The Fall of GameHacker655 by Chimpvanzee and Flat Zeus - General

A story made for me, and I helped make a bit of it. Hope you enjoy it. For Flat Zeus, we love you, bro. 30 reasons to hate this piece of shit called GameHacker655. 1. He stole CrazyChicken's Avatar. 2. He takes a superior tone with me. 3. He stalks CrazyChicken. 4. He hates Flat Zeus, says he needs do DIE. 5. His description is "I really like cookies". 6. He supports the opposition of Missing Information. 7. His name is GameHacker655 for fuck's sake. 8. He's an overall fag. 9. Types in caps at me when I added him. 10. Can't spell or use grammar. 11. Stupid spaz kid. 12. Confuses Japan with China. 13. Doesn't know basic console commands. 14. Doesn't understand that you can't make servers with just "Create Game". 15. Doesn't know basic game terms. 16. Immature. 17. Has absolutely no clue what he's doing. 18. Impatient. 19. Stupid. 20. Ignorant. 21. Types in all caps for unknown reasons. 22. Annoying. 23. Bad at CS. 24. A quitter. 25. Shouldn't be on the internet. 26. The type of person who's always saying "JOIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 27. A brat. 28. Short tempered. 29. One of those people who puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" after everything they say when excited. 30. Just a fucking annoying FAGGOT. Chat log after I dropped the bomb that I hate him. Chimpvanzee: HEy Chimpvanzee: Sorry Chimpvanzee: I was using the bathroom (AGNMI)GameHacker655: I had to kick you Chimpvanzee: No you didn't (AGNMI)GameHacker655: It was WORTHLESS Chimpvanzee: You wanna know something? Chimpvanzee: You're a little shit (AGNMI)GameHacker655: wha... Chimpvanzee: I fucking hate you (AGNMI)GameHacker655: because i kicked you (AGNMI)GameHacker655: OK Chimpvanzee: I hope you die, you little fucker Chimpvanzee: 30 reasons to hate this piece of shit called GameHacker655. 1. He stole CrazyChicken's Avatar. 2. He takes a superior tone with me. 3. He stalks CrazyChicken. 4. He hates Flat Zeus, says he needs do DIE. 5. His description is "I really like cookies". 6. He supports the opposition of Missing Information. 7. His name is GameHacker655 for fuck's sake. 8. He's an overall fag. 9. Types in caps at me when I added him. 10. Can't spell or use grammar. 11. Stupid spaz kid. 12. Confuses Japan with China. 13. Doesn't know basic console commands. 14. Doesn't understand that you can't make servers with just "Create Game". 15. Doesn't know basic game terms. 16. Immature. 17. Has absolutely no clue what he's doing. 18. Impatient. 19. Stupid. 20. Ignorant. 21. Types in all caps for unkown reasons. 22. Annoying. 23. Bad at CS. 24. A quitter. 25. Shouldn't be on the internet. 26. The type of person who's always saying "JOIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 27. A brat. 28. Short tempered. 29. One of those people who puts "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" after everything they say when excited. 30. Just a fucking annoying FAGGOT. Chimpvanzee: I made a list Chimpvanzee: Of why you're a faggot (AGNMI)GameHacker655: STOP Chimpvanzee: You shit Chimpvanzee: I'll rape your mom Chimpvanzee: You little asshole (AGNMI)GameHacker655: you will be blocked (AGNMI)GameHacker655: NOW Chimpvanzee: I'll kill you (AGNMI)GameHacker655: goodbye Chimpvanzee: Fag Note: When I didn't answer him when he spammed "JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!", he made it a multi-user chat, just to kick me from it. GameHacker655, if you're reading this: Fuck you, you 11 year old faggot, don't ever come to the internet, we all hate you, you little shit. A little victory dance on his grave. Chimpvanzee: Learn to spell tard Chimpvanzee: Chimpvanzee: What do you want? AGNMI.GameHacker655: were here to sort things out Chimpvanzee: Your friend is blocked Chimpvanzee: HA Chimpvanzee: Fuck you you cun AGNMI.GameHacker655: AGNMI.GameHacker655: were here to sort things out AGNMI.GameHacker655: PLEASE AGNMI.GameHacker655: DO NOT LEAVE AGNMI.L?mbd?Core 21: HOLY SHIT Flat Zeus: what? AGNMI.L?mbd?Core 21: FLATTY! Chimpvanzee: This pathetic fag is begging for more Zeus Flat Zeus: O_o Chimpvanzee: He wants to be my friend Chimpvanzee: BAHAHAHAHA He then kicked me and shit, thinking he'd get back. It's all too funny. Check out his profile: Also, his name in CS was "i liek boobs". Honestly, people like him make people like me look bad. Now, again he invites me, when will this end? AGNMI.GameHacker655: DO NOT LEAVE AGNMI.GameHacker655: IM SORRY Chimpvanzee: You're so pathetic AGNMI.GameHacker655: don't leave I leave. He sends me around 3 more invites, I ignore them. He tries to salvage something that never was. I hated him since the first thing I read on his profile. So that ends the story of "The fall of GameHacker655". I hope he loses much sleep over this and he even so much as cries a little. If you would care to further harass him or don't believe me, check out this fag's profile: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989773080[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is an awful callout thread" - Dragon))[/highlight]

Um... This is Creationism, how?

Lol... The Name would tell me 20 of those things already :D

Is this some kind of story?

[QUOTE=Beau Phos;17011779]Um... This is Creationism, how?[/QUOTE] It's a story. Though some of it chat logs, [I]telling[/I] the story. If you can think of a better section, please do tell.

I added him and are going to tell him he got Facepunch'd edit: LOL! Look what he posted on the anti Missing information thing: Chimpanzee - another faggot trying to ruin the world posted by AGNMI.GameHacker655 @ 11:52PM on August 29, 2009 He wanted to be GameHacker655's friend, but got pissed just because he "mistakenly" raped Chimp's half sister! And thats unresonable :)

I never confused japan with china [editline]01:24AM[/editline] Go fuck yourself You double headed nigger [editline]01:25AM[/editline] I know how to create a server

[QUOTE=Rowtree;17012306]I added him and are going to tell him he got Facepunch'd edit: LOL! Look what he posted on the anti Missing information thing: Chimpanzee - another faggot trying to ruin the world posted by AGNMI.GameHacker655 @ 11:52PM on August 29, 2009 He wanted to be GameHacker655's friend, but got pissed just because he "mistakenly" raped Chimp's half sister! And thats unresonable :)[/QUOTE] :cawg: Chimp was never his friend, it was a ruse to piss him off. [editline]09:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=game hacker;17012344]I never confused japan with china [editline]01:24AM[/editline] Go fuck yourself You double headed nigger [editline]01:25AM[/editline] I know how to create a server[/QUOTE] Stop flaming. I like how you tried to call this slander and that it's illegal.

[quote=flat zeus;17012417]:cawg: Chimp was never his friend, it was a ruse to piss him off. [editline]09:29pm[/editline] stop flaming. I like how you tried to call this slander and that it's illegal.[/quote] die idiot

[QUOTE=game hacker;17012523]die idiot[/QUOTE] How friendly of you.

The OIFY is down there, OP. Albeit I did get quite a good chuckle out of this.

He changed the steam Id. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989773080[/url]

By the way, if it wasn't mentioned in the story, Gamer Hacker is 11 years old. He makes anyone under 15 years old look bad. [editline]09:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BlindSamurai;17012628]The OIFY is down there, OP. Albeit I did get quite a good chuckle out of this.[/QUOTE] I was kind of serious about this, and I wanted it anywhere but the OIFY. I wanted [I]normal[/I] people to read this. Sorry for weak reason for putting it in this section.

[QUOTE=BlindSamurai;17012628]The OIFY is down there, OP. Albeit I did get quite a good chuckle out of this.[/QUOTE] Yes because all of us Oifyers are mindless trolls, very creative response there BlindSamurai. Nope, I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

[QUOTE=Flat Zeus;17012635]By the way, if it wasn't mentioned in the story, Gamer Hacker is 11 years old. He makes anyone under 15 years old look bad. [editline]09:41PM[/editline] I was kind of serious about this, and I wanted it anywhere but the OIFY. I wanted [I]normal[/I] people to read this. Sorry for weak reason for putting it in this section.[/QUOTE] Understandable. Regardless, it was pretty funny, and a good callout thread. Good enough for me.

I like how the OIFY rushed to the "Lies" thread. He deserves it.

[QUOTE=Flat Zeus;17012635] I was kind of serious about this, and I wanted it anywhere but the OIFY. I wanted [I]normal[/I] people to read this. Sorry for weak reason for putting it in this section.[/QUOTE] That's dumb we're here now, no point

I honestly hope the "Lies" thread doesn't have a negative effect on this one. This is an honest story I wished to share amongst normal FacePunchers. Gamer Hacker had to bring the OIFY into it.

His thread was locked. And now he's banned. Thank you Dragon.

Did he make a banme? He posted that last one fifteen minutes ago and he's already banned

[QUOTE=Flat Zeus;17012779]I honestly hope the "Lies" thread doesn't have a negative effect on this one. This is an honest story I wished to share amongst normal FacePunchers. Gamer Hacker had to bring the OIFY into it.[/QUOTE] FYI, creating a thread specifically to troll 1 user is frowned upon by the mods.

[QUOTE=Morphology53;17012817]FYI, creating a thread specifically to troll 1 user is a bannable offense.[/QUOTE] It's a story, OIFY'er. Whether he saw this or not, I could care less. It's pretty goddamn funny that he [I]did[/I] see this though. Rowtree was the one who told him about it, I'm not in acquaintance with him. So don't be try to get me banned.

[QUOTE=Flat Zeus;17012875]It's a story, OIFY'er. Whether he saw this or not, I could care less. It's pretty goddamn funny that he [I]did[/I] see this though. Rowtree was the one who told him about it, I'm not in acquaintance with him. So don't be try to get me banned.[/QUOTE] Trying to get you banned != Stating a fact.

This is a bad callout thread.

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