i snuck into my barn to smoke and now this fucking possum wont move away from the door outside and im stuck in the goddamn barn. been like this for an hour and this possum is just staring at me. my second floor has a door you can open sp were just fucking staring each other down god damn
maybe he just wants a hit
i thrrew an apple at him and he just fucking stood there what kind of possum is this. and now i hear rustling in my bushes fuck
are you gonna let that little fucker intimidate you?
Charge that mother fucker full force.
possum, no. rabies, very yes
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i took a picture and videos and shit so i guess ill post that if i get out alive
be a fucking man a possum aint going to fight you if you come charging at it swinging a big object
if you say so.
wish me luck i suppose
godspeed
you gotta be shitting me. i ran at it with a bit of wood swinging it around and it just stared at me with really creepy eyes. so now im on the porch cause i just legged it and i realized i left my fucking weed in the barn.gotta go back.
just kill it and eat it
channel your primal instincts
How big is it?
Don't hurt it unless it makes it clear that it's intent is harmful. What happened when you legged it, did it even move or just stare?
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oh wait rabies right
nevermind just leave the weed until you know an animal isn't going to try to kick your shit
it may be small but possums can be nasty little bastards :v:
yeah just give him a hit thats probably all he wants
i ran back and it wasnt there. so i grabbed my bag and when i opened the door to go outside it was around the corner like right next to the door so im back inside. hes like the size of a really fat cat like if you tried to punt it, it would really hurt your toes. im smoking another bowl before trying again
lol
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seriously that is amazing
i almost envy your opportunity to make observations
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If it were me, I'd still be up on that second floor staring down every detail
it's incredibly interesting when animals don't act like, well, animals
yeah it was cool to look at for the first like half hour. then it just creeped me out and blocked my exit.
i wanna smoke in a barn
its actually really fucking creepy in here alone. this is coincidentally the first time ive come out here alone. and im gonna run again
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;35451058]i wanna smoke in a barn[/QUOTE]
My friend lives further up the island from me on a far less urban property, it's got a neat barn on it. It's also close to a really peaceful stream and a water-breaker island divided from actual ground by a silty mud-pond like area. The island is occupied by various bits of metal debris and a large water-tower. There was also a boat docked at it for a while that was very warm inside and we had figured was a grow-up (it was a gutted military vessel, definitely big enough to have been and us to have missed it entirely.) :v:
Back to the barn though, it's nice. Not necessarily your conventional barn, and since he doesn't actually have any animals, it's more of a garage that doesn't house any cars.
How's the possum deal coming? How are you posting, from a phone?
it probably has a disease where it doesn't act like it supposed to
Rabies does that, I imagine that's why he thinks it has it. Rabies behavior can range from an animal being incredibly docile, to incredibly vicious (and sometimes even biting things that aren't alive.)
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Still alive? Are you being mauled?
nah im on my computer now eating stoufers. the possum just stared at me while i ran.. kind of an anticlimax i suppose.
Huh, maybe Mac was right. Possum probably just wanted to toke and got sad when you left. :v:
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/mmy91f.jpg[/IMG]
this was after like 15 minutes
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2cdjdh.jpg[/IMG]
this was after like an hour
cant see shit captain
I can see it when I look at it from a really sharp angle. That's sorta eerie, but I guess not being there I can't really feel threatened by the little guy.
i see something in the 2nd photo that im guessing is the possum
nothing in the first
in the first the possum is sitting further up
can't really tell, looks like it's staring right at the camera :v:
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
you're scared of a possum
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;35451880]HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
you're scared of a possum[/QUOTE]
sounds like you want to be bit :v:
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