Okay, so me (I'm 15), my brother, who we'll call Tony, who is 19, and my brothers friend, C, who is 18, were all playing with one of those new Sky Ball things. (They go like 50 feet in the air.) Well, my brother is on one side of the intersection, while me and his friend were on the other side. I bounced the ball over to my brother, he caught it, and stopped to text for a second. Right after he put his phone down, an SUV with two boaters in it drives by him. Now none of us thought anything of it, since many cars had passed by.
Well I guess my brother had spit on the ground while they were driving by (He was smoking not even 5 minutes before hand, so he was spitting alot.) All of the sudden, me and Carl hear the SUV's tires squeal. The car comes flying down the street, blows the stop sign, whips around the corner, AND HITS MY BROTHER. He didn't get hurt, because they had stopped mid collision. But he had to jump and push off of the front of the car to avoid being seriously hurt.
The car started to speed off down the street, and my brother started to chase them. I started following him not far behind, but I couldn't run fast considering I wasn't wearing shoes or socks. I was only wearing my brand new Mountain Dew board shorts, that I had just gotten 20 minutes beforehand. My brother carries around brass knuckles, because he thinks he's a badass, but I just think he's a faggot. But, he pulled them out while he was chasing the car, but put them away when the car stopped.
So these two Iranian faggots stop their car, AND COME OUT WITH FUCKING METAL POLES. One of the kids was 5'4, and scrawnier than an Olson twin. The other one was 5'9, and fat as shit. Now I'm assuming they were brothers, and the fat one always ate his brothers food, Causing the difference in their weight. They both start talking crap to my brother, so I got in the scrawny kids face. One, to get some of the heat off my brother, and two, because I'm 5'3 and a half and I was stronger than him.
The boner kids are yelling at my brother to put his knuckles away (which he had pulled out again, due to the fact that these faggots had metal poles). I looked over at my brother and went, "Dude, put the knuckles away, they'll put the poles away so we can beat the shit out of them." So faggotron and douchefag put away their poles, and I got back in the scrawny kids face. My brother kept talking shit to both of them. The reason behind all this fighting, and I shit you not FP, I will quote the kid directly. "Wullah bro when we drive by you spit on the fucking ground and try to act like a hard ass." by this time I'm laughing my ass off at the anorexic kid that's jumpin around like he's tough shit.
After a couple minutes of shit talking and laughing, an older kid came out of his house, (I'd say he was about 24, 25.) He kept tellin my brother to get out of here and stuff because he didn't want this all happening infront of his house. My brother asked the guy if he knew the two kids. his response "Yeah bro they're my coousins." In a sarcastic way my brother's like "Oh yeah, I forgot, we're all fucking cousins around here." So these kids keep talking crap to us, and get back in their car and are about to drive away. My dad comes flying down the street in his truck so god damn fast I thought he was goina hit 88 and end up in the 60s. He parked in the middle of the street infront of their car so they couldn't leave, and walked around to the back of their car so they couldn't back up. So, being inbred and whatnot, these kids get out of the car, and start talking crap to my 45 year old dad, who has friggin 20 in. arms. My dad just laughed, and gave them the look of, "I will fucking eat you."
So after that, the 5-0 showed up and sat us all down on the curb. The camel jockeys couldn't shut their mouths, so the cops took them over to a cop car about 20 yards from us. The cops took my brothers information, and searched him for his brass knuckles. They didn't find anything. I look over at the sand niggers, and the scrawny punk ass one was staring at me. So, being mature and level headed, I proceeded to yell out "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT FAGGOT?" I got scolded by the police. After I was told to be quiet, I looked back over at the kid, waited till he was looking at me, and spit on the ground. He looked away in aggrivation.
And now the Jersey Shore wannabes keep driving by my house, to try to intimidate us. I'm the only one home, so I'm keeping a lookout for anything. While we were sitting on the curb, I turned to my brother, he turned to me, and in all the chaos and comotion, all I could think about...
"Well.... I didn't think the first thing I'd be doing in these shorts was sitting on the curb talking to the police."
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sounds like both parties are at fault for being entirely too aggressive
get a grip
Good job Matthew.
tl;dr you nearly got arrested because of some Iranians.
[QUOTE=iusehax;22786465]tl;dr you nearly got arrested because of some Iranians.[/QUOTE]
Basically.
Find a gun, go outside, wait for them, and tell them if they drive by again you'll shoot yourself.
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was it these guys by any chance?
(Google'd bad ass iranians) :smug:
^LOL. Thats exactly how they look around here
[QUOTE=Awt2 x;22786460]Good job Matthew.[/QUOTE]
Nathan Alan Bone
Shoot them
=)
[QUOTE=Comcastic;22786543]Find a gun, go outside, wait for them, and tell them if they drive by again you'll shoot yourself.[/QUOTE]
Ruger .22
Standing by.
I like how you didn't water it down or something for the post.
No detail shall be spared
Then I looked you up on facebook and you know people I know.
Neat. (Michigan lol)
In my neighborhood, I sit out on the porch with a 12 gauge every now and then, especially when some wigger dumbasses are trying to get in fights with my friends and I. The funny thing is that they don't like guns, so when they saw the shotgun they were just like "Huurr" and walked away after trying to call me, a semi pale white kid, a nigger. Try it in your case, or you can sit out there with a slingshot. :downs: Or just put a few forks facing up in the road, which would probably be a bad idea anyway. :v:
Someone post that thread about the mexicans chasing him with metal poles, this is deja vu
[QUOTE=IlikeHL2;22786664]Then I looked you up on facebook and you know people I know.
Neat. (Michigan lol)[/QUOTE]
who do you know?
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;22786396]sand niggers[/QUOTE]
Well that's just inappropriate.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;22787326]Should have kicked their ass OP.[/QUOTE]
I would have, but I'm in youth assistance for punching my step dad in the face /:
OP lost a lot of credit when he said "niggers".
I don't care about your racism towards my racism.
[QUOTE=I Has a Crayon;22786396]Okay, so me (I'm 15), my brother, who we'll call Tony, who is 19, and my brothers friend, C, who is 18, were all playing with one of those new Sky Ball things. (They go like 50 feet in the air.) Well, my brother is on one side of the intersection, while me and his friend were on the other side. I bounced the ball over to my brother, he caught it, and stopped to text for a second. Right after he put his phone down, an SUV with two boaters in it drives by him. Now none of us thought anything of it, since many cars had passed by.
Well I guess my brother had spit on the ground while they were driving by (He was smoking not even 5 minutes before hand, so he was spitting alot.) All of the sudden, me and Carl hear the SUV's tires squeal. The car comes flying down the street, blows the stop sign, whips around the corner, AND HITS MY BROTHER. He didn't get hurt, because they had stopped mid collision. But he had to jump and push off of the front of the car to avoid being seriously hurt.
The car started to speed off down the street, and my brother started to chase them. I started following him not far behind, but I couldn't run fast considering I wasn't wearing shoes or socks. I was only wearing my brand new Mountain Dew board shorts, that I had just gotten 20 minutes beforehand. My brother carries around brass knuckles, because he thinks he's a badass, but I just think he's a faggot. But, he pulled them out while he was chasing the car, but put them away when the car stopped.
So these two Iranian faggots stop their car, AND COME OUT WITH FUCKING METAL POLES. One of the kids was 5'4, and scrawnier than an Olson twin. The other one was 5'9, and fat as shit. Now I'm assuming they were brothers, and the fat one always ate his brothers food, Causing the difference in their weight. They both start talking crap to my brother, so I got in the scrawny kids face. One, to get some of the heat off my brother, and two, because I'm 5'3 and a half and I was stronger than him.
The boner kids are yelling at my brother to put his knuckles away (which he had pulled out again, due to the fact that these faggots had metal poles). I looked over at my brother and went, "Dude, put the knuckles away, they'll put the poles away so we can beat the shit out of them." So faggotron and douchefag put away their poles, and I got back in the scrawny kids face. My brother kept talking shit to both of them. The reason behind all this fighting, and I shit you not FP, I will quote the kid directly. "Wullah bro when we drive by you spit on the fucking ground and try to act like a hard ass." by this time I'm laughing my ass off at the anorexic kid that's jumpin around like he's tough shit.
After a couple minutes of shit talking and laughing, an older kid came out of his house, (I'd say he was about 24, 25.) He kept tellin my brother to get out of here and stuff because he didn't want this all happening infront of his house. My brother asked the guy if he knew the two kids. his response "Yeah bro they're my coousins." In a sarcastic way my brother's like "Oh yeah, I forgot, we're all fucking cousins around here." So these kids keep talking crap to us, and get back in their car and are about to drive away. My dad comes flying down the street in his truck so god damn fast I thought he was goina hit 88 and end up in the 60s. He parked in the middle of the street infront of their car so they couldn't leave, and walked around to the back of their car so they couldn't back up. So, being inbred and whatnot, these kids get out of the car, and start talking crap to my 45 year old dad, who has friggin 20 in. arms. My dad just laughed, and gave them the look of, "I will fucking eat you."
So after that, the 5-0 showed up and sat us all down on the curb. The camel jockeys couldn't shut their mouths, so the cops took them over to a cop car about 20 yards from us. The cops took my brothers information, and searched him for his brass knuckles. They didn't find anything. I look over at the sand niggers, and the scrawny punk ass one was staring at me. So, being mature and level headed, I proceeded to yell out "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT FAGGOT?" I got scolded by the police. After I was told to be quiet, I looked back over at the kid, waited till he was looking at me, and spit on the ground. He looked away in aggrivation.
And now the Jersey Shore wannabes keep driving by my house, to try to intimidate us. I'm the only one home, so I'm keeping a lookout for anything. While we were sitting on the curb, I turned to my brother, he turned to me, and in all the chaos and comotion, all I could think about...
"Well.... I didn't think the first thing I'd be doing in these shorts was sitting on the curb talking to the police."[/QUOTE]
this is just filled with racism and homophobia, holy shit
I expected people who drove Boats, not Iranians. So, these "Boaters", they're like Chavs and Wiggers?
You do know that they take a plane to here, not a boat, right?
I just find it offensive, since I came from a different country to the US, and I find the term "boater" to be very offensive.
I would have been pissed too.
[QUOTE=TAU!;22788459]I expected people who drove Boats, not Iranians. So, these "Boaters", they're like Chavs and Wiggers?[/QUOTE]
nope, Arabic kids who think they're hard shit. We call them boaters because some of them come illegally in boats. It pisses them off alot. And I actually can be racist, I'm the minority in my neighborhood :P
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