• Union Township man stabs two women after clearing out their shed seeking 'portal to hell'
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[quote]Two women were repeatedly stabbed this morning by a man who had cleared out their shed as he looked for “[b]the portal to hell[/b],” authorities said. One of the victims, who is 53, is in extremely critical condition at University Hospital in Newark, township police director Dan Zieser said. It’s unclear if she will survive. Her housemate, who is 50 years old, is in serious but stable condition at that hospital. A 33-year-old neighbor who is being labeled a hero by police suffered minor injuries when he intervened. He was treated and released. Morgan Mesz, the 25-year-old suspect who lives on Nottingham Way with a girlfriend, is in custody. Mesz, who was armed with a knife and hatchet, is expected to be questioned after a psychological evaluation is finished, Zieser said. The violent and bizarre encounter started just before 6 a.m. today on Longview Road. The two women went into the backyard when they saw that the contents of their shed were strewn all over, but the shed door was closed, Zieser said. “One woman opens the shed door and they were immediately pounced upon,” he said. Mesz repeatedly took a long knife to both women, he said. The attack continued until a good Samaritan neighbor jumped over a fence and engaged the man. The neighbor was slashed several times before he found a novelty baseball bat on the ground — among the shed’s contents — and struck the suspect in the head, splitting it open, Zieser said. When officers arrived, the suspect was walking toward the front yard, blood running down his body, and the neighbor was screaming for them to stop him. Mesz received stitches at the hospital and will be returned to police custody after a mental evaluation, the director said. After his capture, there was concern that Mesz may have injured someone else when he said he had “cleansed” his neighbor last night, the director said. Officers scoured his neighborhood before finding a woman who said Mesz had arrived at her house last night and wouldn't leave for hours. She was not injured. The Union County Prosecutor’s Office is working with the township police as they investigate the attack. [/quote] Source: [url]http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/01/union_township_man_stabs_two_w.html[/url] :wtc: Only in New Jersey...
the fuck? also that neighbor is a hero
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;27332427]a man who had cleared out their shed as he looked for “the portal to hell,”[/QUOTE] Doom
[QUOTE=macacan;27332611]Doom[/QUOTE] I was thinking minecraft lol
[QUOTE=RedDemon;27332941]I was thinking minecraft lol[/QUOTE] That's actually rather silly. Everyone knows you'd need a diamond pickaxe to harvest all that Obsidian! But in all seriousness, that boy ain't right for seeking that portal. Everyone KNOWS that the portal is somewhere east of the Carribean.
Sorry, but I laughed when I read this. It sucks that two people died but clearing out a shed to find a portal to hell? Seriously?
what a dick, that guy prevented him from saving the world from demons
[QUOTE=macacan;27332611]Doom[/QUOTE] another good reason to ban video games they're a menace to society down with video games
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27333025]Sorry, but I laughed when I read this. It sucks that two people died but clearing out a shed to find a portal to hell? Seriously?[/QUOTE] not dead, just badly wounded
That's on Mars you silly bastard.
So did he find it?
I wanted to make the Doom references :(
That's a WHOLE 'nother level of crazy! :ohdear: [QUOTE=Comcastic;27333114]another good reason to ban video games they're a menace to society down with video games[/QUOTE] If you get rated dumbs... then clearly someone doesn't understand satire.
:ese:
So y'all need to hide your sheds...
God damnit, John.
Killing unarmed women seems mighty close to terrorism.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;27333025]Sorry, but I laughed when I read this. It sucks that two people died but clearing out a shed to find a portal to hell? Seriously?[/QUOTE] It's not normal, no. But on meth it is.
Love my homestate. What a legend of a neighbor.
Well Hell seems to be where he's going now.
[QUOTE=Mr. N;27334004]Love my homestate. What a legend of a neighbor.[/QUOTE] love new jersey? :lol:
So did he find it?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;27333460]Killing unarmed women seems mighty close to terrorism.[/QUOTE] No, it seems mighty close to murder :downs:
So, did he find the portal to the nether?
Jersey? Obviously trying to find the portal out
[img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5273/screen00.gif[/img] And so begins the quest of our lowly hero.
[img]http://www.youlivewhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hell-michigan.jpg[/img]
Imagine he accidentally chose the wrong shed, and he now will go to prison and his heroic quest to save the world failed. The portal however will spew forth the sons of hell.
Fucking imps everywhere yarragghhh!! [URL="http://img132.imageshack.us/i/yaraagggh.jpg/"][IMG]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6396/yaraagggh.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
If it exists, he will certainly have no problem getting there.
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