How does one become a Facepunch Moderator. And the number one reply i am going to get is by not asking or they do not give out mod.
Looks like you already know the answer.
You gotta pm Postal the secret cat picture at least 20 times.
A good start would be having more than 0.01 posts per day too.
Well who can say being always active is a requirement since there is no written list of qualifications.
You don't.
Take it from me.
[QUOTE=anonymous6666;49212407]Well who can say being always active is a requirement since there is no written list of qualifications.[/QUOTE]
There has literally never been a forum that wasn't complete shit that didn't have activity as a requirement.
[QUOTE=Anderan;49212415]The has literally never been a forum that wasn't complete shit that didn't have activity as a requirement.[/QUOTE]
Don't think you can declare that necessarilly.
You have to suck two dicks while saying gub over and over again.
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fake bans result in a real ban. sorry on your losing being a mod
I think Ehmmett is next in line. Sorry dude, you lucked out.
You have to look in a mirror and say "garry" three times. Then he'll appear and you got to give him a prepared sacrifice (a limb for example).
hey how about an actual answer just to spice things up in here
back in the day? get voted in, like I did.
these days? be liked by the mods, and if we decide we need a new mod, we'll ask you
Honest question here; Who was the last person to be promoted to Moderator, and how long ago was it?
[QUOTE=Daemon White;49212512]Honest question here; Who was the last person to be promoted to Moderator, and how long ago was it?[/QUOTE]
Me, I think. I woke up on February 4th, 2015 with a neat green name. I was asked by Postal if I was up to it, then a good amount of time later I was brought up when Megafan resigned.
[QUOTE=Daemon White;49212512]Honest question here; Who was the last person to be promoted to Moderator, and how long ago was it?[/QUOTE]
Wasn't it BDA being reinstated or am I behind the times
[QUOTE=killerteacup;49212577]Wasn't it BDA being reinstated or am I behind the times[/QUOTE]
BDA was reinstated at the time I was promoted so don't think so. Don't remember when he came back, though.
Every 10 times you post Postal's ass on the forums your chances increase by 25%.
Troll the forum
[QUOTE=postal;49212491]hey how about an actual answer just to spice things up in here
back in the day? get voted in, like I did.
these days? be liked by the mods, and if we decide we need you, we'll ask you[/QUOTE]
Do you get paid?
[QUOTE=DogGunn;49212641]Every 10 times you post Postal's ass on the forums your chances increase by 25%.[/QUOTE]
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I'm practically a shoe in, if not a smart-ass! :v:
[QUOTE=JohhnyCarson;49212832]Do you get paid?[/QUOTE]
when this forum had a store on it for shit like custom titles and gold membership we used to get paid a percentage from it, with the person buying shit being able to decide what mod gets more of the % and such, but not anymore. which is fine since I still made some nice $$$ off it in the time it was around.
Shitposting is the #1 way of getting fame and attention on Facepunch Studios. It is a bannable offense if you are a shit-shitposter. Craptasket is an educator and a scholar in the art of shitposting, and is world renown in his studies in the art. He has extended himself for our community, and provides you a free tool in practicing and refining your shitposting abilities.
He has kindly asked the forums time and time again to use personal messages and the profile comments to practice your skill. If you made a shit-shitpost and ended up in the Refugee Camp, it is customary to argue and prove your ability to be a shitposter in the refugee camp.
Hope this helps. Good luck out there.
legend has it if you get made fun of enough you'll get mod status for a little while
Why do you want to be a mod anyway? If someone does something that is considered bannable just report them and the mods will deal with it.
[QUOTE=absinthe;49212890]legend has it if you get made fun of enough you'll get mod status for a little while[/QUOTE]
happy birthday bud
[QUOTE=postal;49212875]when this forum had a store on it for shit like custom titles and gold membership we used to get paid a percentage from it, with the person buying shit being able to decide what mod gets more of the % and such, but not anymore. which is fine since I still made some nice $$$ off it in the time it was around.[/QUOTE]
Whats your paypal, ill kindly donate to you to support your habits.
Send garry a Pm about being a mod for the OIFY and being a super cool cat!
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49212904]Why do you want to be a mod anyway? If someone does something that is considered bannable just report them and the mods will deal with it.[/QUOTE]
um because being a mod means unending adoration and respect.
just look how it went for mikf-- oh wait
just look how it went for captain ba-- oh wait
just look how it went for maxo-- oh wait
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