Possibly the weirdest E-mail I've ever received. - General

I don't know how this manage to escape my spam folder, and I have no idea what kind of message it's trying to tell me but this is fucking creepy. [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zHAv8.jpg[/IMG]

Fuck it... Just run OP, run.

You're gonna die.

It's a treasure map and the treasure is cancer

Best spam mail ever

change your name, shave your pubes and skip the country

Those are some bored looking indians.

Looks like an alien message which wasn't supposed to get to you...

I suddenly feel the need to kill my parents.

FP group treasure hunt!

CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it's something along the lines of that Russian numbers station. Only in email form.

Maybe it's junk mail.

[I]WORLD END OCTB 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/I] :quagmire::rock:

He's trying to warn you about the 2012 apocalypse,but he mixed up the Mayans with the Indians and to prevent the end of the world,you have to go to all those locations marked and pick up rocks similar to the one in the picture After gathering the stones,you must find the field of impure maize and scatter the stones around,at which point a box with that thing in the last picture will fall from the sky,which you must use as a gravity gun to push away the incoming meteor about to hit the earth movie plot of the year [I]all years[/I]

[QUOTE=SwizzChees;32842703]Maybe it's junk mail.[/QUOTE] Typically junk mail tries to sell you something.

Seems like you have to bury Indians in a one eyed pyramid that was built by god that's located in Japan.

Reminds me of the Truth minigames from Assassins Creed 2. Everyone find a piece of Eden!

[QUOTE=BlkDucky;32842753]Typically junk mail tries to sell you something.[/QUOTE] Maybe it's an encrypted message for an indian version of the blue pill.

Its a Nigerian princes's treasure. Quick, go help him!

you now have info on the US plot to revisit Japan and give payback for pearl harbor but this time we're bringing the native americans into the mix ~~~~~~AMERICA FUCK YEAH~~~~~~<

Since we all know indians are not very good at computers.

Expect the FBI soon They'll bring magnets

[QUOTE=killkill85;32842749]He's trying to warn you about the 2012 apocalypse,but he mixed up the Mayans with the Indians and to prevent the end of the world,you have to go to all those locations marked and pick up rocks similar to the one in the picture After gathering the stones,you must find the field of impure maize and scatter the stones around,at which point a box with that thing in the last picture will fall from the sky,which you must use as a gravity gun to push away the incoming meteor about to hit the earth movie plot of the year [I]all years[/I][/QUOTE] What about the anal beads laying ontop of that claw thing? You forgot about those. The most important part.

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Tineye some of it from a computer you don't care about getting viruses with.

Awww you get to be the chosen one :(

It's a quest to collect all artifacts.

[QUOTE=SwizzChees;32842703]Maybe it's junk mail.[/QUOTE] I'm afraid your post is too serious and not sarcastic enough for this thread. [QUOTE=BlkDucky;32842753]Typically junk mail tries to sell you something.[/QUOTE] "If you want to travel across America, across Europe and anywhere in Japan make sure to use *insert airline company name here*, tell us about the secret code (the weird text) in the e-mail and get some free native American burned corn!"

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;32843481]I'm afraid your post is too serious and not sarcastic enough for this thread.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I didn't know it was so obvious for being a serious post.

It's a message from the future.