• The LHC is back online, as of today
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[quote="The Times Online"]The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be started up tonight for the first time since a catastrophic fault forced it to be shut down for more than a year. Engineers at the Cern particle physics laboratory plan to begin injecting protons into the world’s most powerful atom-smasher at around 4pm GMT after the “big bang machine” was formally handed over to its operations team. A first beam of particles should be circulating one way around the LHC’s 27km (17-mile) ring by Saturday, and the second beam travelling in the opposite direction should be captured soon afterwards. [/quote] [url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/physics/article6923089.ece]Source[/url] Hopefully it won't be damaged by somebody's sandwich this time. New Scientist also posted an interesting article about the future of CERN and the search for the illusive time-mashing Higgs Boson particle. [quote="New Scientist"]The Large Hadron Collider is by no means the last of the particle smashers. A group at CERN recently explored the various scenarios that might emerge from the atomic debris in Geneva – and how they would shape what colliders we build next. We draw out the key points about each of the scenarios. Detect a Higgs What will detecting a Higgs boson mean? If the characteristics of the Higgs fit with the predictions of the standard model of particle physics, it should be found within three years. The discovery would confirm that a Higgs "field" permeates the universe, lending all other particles their mass. If it is a Higgs that does not conform to the standard model, it may turn up even earlier, because it would likely be lighter and so more commonly produced in collisions than heavier particles. What next? The Super LHC will have more collisions per second and be more accurate than the LHC, and would be able to start to explore the properties of a Higgs. Its high energy would be especially useful if the Higgs turns out to be heavy, though a linear collider would be more precise. The Compact Linear Collider would have an advantage over the International Linear Collider with its higher collision energy. No Higgs What will failing to detect a Higgs mean? If no Higgs is detected after three years of the LHC running at full energy, then this points to a more complicated Higgs field. It could be because the Higgs decays to known particles that are difficult to detect at the LHC or it decays to invisible particles - ones that don't interact with the detector. Failure could also be a sign of a non-standard model Higgs - which would mean it could be lighter or heavier than expected and thus harder to find. Or it could indicate a more exotic Higgs field - perhaps with several different Higgs bosons interacting in a way not yet fully understood. What next? Other mechanisms for endowing particles with mass will be seriously considered. For example, when two W bosons collide, they are thought to produce a Higgs. If no Higgs exists, however, whatever else is produced by W boson scattering would be the obvious next place to look for what endows matter with mass. The process could be examined extensively with the Super LHC. No detection at the LHC could be bad news for the International Linear Collider, because it has a lower energy than the LHC and so couldn't look for a potentially heavy Higgs. The Compact Linear Collider would be the better option.[/quote] Read more about it [url=http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427354.900-future-colliders-beyond-the-lhc.html]here[/url]. Smashing. :science:
[QUOTE=Tentacle;18470746]Smashing. :science:[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
Just push the sample into the Anti-Mass Spectrometre... I've just realised how rude that sounds.
We [i]are[/i] going to die.
Earlier today, the LHC broke down again after a paperclip was found in the wrong drawer. More on that at eleven.
Stage two Emitters, activiating NOW. Gordon, we don't know how long the system can be operated at this level.
What is he doing in there?
[b]fuck[/b]
Get out of there! We had a system crash earlier. I'm still tryin' to find my files.
Why do we all have to wear these rediculous ties?
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
[b]Delicious microwave casserole[/b]
My God! What are you doing?
[QUOTE=RedStar;18470763]:rimshot:[/QUOTE] :downsrim:
With my Brains and your Brawn, we'll make an excellent team.
Weren't you suppose to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
They're waiting for you Gordon; in the test chamber.
They're waiting for you gordon... In the [i][b]Test Chamber[/i][/b] Argh fuck ninjad. Looks like you're in the barrel today gordon!
Sorry gordon I cannot let you in without your hazard suit.
If this gets activated and I see one god damn headhumper...
For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us, it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!
[b]blargh[/b]
Good god, you guys are having a field day with this one.
It's not! It's not shutting down!
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I will see you up ahead.
Hurf durf I'm funny and original I'm going to wank off to half life cos there's coincidences hurf durf !1 Yeah that's right you fuckers get butthurt over the fact that you're not mature enough to not relate everything to games.
FIRE IN THEHOLE caps
[QUOTE=markg06;18470983]Hurf durf I'm funny and original I'm going to wank off to half life cos there's coincidences hurf durf !1[/QUOTE] Not Coincidences, more like Unforeseen Consequences.
[b][i]Stage 2 emitters activating now[/i][/b]
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