Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH

[Comrade General]

RULES by daijitsu
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I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.

Posts everyone is sick of:

[b]Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:[/b]
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 4500GT turbo-derp, what a retard"

[b]stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/b]
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"

[quote=Daijitsu]

[quote=shadowsniper873]Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)

Fun week for me [/quote]
And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.

Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.

Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.

but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?[/quote]

[b]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/b]
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."

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[b]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/b]

It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"

He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*

[LooperNor]

Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage.

[Comrade General]

DURP WHY MY RAM NO WORK I PUTTED IT IN THE FLOPPAY DRIEV

/caps

[Ajacks]

Actually this thread is about people who are slightly tech savvy rage over the fact that the people in their school don't appropriate the awesomness of their computer knowledge or hardware.

[JackHammer]

Reposting 'dis
[url]http://youtube.com/TheTwoHackerz[/url]
[url]http://www.thetwohackerz.co.uk[/url]

[Spartan973]

At school the address bar on safari disappeared and a girl had to call the teacher over, after the teacher struggling for over 5 minutes she called me and i simply went to view -> toolbar options and dragged the address bar onto the browser .

[Pie_Lord]

[quote=Comrade General]I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen.[/quote]

I listened...[/slightlyofftopic]

Some JW's knocked on my door this morning. They asked if I would like to join. I said no. They butted their heads past me, and saw that I had a computer. (I'm pretty sure that's an invasion of privacy)

They said "Life is like your computer. Our religion is the OS, and things like Linux, Steam and online medical
school are tools for sinning."

I shut the door on their faces. I wanted to call the cops to report them for harassment, but the report
wouldn't have met the requirements. :saddowns:

[don818]

Damn I didn't know how far we were in the last one. It seems like it only lasted 2 weeks.

[nikomo]

[QUOTE=YWNJack;22757935]Reposting 'dis
[URL]http://youtube.com/TheTwoHackerz[/URL]
[URL]http://www.thetwohackerz.co.uk[/URL][/QUOTE]
You're wrong hacking is not illegal the intent makes it illegal also you're thinking of black hat type of shit instead of the more common usage in which the name hacker was given to people who hacked away at a problem until it was solved. Also those kids are idiots.

And I hate you.

And I hate most people in my IT class, they couldn't know the difference between a router and a fucking switch.

[Ragy]

[QUOTE=nikomo;22758043]You're wrong hacking is not illegal the intent makes it illegal also you're thinking of black hat type of shit instead of the more common usage in which the name hacker was given to people who hacked away at a problem until it was solved. Also those kids are idiots.

And I hate you.

And I hate most people in my IT class, they couldn't know the difference between a router and a fucking switch.[/QUOTE]

It's sad how the view of hackers has changed over the years. People now think hacking is about stealing information and breaking into systems.

[rav]

[QUOTE=YWNJack;22757935]Reposting 'dis
[url]http://youtube.com/TheTwoHackerz[/url]
[url]http://www.thetwohackerz.co.uk[/url][/QUOTE]

this must be a troll

[slinkman]

[QUOTE=Ajacks;22757922]Actually this thread is about people who are slightly tech savvy rage over the fact that the people in their school don't appropriate the awesomness of their computer knowledge or hardware.[/QUOTE]

N...NO! That's not it at all! :saddowns:

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=raviool;22758478]this must be a troll[/QUOTE]

verily.

[Mike!]

Awww i wanted the title to be "How many ghz do you haz"

[Brage Nyman]

My mom thought the paint in the printer was used when colourful things appeared on the monitor.

[SampleText]

[QUOTE=Mike!;22758904]Awww i wanted the title to be "How many ghz do you haz"[/QUOTE]

I want that as my title
"HOW MANY GHZ DO YOU HAZ"

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=Mike!;22758904]Awww i wanted the title to be "How many ghz do you haz"[/QUOTE]

I'm not a sheep so.

[SampleText]

[QUOTE=Comrade General;22759176]I'm not a sheep so.[/QUOTE]

Baaaa?

[editline]02:12PM[/editline]

-snip never mind-

[Morkcheese]

[QUOTE=LinuX;22759174]I want that as my title
"HOW MANY GHZ DO YOU HAZ"[/QUOTE]
too bad

[Tools]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;22759293]too bad[/QUOTE]

Post a picture of your µATX motherboard again. :iia:

[Morkcheese]

[QUOTE=Tools;22759348]Post a picture of your µATX motherboard again. :iia:[/QUOTE]
:v:

[editline]09:37PM[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/S3010096.JPG[/img_thumb]
~super cool~

[don818]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;22759733]:v:

[editline]09:37PM[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/S3010096.JPG[/img_thumb]
~super cool~[/QUOTE]
That motherboard is tiny.

[Reapaninja]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;22759733]:v:

[editline]09:37PM[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/S3010096.JPG[/img_thumb]
~super cool~[/QUOTE]

you should buy an 800D, 5970 and an even larger cooler, V10 or something
2 cool 4 skool

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;22759733]:v:

[editline]09:37PM[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/S3010096.JPG[/img_thumb]
~super cool~[/QUOTE]

Expecting it to cease functioning. Because that is motherfuckin' tiny!

[SampleText]

Don't worry, i'll install 1TB of ram in it!

[Funky Mummy]

[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;22759113]My mom thought the paint in the printer was used when colourful things appeared on the monitor.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, brilliant. :j:

[Pie_Lord]

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;22759733]:v:

[editline]09:37PM[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://yumyumbublegum.mine.nu/pics/S3010096.JPG[/img_thumb]
~super cool~[/QUOTE]

My god that's hot! Seriously, that light looks like it's being emitted from a bunch of molten-hot
steel bars.

[Sirdangolot5]

red LEDs make your computer hotter
blue ones make it cooler

[liquid_phase]

[QUOTE=nikomo;22758043]And I hate most people in my IT class, they couldn't know the difference between a router and a fucking switch.[/QUOTE]

Do you know the difference? It's actually very subtle.

[Morkcheese]

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;22760798]red LEDs make your computer hotter
blue ones make it cooler[/QUOTE]
yea i use my pc as a space heater