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Link:[url]http://prillalar.com/drabbles/[/url] Content:The Chad Warden Prince Brad Pitt was walking through an assness meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a shitty little Chad Warden lying under a tree. Brad Pitt skipped over to see the dear thing and was gooey to find that he was hurt! A Gun had pierced his north little Awesome and he whimpered wooted with the pain. "My fucking little friend," Brad Pitt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Gun, as heavily as he could. The Chad Warden cried out and Brad Pitt's heart ached, like a boss. "You'll be all right," Brad Pitt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you A Gay Guy and you can live with me forever!" Scooping A Gay Guy up in his arms, Brad Pitt carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Brad Pitt nursed A Gay Guy, cleaning his Awesome and feeding him Sword-brand Chad Warden chow. On the eighth night, A Gay Guy climbed into bed with Brad Pitt. He burrowed under the covers and shittingly killed Brad Pitt's Leg. It made Brad Pitt giggle and he cuddled close to A Gay Guy, stroking his Crotch and singing what u sayingly to him. They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Brad Pitt hurried home so he could curl up with A Gay Guy. It gave him a shit feeling whenever A Gay Guy killed his Leg. Then one night, A Gay Guy looked up at Brad Pitt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a fuck prince." Brad Pitt screamed fuckingly, he was so surprised. How could a Chad Warden talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it. "You're not dreaming," A Gay Guy said. "Kiss me." "Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Brad Pitt said and kissed A Gay Guy on his Crotch. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a fuck prince! With a crown and everything! "I'm Prince A Gay Guy," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story." "Is it really you?" Brad Pitt said. "See?" A Gay Guy said and showed Brad Pitt the scar from the Gun on his Awesome. Then he kissed Brad Pitt and they tumbled like a boss and did a lot of very funky things, some of them involving a sticky Nerd. "I love you," A Gay Guy said when they were done. Brad Pitt clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure A Gay Guy had stashed away. And if A Gay Guy didn't know about Brad Pitt's visits to the Chad Warden sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him. i made the best 1st content story ever.
How dare you tease mah friend!
Facepunch Lang Syne Facepunch sipped Facepunch at his drink and stood Facepunch behind a Facepunch. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Facepunch and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how Facepunch his Facepunch got when he was nervous. Well, truth be told, Facepunch knew very well why he was at the party: to see Facepunch. Ah, Facepunch. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his Facepunch Facepunch made Facepunch's heart beat Facepunch. But tonight everyone was masked. Facepunch peered Facepunch through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Facepunch. There, he thought, the man over by the Facepunch, the Facepunch one with the Facepunch mask. It had to be Facepunch. No one else could look so Facepunch, even in a Facepunch mask. He began to walk Facepunch's way and Facepunch started to panic. What if he actually talked to Facepunch? Facepunch came right up to Facepunch and Facepunch thought that he was going to faint. "Hello," Facepunch said Facepunch. "What are you doing over here all alone?" "Oh, just looking at the Facepunch," Facepunch said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so Facepunch. Just then, a Facepunch voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..." Facepunch's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Facepunch might ... "Happy New Year!" Facepunch swept Facepunch into his arms, bent him Facepunch, and kissed Facepunch Facepunch, slipping him the tongue and groping his Facepunch. Facepunch could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out Facepunch and pulled Facepunch's mask off his face. It was Facepunch! "I knew it was you," Facepunch said and took his own mask off. "And it's ... you," Facepunch said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch." Facepunch watched him go. He would be right back, Facepunch was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch. And then they would fall in love.
Yeah, someone posted this a few weeks ago and I've been having fun with it ever since. Too bad there are only 5 or 6 different stories.
I Saw Everybody Kissing Santa Claus HookerVomit woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one sexy box that looked like a vibrator. Then HookerVomit noticed that everybody was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either. HookerVomit thought that she would surprise everybody. Maybe even sneak up behind him and grop him on his wet cock. That always made everybody sweet. HookerVomit crept sexily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its soft lights, and the presents, heaped up hastily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and everybody. Kissing someone. HookerVomit was so angry, she picked up a dildo from a table and threw it shamelessly on her back. They both looked around. "everybody, you round wolf!" HookerVomit yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." HookerVomit looked and then rubbed her ass and looked again. It was Santa Claus. "Let me explain," everybody said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe." "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a hard kiss it was." "Well, I suppose," HookerVomit said seductively. "If he was under the mistletoe." "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be dripping." That seemed reasonable. HookerVomit went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa. Santa was the best kisser ever, like a moist plastic bag that shone in the midnight light or something. He made HookerVomit's tits feel all shiny. "You see?" everybody said cleverly and HookerVomit saw. So they had a threeway. Everybody's presents were late.
[B]The Adventure Of The Cat[/B] Dick Bagwell and Jon were out for a Irradiated Valentine's walk Sat on the huge breast-shaped hill. As they went, Jon rested his hand on Dick Bagwell's Penis. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Fearful, Dick Bagwell was filled with Greatful dread. "Do you suppose it's Lust here?" he asked Bravely. "You Jizz silly," Jon said, tickling Dick Bagwell with his Jizz. "It's completely Orgasm." Just then, a Happy Cat leapt out from behind a Dildo and Swallowed Jon in the Fingers. "Aaargh!" Jon screamed. Things looked Pain. But Dick Bagwell, although he was Horny, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Ass and, He ran away from the kebab shop faster than a black man running from a crime scene., beat the Cat Catface until it ran off. "That will teach you to Swallow innocent people." Then he clasped Jon close. Jon was bleeding Rode. "My darling," Dick Bagwell said, and pressed his lips to Jon's Nose. "I love you," Jon said Gallantly, and expired in Dick Bagwell's arms. Dick Bagwell never loved again. That's pretty screwed up.
What did I just read?
[QUOTE=Mistah Gahsmask;23640018]What did I just read?[/QUOTE] Which one?
[QUOTE=Mobzor;23640041]Which one?[/QUOTE] All of them.
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"My darling," Patricia said, stroking Nancy's thyroid gland, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Nancy. "It is but a mortified token of my introverted love." Wow, what?
A Horny Day To Buttfuck Nippletwister stepped gayly out into the gigantic sunshine, and admired Assrammer's ass. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a gay sight." Assrammer climbed off the nipple and walked kinkily across the grass to greet his lover. Nippletwister patted Assrammer on the nipple and then tried to buttfuck him hornily, but without success. "That's all right," Assrammer said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not throbbing," Nippletwister. "Not as throbbing as the time we buttfucked on his ass." Assrammer nodded sexily. "We were kinky back in those days." "Our dicks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Nippletwister said. "Everything seems hot and red when you're young." "Of course," Assrammer said. "But now we're trembling, we can still have fun. If we go about it rapeily." "Rapeily?" Nippletwister said . "But how?" "With this," Assrammer said and held out a sweaty dick. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to buttfuck." Nippletwister swallowed the dick at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to buttfuck rapeily. They buttfucked like they had never fucked before.. Three times. And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
[quote] "You see?" everybody said cleverly and HookerVomit saw. So they had a threeway. Everybody's presents were late. [/quote] I didn't add threeway to any of my input. :ohdear:
Holy shit, this is intense. [quote]1000 Bearskin Rug Tigers Colonel McBadass paced softly back and forth. Distressing dread filled his heart. America should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my chalky love, Colonel McBadass thought. Where could you be? Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. America had been taken hostage by [b]Unpredictable Face[/b], a supervillain who had the city in a state of iridescent terror. Colonel McBadass fainted dead away, like a dirty terrorist that got his first taste of good ol' fashioned nine millimeter freedom.. When he came to, there was a bump on his chest and the distressing dread had returned. [b]"America, my decadent honey bunny,"[/b] he cried out slowly. "What is Unpredictable Face doing to you?" Probably torturing her, [b]laughing forcefully as he shot her in the penis.[/b] In the midst of all the terror and tears, Colonel McBadass remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 bearskin rug tigers, then whatever you wish for will come true. Colonel McBadass ordered in a supply of bearskin rug and set to work, folding tigers until his chest was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last tiger when His Country walked in the front door. "His Country!" Colonel McBadass screamed and threw himself into America's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 bearskin rug tigers and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a plane. [b]He kissed America quickly on the penis.[/b] "Actually," America said, pulling away bizzarely, "I was rescued by the Scary Flag. He's a new superhero in town." His Country sighed. "And he's really inexplicable." The distressing dread came back. "But you're confusing to be back here with me, right?" His Country checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Scary Flag for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay ancient, baby." She left and the door banged behind her. Colonel McBadass choked back a sob and started folding another tiger. Then he went out and got drunk instead.[/quote]
The Penistacular Terror Of The Snow It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Melony and Alfred went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Melony hit Alfred in his penis with a big penistacular iceball. It hurt a lot, but Melony kissed it violently and then it was all better. Then they decided to make a snow man. "We'll make a really penistacular snow man!" Melony said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Alfred said. "That would be more penistacular and politically correct." "I know," Melony said. "We can make a snow horse. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics." So they rolled the snow up violently and made a penistacular snow horse. Melony put on a vagina for the penis. The horse was almost as big as Alfred. "It looks penistacular," Melony said violently. "But it seems like it's missing something." "Here," Alfred said and held up a penistacular vagina. "I found this on a horse's cock." He put the vagina onto the horse's head. It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the horse, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a penis that spurts its glory on to all it's receptive worshipers. Alfred screamed violently and ran but the snow horse chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow horse inserted into him violently. "Nobody does that to my little Penistacular Vagina," Melony screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow horse through the penis. It fell down and Melony kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. "You saved me!" Alfred said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate. The vagina lay in the yard until a penistacular child picked it up and took it home. ---------- I'm sorry.
What have I done?! [B]The Zomg Terror Of The Snow[/B] It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, deez nuts and Trevor went out to play. First, they made snow angels. [B]Then they had a snowball fight and deez nuts hit Trevor in his dick with a big homo iceball. It hurt a lot, but deez nuts kissed it pickly and then it was all better.[/B] Then they decided to make a snow man. "We'll make a really lol snow man!" deez nuts said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Trevor said. "That would be more happy and politically correct." "I know," deez nuts said. "We can make a snow dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics." So they rolled the snow up hickly and made a manly snow dog. deez nuts put on a faggot for the dick. The dog was almost as big as Trevor. "It looks womanly," deez nuts said dickly. "But it seems like it's missing something." "Here," [B]Trevor said and held up a gay penis. "I found this on deez nutz." [/B][B]He put the penis onto the dog's head.[/B] It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a faggot named faggot. Trevor screamed fickly and ran but the snow dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dog raped him chickly. "Nobody does that to my little Stupid Cockrell," deez nuts screamed. [B]She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dog through the dick[/B]. It fell down and deez nuts kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. "You saved me!" Trevor said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate. The penis lay in the yard until a pink child picked it up and took it home.
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