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[B]What is this?[/B]
This is the mother-fucking best drink ever created. You have not lived until you've tried it. It has a strong citrus-like flavor unlike any other drink, and is loaded with man's best friend, CAFFEINE! Unfortunately, Most Mtn Dew is only available in the US currently. However, there is one type of Dew availible in the U.K. (see Mountain Dew Energy), and Original is available in Australia.
[B]Why you should drink it:[/B]
• It tastes really fucking good.
• Gives you a good caffeine rush when you need it. (Late-night gaming, studying, etc.)
• Great gaming drink.
• Good for parties.
• it tastes REALLY FUCKING GOOD.
[B]Mountain Dew Energy:[/B]
Mountain Dew Energy is a new variant of Dew that is available in the U.K. (The only kind available there). However, it is ONLY available in the U.K.
[B]List of flavors:[/B] (currently on sale)
Original
Diet (Added by request)
Throwback (No-longer limited as of 2011)
Code Red
Voltage
White Out
Live Wire
Baja Blast (Only at Taco Bell)
Cherry Rush (only at Wienerschitzel)
Pitch Black (Being re-released in May)
[B]Slurpees at Seven-Eleven:[/B]
Dew slurpees can be purchased at Seven-Eleven stores. They come in 3 flavors.
Original, Blue Shock, and Thin Ice.
[B]The Myths:[/B]
Myth - Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count.
Truth - This is utter bullshit.
Myth - It makes your penis smaller lol.
Truth - Nope. Stop blaming a drink for your 1/2 inch dick.
Myth - Mountain Dew makes your testicles smaller too lol.
Truth - See above.
Most myths about Dew revolve around "Yellow 5", a dye found in Original Mountain Dew. However, this dye has not been proven to be linked with any health problems.
[B]You must really love Dew.[/B]
Yes, I do. I have the damn logo spray-painted on my wall.
I fucking fucking fucking love MtnDoo
I love Mountain Dew.
When I buy this it's usually in bulk.
Like 12 12 packs.
[QUOTE=Adius Shadow;27344854]When I buy this it's usually in bulk.
Like 12 12 packs.[/QUOTE]
More like 40 12 packs.
My choice of drink for on the road trips
Mountain Gaming Fuel Dew :D
#1 for cotton mouth. Anything else, vodka.
I recent went to the US and drank so much of it, tastes so good :3:
Call me a hipster, but I like glass-bottled traditional style sodas more than common soda, even if it means paying a bit more
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Not that Mountain Dew isn't good
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;27344825]
Yes, I do. I have the damn logo spray-painted on my wall.[/QUOTE]
gonna need to see this
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;27344909]Call me a hipster, but I like glass-bottled traditional style sodas better than common soda, even if it means paying a bit more[/QUOTE]
I bet you like Apel Macks as well.
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;27344909]Call me a hipster, but I like glass-bottled traditional style sodas better than common soda, even if it means paying a bit more[/QUOTE]
Soda is always better in glass. I would kill to get Dew in a glass bottle.
It's not only available in the us and UK. For any dutchfags they sell this at the chinese import shop in rotterdam, near the euromast. It's delicious. Went there multiple times to get a few cases.
You're all gonna get diabetes.
Its an energy drink in USA?? In Australia its just a soft drink.
Edit:Misread, just caffeine.
They sell this in Australia, but only the original flavour. I have to go to an imported food and drinks shop to get Code Red, my favourite.
I don't think we have this in the UK. :smith:
[QUOTE=Antdawg;27344936]They sell this in Australia, but only the original flavour. I have to go to an imported food and drinks shop to get Code Red, my favourite.[/QUOTE]
I'll add that to the OP. Thank you sir.
never had it before
Typhoon should of won the Dewmocracy it pisses me off
[QUOTE=Ama-zake;27344909]Call me a hipster, but I like glass-bottled traditional style sodas more than common soda, even if it means paying a bit more
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Not that Mountain Dew isn't good[/QUOTE]
Damn hipster
I still don't understand how people think a soda can make your penis smaller.
[QUOTE=Captain Lawlrus;27344917]gonna need to see this[/QUOTE]
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You forgot MtnDew Live Wire. That's another flavor on sale currently. It's orange.
[QUOTE=Lizurd Man;27344992]You forgot MtnDew Live Wire. That's another flavor on sale currently. It's orange.[/QUOTE]
I knew I was forgetting something.
WHY THE FUCK IS THROWBACK NOT IN YOUR LIST?
/caps.. But honestly. Throwback > All.
[QUOTE=FreeHugs;27345003]WHY THE FUCK IS THROWBACK NOT IN YOUR LIST?
/caps.. But honestly. Throwback > All.[/QUOTE]
I thought it wasn't on sale anymore.
I've never had it, I've seen em in some shops here in Australia.
I just stick with red bull and mother energy drinks.
And lest we not forget all of the delicious varieties of Slurpee MtnDew available at Seven-Eleven and Speedway stores.
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