Man drives drunk, with no tires, and the truck was on fire - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Drunken driving charges have been filed against a southern New Jersey man who authorities say was driving a box truck that was on fire and missing its front tires.[/QUOTE][URL="http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_NJ_man_drove_drunk_in_burning_truck_with_no_front_tires.html?mobile=1&ic=1&iphone=1"] http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_NJ_man_drove_drunk_in_burning_truck_with_no_front_tires.html?mobile=1&ic=1&iphone=1[/URL] 1)Driving Drunk 2) Shattered windshield 3)Hanging out of the car because of said windshield 4) No front tires 5)Truck on fire with branches sticking out of it That had to be the best drive ever.

New Jersey.

Well, we've all been there at some point. Honest mistake(s)

Sounds like something straight out of russia.

[quote]southern New Jersey[/quote] This explains a lot.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41847841]New Jersey.[/QUOTE] Jersery is the best :dance:

it happens to the best of us

We learn from our mistakes, right guys?

for some reason this sounds hilarious

Just one of those days I guess.

Why do i want to see a video of this happening?

How do you even react to that as a cop There's bound to be a second of, wait, the fuck is that?

[t]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7989/c4yc.png[/t] Talk about ad placement.. "Next time you run from the law, use Bridgestone tires with patented Stop Stick Puncture Protection"

What if he was so drunk, he thought he was ghost rider?

[QUOTE=Liem;41848696]How do you even react to that as a cop There's bound to be a second of, wait, the fuck is that?[/QUOTE] I know cops need to be brave or at least be really good at faking it but there comes a time when something so absurd happens that not even the pief of cholice would know how to handle it

If you're going to get arrested for Drunk Driving, you've gotta go all the way.

Wow, I live close to Lakehurst

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41847841]New Jersey.[/QUOTE] South New Jersey is basically the actual south. North Jersey is bearable depending on where you are (and whether or not you're a minority (yay racial profiling))

Fucking metal

[QUOTE=crazycory65;41847765]southern New Jersey[/QUOTE] *sigh* Time to ask what my brother's been up to when he gets home. [QUOTE=Dacheet;41849614]South New Jersey is basically the actual south. North Jersey is bearable depending on where you are (and whether or not you're a minority (yay racial profiling))[/QUOTE] Like frig it is. South Jersey is basically just a big, state-wide Philly suburb until you get to the coast and it's [i]awesome.[/i] North Jersey is basically a 4,000-square mile landfill where all the NYC wannabes and guidos live (you can pin Jersey Shore on those posers; nothing to do with us.) Hell, they don't even have Wawas up there.

Dammit,I thought I told you guys to not post about me

"Guys really, I'm fine"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

What seems to be the offrem, problicer?

[QUOTE=VinLAURiA]Like frig it is. South Jersey is basically just a big, state-wide Philly suburb until you get to the coast and it's [i]awesome.[/i] North Jersey is basically a 4,000-square mile landfill where all the NYC wannabes and guidos live (you can pin Jersey Shore on those posers; nothing to do with us.) Hell, they don't even have Wawas up there.[/QUOTE] I think this map works: [t]http://www.youdontknowjersey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Pwnf4.jpg[/t] However, you can minimize it even more by just making a split along I-195 with the northern part being "South NYC" and the south being "East Philly." Maybe a little sliver around AC for New Jersey, but there really is no New Jersey. (PS North Jersey has some really good looking places if you look hard enough; Garrett Mountain, The Watchung Mountains, And the West Essex Trail all are beautiful sometimes)

South Jersey is Best Jersey. The north is just where NYC shits. [editline]15th August 2013[/editline] Though, that "Worse than Detroit" part about Camden is pretty accurate :v:

Yeah, I don't think anyone would disagree that Camden is a pit. I'm happy to be in the "happy white families" area, though.

My father's description of Philly and Camden: "Philly is one giant asshole and Camden is its shit stain" :v: