• Another testicle ticket written in SC
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[quote]SPARTANBURG, S.C. — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle. A Spartanburg County sheriff's deputy stopped a truck Sunday evening after noticing the "anatomically correct" display on the rear bumper. The incident report says the driver removed the display after being stopped but he was arrested for driving without a license. He was also given a warning ticket for having an obscene display. Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck. That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.[/quote] [url=http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/5503724-Another-testicle-ticket-written-in-SC/]Sauce[/url] :v:
[quote]The incident report says the driver removed the display after being stopped but he was arrested for driving without a license.[/quote] Well done.
Dick sounds like a better option. "Officer I swear! It's an antenna!"
Wait, does this mean that people with those giant, metallic balls attached to the towing things on their trucks are going to get tickets for it? I mean, I don't like the looks of them, but giving tickets for them?
How are two spherical objects on the back of a truck obscene?
[QUOTE=TAU!;35870583]Wait, does this mean that people with this giant, metallic balls attached to the towing things on their trucks are going to get tickets for it? I mean, I don't like the looks of them, but giving tickets for them?[/QUOTE] Actually, it's a decoration that people hang from the rear bumpers of their trucks or cars that look like a pair of testicles.
I used to see them sometimes driving from Louisiana to Texas.
[QUOTE=napalm_bomb;35870703]I used to see them sometimes driving from Louisiana to Texas.[/QUOTE] And you still can! In fact, there's a few truck-owners with them down the street from me!
That sucks [I]balls[/I] for the car owner, I guess. But you shouldn't be [I]teste[/I]ing other people's patience like that either.
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;35871159]That sucks [I]balls[/I] for the car owner, I guess. But you shouldn't be [I]teste[/I]ing other people's patience like that either.[/QUOTE] You tried really hard didn't you?
why would you do this? [img]http://www.bumpernuts.com/nuts_o1.jpg[/img] so very tacky.
[QUOTE=blubafoon;35871188]why would you do this? [IMG]http://www.bumpernuts.com/nuts_o1.jpg[/IMG] so very tacky.[/QUOTE] They're absolutely hilarious
[QUOTE=blubafoon;35871188]why would you do this? [img]http://www.bumpernuts.com/nuts_o1.jpg[/img] so very tacky.[/QUOTE] For some reason I have the horrible urge to hit those with baseball bat as hard as I can.
What a manly car
that looks so fucking stupid that i'm glad they got a ticket
it's a redhead thing i guess..
There's no shortage of truck nuts in Montana
[QUOTE=stawicki;35871614]it's a redhead thing i guess..[/QUOTE] redhead [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/953164-8582BMN.jpg[/img] redneck [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/953165-ONFSGNV.jpg[/img] I think you mean "redneck". :v:
[QUOTE=NorseTech;35871859]There's no shortage of truck nuts in Montana[/QUOTE] its a pun
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;35871175]You tried really hard didn't you?[/QUOTE] I'm not trying to bust a [I]nut[/I], just throwing some puns out of the [I]sack[/I].
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;35871961]I'm not trying to bust a [I]nut[/I], just throwing some puns out of the [I]sack[/I].[/QUOTE] This is the reason puns were made bannable, and the subsequent ban massacre last week.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJQwQvKniE&feature=relmfu[/media] oh my
Good. I hate truck nutz and can't help but wonder if the only nuts the owner has are the fakies hanging on their back bumper.[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35870692]How are two spherical objects on the back of a truck obscene?[/QUOTE] It's not just two round things hanging back there. It's a full on replica of a ballsack, wrinkles and all.
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;35871175]You tried really hard didn't you?[/QUOTE] Jeez you guys sure are getting [I]testes[/I] about all the news puns lately. [editline]8th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;35872142]This is the reason puns were made bannable, and the subsequent ban massacre last week.[/QUOTE] They banned puns again?
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;35872655]They banned puns again?[/QUOTE] For about a day, it led to this [thread=1180235]'ban massacre'[/thread] happening, which I guess caught garry's attention and he thought it was dumb so they undid it.
All over new york people have them
God i hate it when people have these, it just makes you look like an immature man-child.
Who are they to tell me I can't have testicles on my car? Next they'll be stopping me from using a two foot purple dildo as a hood ornament. Government interference into our lives is going too far. Vote Ron Paul 2012.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;35873920]God i hate it when people have these, it just makes you look like an immature man-child.[/QUOTE] Its simply a novelty item. How many times do people make sexual innuendo jokes, a lot. This is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. Nothing immature about it.
there are so many people who have their cars like that where I live (SoCal), it's incredibly stupid.
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