Drunk mother of four bites boyfriend's testicle; is a cold hearted bitch. - Polidicks

[release][b]Testicle bite woman Maria Topp faces jail for Newcastle boyfriend attack[/b][/release] [release] [b]A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's testicles during a drunken row has been warned she is facing jail.[/b] Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, told Newcastle Crown Court she could not remember attacking Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat on 18 February. Mr Douglas, a 45-year-old DJ, needed 19 stitches to a wound to his scrotum. Topp, of Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, admitted causing grievous bodily harm and will be sentenced on 11 November. Recorder Robin Mairs warned Topp: "All options are open and that will include locking you up." The hearing was told how Topp bit Mr Douglas's testicles at his flat in Waterloo Street during the early hours of 18 February. Caroline Goodwin, defending, told a previous hearing: "The defendant was on her back with the victim straddling her." [b]'Heavily in drink'[/b] Mr Douglas was so traumatised by his injuries that emergency services staff struggled to understand him when he dialled 999. Recorder Mairs told the court: "The two had been in a relationship for five years by the time of this offence. There had been difficulties and turbulence in the past. "They had split up numerous times, getting back together numerous times. On the day in question, there is no doubt they were very heavily in drink. "There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum." Topp had denied causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent on the basis there was violence used on both sides, but admitted the lesser charge of causing GBH. Gavin Doig, prosecuting, said: "The injured party suffered a number of injuries, but particularly a very serious wound to the scrotum. "The Crown's contention has always been that that was caused by a bite - the defence's contention was that it was caused by her hands. "The plea is on the basis she did indeed cause that injury with her teeth." [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15450713]Source[/url][/release] Throw her in the gulag! [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-byodood.gif[/img]

Holy shit that must have hurt.

my balls, they hurt for this...

So a brawl turns into the biting of a testicle. What in the world...

Drunk mother of four bites- OH MY GOD!

[quote]Topp had denied causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent on the basis there was violence used on both sides, but admitted the lesser charge of causing GBH.[/quote] ...What

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[quote]Topp had denied causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent on the basis there was violence used on both sides, but admitted the lesser charge of causing GBH. [/quote] I'm cocking my head so quizzically right now, Bob Barker ain't got shit on me.

[B]OH MY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH[/B]

[QUOTE=scout1;32962716]...What[/QUOTE] With intent to cause GBH and without intent to cause GBH, she's admitting to GBH without intent.

This is nuts.

[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fk4Mkuxzf6Q/TbDAKA9BC9I/AAAAAAAAn2c/C_rQ6yG93ds/s1600/Maria-Topp.jpg[/IMG] Would not fuck.

[QUOTE=valkery;32963827][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fk4Mkuxzf6Q/TbDAKA9BC9I/AAAAAAAAn2c/C_rQ6yG93ds/s1600/Maria-Topp.jpg[/IMG] Would not fuck.[/QUOTE] i know look at those elbows

[QUOTE=valkery;32963827][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fk4Mkuxzf6Q/TbDAKA9BC9I/AAAAAAAAn2c/C_rQ6yG93ds/s1600/Maria-Topp.jpg[/IMG] Would not fuck.[/QUOTE] Now I feel kind of worried. I mean, that chick's ugly and all, but so's everyone else in England - so now there's no reliable way to tell if someone could just flip out and bite my balls. People around me are effectively grizzly bears now, and there's no way to tell who.

[QUOTE=Cone;32963999]Now I feel kind of worried. I mean, that chick's ugly and all, but so's everyone else in England - so now there's no reliable way to tell if someone could just flip out and bite my balls. People around me are effectively grizzly bears now, and there's no way to tell who.[/QUOTE] Don't go out with ugly women, problem solved.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;32964020]Don't go out with ugly women, problem solved.[/QUOTE] BUT EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS UGLY What do I do

[QUOTE=Cone;32964221]BUT EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS UGLY What do I do[/QUOTE] Move to Italy/Greece, that's where all the sexy people come from.

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;32964600]Move to Italy/Greece, that's where all the sexy people come from.[/QUOTE] And America Since I'm basically living proof of that

oww i cringed really

England isn't all that bad for women, just don't go looking for women near Gateshead that's for fucking sure.

Oh god my balls hurt now.

I read the title as; ''Drunk mother bites off four year old's testicles''

Is the boyfriend okay?

What is the importance of her being a mother of four?

[QUOTE=Zareox7;32966726]What is the importance of her being a mother of four?[/QUOTE] One of her excuses to act pathetic in court and get less jail time.

Apparently...

[QUOTE=garychencool;32966152]Is the boyfriend okay?[/QUOTE] "19 stitches to the scrotum" FUCK NO I really wish I hadn't read that tidbit.

I scrolled over the title in the Forum and without concentrating I noticed "bite" and "testicle" in one sentence. My crotch felt empty for about 12 seconds.

How in the hell did she managed to get her mouth near his balls in a fight in the first place?

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;32968151]How in the hell did she managed to get her mouth near his balls in a fight in the first place?[/QUOTE] Apology blowjob gone wrong?