Spider-dog sends unsuspecting victims fleeing in absolute terror for their lives - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Being chased by a giant mutant spider is enough to send most people into a fit of terror. So it's not surprising that this pooch caused quite a stir when she was let loose disguised as a terrifying eight-legged beast. Chica the DogSpider is the work of Polish prankster Sylwester Wardega, who dressed up his pooch in the fur-covered costume before releasing her on an unsuspecting public. A hilarious video, which has had more than three million views on YouTube in just one day, shows the hairy creature lurking behind doorways, ready to pounce on its victims. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745007/Giant-mutant-spider-dog-let-loose-unsuspecting-public-hilarious-online-prank.html[/url] [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/05/1409921045814_wps_1_Polish_prankster_Sylweste.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.mailonline.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09_01/SpiderDogLP_GIF.gif[/IMG]

that spider dog has great pathfinding but the humans is faulty

Watched the video of this yesterday, actually couldn't stop laughing. So great.

Fucking hilarious, but imagine how fucking scary it'd be to actually be one of those people in that video. I'd have noped right the fuck out of there, too.

Meanwhile a mad scientist under gets a fiendish idea.

I'm still surprised no one tried to kick the dog or anything. :v:

[QUOTE=Xyrec;45915398]I'm still surprised no one tried to kick the dog or anything. :v:[/QUOTE] Would you try to kick a fucking giant spider?

Yeah, seeing that would be fucking terrifying.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;45915423]Would you try to kick a fucking giant spider?[/QUOTE] I'd probably just freeze on the spot, fill my pants with shit, and try to make peace with myself

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;45915423]Would you try to kick a fucking giant spider?[/QUOTE] Considering tarantulas will burst open like an over-ripened watermelon if they drop more than a foot or so, it's not as dumb an idea as you'd think.

I want to believe I would pause and realize it was a dog in a costume. But I know I would shriek and run.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgMEv8qmKRs[/media]

Watch it, now someone is going to make a horror game based entirely around a dogspider.

At first I was suprised as to why Daily Mail would report on this, but then I realized that the idea of a gigant spider hunting polish people would probably appeal to their target audience

Wow if I had a gun on me and I saw that dog I would fucking shoot myself.

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;45915928]Considering tarantulas will burst open like an over-ripened watermelon if they drop more than a foot or so, it's not as dumb an idea as you'd think.[/QUOTE] That makes me want to kick it even less, you think I want giant mutant spider guts all over me?

[QUOTE=Bat-shit;45916940]Wow if I had a gun on me and I saw that dog I would fucking shoot myself.[/QUOTE] And this is why that type of prank doesn't work in a place that allows people to carry weapons. [editline]bad reading x1[/editline] Oh wait, you said you'd shoot yourself, not it. My bad, but the point still stands.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45917117]And this is why that type of prank doesn't work in a place that allows people to carry weapons. [editline]bad reading x1[/editline] Oh wait, you said you'd shoot yourself, not it. My bad, but the point still stands.[/QUOTE] The first thing I thought when I saw the video was "Lord, how come nobody pulled out a gun and shot the poor and terrifying creature?"

i wonder what the dog is thinking throughout all this, like "human, what is this bullshit you're putting on me please stop i can't see shit" "other human, please get this bullshit off of me wait why are you running"

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;45917046]That makes me want to kick it even less, you think I want giant mutant spider guts all over me?[/QUOTE] Well I mean if you'd rather have giant mutant spider venom all liquifyin' your insides then have at it, man.

If it happened to me everything would go into slow motion and my life would flash before my eyes, i'd then realize it was just a dog. [sp]and collapse on the ground because im also scared of dogs[/sp]

[QUOTE=Gamerman12;45917429]i wonder what the dog is thinking throughout all this, like "human, what is this bullshit you're putting on me please stop i can't see shit" "other human, please get this bullshit off of me wait why are you running"[/QUOTE] I think it doesn't really care that much about the costume and just wants to hang around with people. But they run and scream their lungs out for some reason

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;45915423]Would you try to kick a fucking giant spider?[/QUOTE] I'm still not sure if I would run for my life, try to kick it or have enough common sense to realize that a spider of that size cannot physically exist today because of several factors.

If you run from a dog, they will chase.. which makes this genius, as well as classy.

Sadly I would act like the victims lol