[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/michael-schwartz-homosexu_n_293180.html[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYdyFRHizTg[/media]
Republicans are so fucking stupid
No more lesbian porn for me then...
[editline]08:35PM[/editline]
Even though it shows no dick
God damn, I've been watching porn for so long.
Shit, I better check myself with a gaydar.
Like none of them have ever seen porn or jacked off.
If only it was true :c
This is common knowledge, just like how whacking off gives you hairy palms and makes your eyes fall out.
Since when the fuck are politicians allowed to push their morality upon the citize-nevermind...
I agree, to an extent. It depends if the porn shows a dick or not. Then again, that's by their assumption.
Belief (according to the idiots): seeing the same sex' genitalia while whacking off makes you gay. If I'm whacking it to an extremely hot bitch and a dick comes in to view, am I obligated to instantly stop whacking it and go limp? Pff, yeah right, asshole.
he's a bad person and lives in sin because he's not married.
of course, it all makes sense now
[QUOTE=Mr. Schrodinger;17458769]God damn, I've been watching porn for so long.
Shit, I better check myself with a gaydar.[/QUOTE]
MIT's got the gaydar:
[url]http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/09/20/1753254/MIT-Project-Gaydar-Shakes-Privacy-Assumptions[/url]
porn is evil, and makes you gay.
[QUOTE=5omeone;17458868]I agree, to an extent. It depends if the porn shows a dick or not. Then again, that's by their assumption.
Belief (according to the idiots): seeing the same sex' genitalia while whacking off makes you gay. If I'm whacking it to an extremely hot bitch and a dick comes in to view, am I obligated to instantly stop whacking it and go limp? Pff, yeah right, asshole.[/QUOTE]
Who fucking cares if it technically makes you "gay"... It's the year 2009, we've evolved enough as a society to accept homosexuality and "immorality". We accepted it three thousand years ago before all this Christian bullshit so why not now?
Porn only makes you gay if you're beating off to to dick part.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;17458908]Who fucking cares if it technically makes you "gay"... It's the year 2009, we've evolved enough as a society to accept homosexuality and "immorality". We accepted it three thousand years ago before all this Christian bullshit so why not now?[/QUOTE]
politicians and idiots (same class) want shit to whine about
hi5 to self for stating the obvious
By their logic it also makes sense if your having sex, because no doubt you will see your own wang, So by their logic all people who aren't virgins are gay... makes sense, also all male masturbater's are gay because they touch it and thats even more eewie, these guys are idiots.
I hate when they go in odd angles and 3/4 of the screen is dick
who is this guy and why are people listening to him?
Republican and disagree.
[QUOTE=wingless;17459332]By their logic it also makes sense if your having sex, because no doubt you will see your own wang, So by their logic all people who aren't virgins are gay... makes sense, also all male masturbater's are gay because they touch it and thats even more eewie, these guys are idiots.[/QUOTE]
Wingless is the guy who, if was your brother, would be standing butt-naked at your parents' full-length mirror looking at himself and whacking off while you unexpectedly burst in to the room and catch him in the act and he wouldn't stop.
Wingless if the guy who, if was your brother, would probably try to take baths with you. Not showers - baths.
Wingless is that guy.
Shit, I can't whack off unless I like how the dick looks, too.
That doesn't make me gay, just a bit.. imaginative.
[QUOTE=BJK;17459355]nazi and likes penis.[/QUOTE]
Fixed for ya bro
Conseravatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives.
It's the "Family Research Council" speaking at the "Values Voter Summit." What did you expect?
The party is systematically eliminating any and all moderates, they'll just lose by even higher margins next year.
[QUOTE=thisispain;17459373]Hey l00k I can edit quoots cuz I dont have a valuable comeback[/QUOTE]
Fixed for ya bro
And again. Have been conservative republican my entire life, and I've seen plenty of porn. Personally don't know any right-winged friends that are against it.
I think he caught his son wanking to some homo porn.
It sounds like he attempted to have some high-level philosophy, but it was such a high level that it's no longer even philosophy at that point, it's over-thinking, and no longer has anywhere to actually be applied or even be a cause for concern on any level, even in areas where high-level philosophy can apply (which isn't many in the first place).
Wow, apparently Clinton's gay.
[QUOTE=5omeone;17458868]I agree, to an extent. It depends if the porn shows a dick or not. Then again, that's by their assumption.[/QUOTE]
That's retarded.
Being gay isn't some sort of eye disease you can get by looking at a cock.
Some dumb kids at my school were trying to say this as well.
Really stupid
The OP's name fits :v:
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
