• Organic breast implants washed ashore
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[img]http://static.stuff.co.nz/1359677552/807/8251807.jpg[/img] [quote]Jellyfish that bear an unusual resemblance to breast implants have arrived on Nelson shores. The black-lined marine animal "the size of a teacup and maybe the size of a saucer" is apparently harmless, if the behaviour of one swimmer at Little Kaiteriteri is anything to go by. Fellow swimmer Sara-Lee Dabinette was in the area this week and noticed a man weighing up the jellyfish with one in each hand. Curious, she went closer and discovered that the jellyfish did indeed "feel like mammaries", and resembled silicon breast implants, except for the black lines. [/quote] [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8251817/Jellyfish-uncannily-like-breast-implants] More at the source[/url]
Watch as these become exotic implants
Imagine if they [I]did[/I] have stingers, and someone got them as exotic implants anyway. Someone tries to suck one of her nipples - surprise, motherfucker, titsting!
Great, now they're going to go extinct because a bunch of teenagers are going to hunt them down.
[QUOTE]Curious, she went closer and discovered that the jellyfish did indeed "feel like mammaries"[/QUOTE] I fucking died.
[QUOTE=usaokay;39468596]Imagine trying to have sex with someone who has these implants and you could see her boobs move by itself.[/QUOTE] Shit, it'd be just like Dead or Alive
From reading the title I assumed someone had died in sea and her (or his) breast implants had washed up on the shore.. :suicide: Hopefully, we can learn something from these creatures. :quagmire:
[QUOTE=usaokay;39468596]Imagine trying to have sex with someone who has these implants and you could see her boobs move by itself.[/QUOTE] Like that fucked up scene from phantasm? NSFW [url]http://i.imgur.com/FqNyEPm.png[/url]
[QUOTE=Andokool12;39468589]Watch as these become exotic implants[/QUOTE] "Nothing turns me on more then 2 dead rotting jelly fish as a replacement for breasts."
[QUOTE=Last or First;39468620]Imagine if they [I]did[/I] have stingers, and someone got them as exotic implants anyway. Someone tries to suck one of her nipples - surprise, motherfucker, titsting![/QUOTE] Sock therapy for rapists? [editline]4th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Billiam;39468658]I fucking died.[/QUOTE] Watch, as 12 - 14 year olds flock to the beaches in search of Jellyfish. [sp]Would be fun to see a show like that.[/sp]
[QUOTE=usaokay;39468596]Imagine trying to have sex with someone who has these implants and you could see her boobs move by itself.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure that would kill any mans boner in a instant.
[QUOTE=Last or First;39468620]Someone tries to suck one of her nipples - surprise, motherfucker, titsting![/QUOTE] Titsting is a now a word in my vocabulary. Whether this is a good thing or bad, I'll never know. The problem is, it looks a bit like texting for some reason. So I sorta misread it as titxing. Like texting with tits. Man, this is why I need to sleep less.
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