I have a health problem.

[Wizz]

I'll make it simple.
If I have to take a piss at least half an hour after I fap. (or if I cum while I already feel i'm going to need to take a piss soon), my dick starts to sting like hell after I take the piss. Also there are little pieces of hardened sperm coming out with the piss.
Normal?

[SPESSMEHREN]

Yes Wizz, it's normal to feel a burning sensation while wizzing after fapping.

[Christof P]

You have cancer.

[Nurdock]

See a doctor, sound's like an infection.

[Ghostwork]

it could be a urinary tract infection

[Christof P]

On second thoughts it could be cock rot.

[Registered User]

Give him some hearts. :frown:

[Tacosheller]

Your name is one fucking crazy coincidence

[Christof P]

No

[Shammah]

You have a health problem

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You should consult a doctor

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A real one

[Chryseus]

Wizz a bit harder

[sonicrjk]

who doesnt?

go to a doc

[BrQ]

yes lets ask facepunch to diagnose you

[Anastatius]

Seems normal.

[Assburgers]

Yeah you gon die

[Lufttygger306]

You are giving birth to your mom through your dick

[Cobra Dude]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;25876802]You are giving birth to your mom through your dick[/QUOTE]

asexually reprocessing 101

[Biggins]

Stop fucking whores

[|FlapJack|]

It's normal to have some cum come out when pissing after fapping. But it's solid and shouldn't be. You've got aids.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

I also have a health problem, but it is considerably less funny than yours.

[Rzor]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25877733]I also have a health problem, but it is considerably less funny than yours.[/QUOTE]

Word!

[amic]

Sorry, we will have to amputate.

[MrJazzy]

Do you clean your dick often?

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Have you ever cleaned your dick?

[Tentacle]

Seems you've got an acute case of death. My condolences.

[SEiGE]

You've got lamprey babies in your dick.

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[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ifNvMe6zXXc/S0veXyrNS-I/AAAAAAAAA6U/ZOuLIvky5O8/s400/lamprey.jpg[/img]

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Enjoy.

[Giga King]

You should cut open your penis and have a look for yourself

[Sackboy]

dude piss before you fap you dumbass

[Spartan8907]

Obvious problem: You fap too much.

[James1o1o]

You need to stimulate the nerves but causing pain to yourself. Rub some toothpaste on your penis.

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Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

[Tacooo]

Make an incision in the bottom of your penis from the hole to the end and then fill
it with straw sew back up and as some salt if needed

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trorst mi am a dooctror