• McRage? Woman Goes Berserk Over Hamburger
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Source: [url]http://wjz.com/national/mcdonald.rage.incident.2.1408452.html[/url] [quote] Police in Kansas City, Mo., are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's because she didn't like her hamburger. Police say the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money. Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but the woman refused and demanded her money back. Police released a video showing the woman throwing a sign and a bucket of water over the counter and pushing off a glass display case and three cash registers. She then cursed and fled. [/quote] Let the puns flow...
Looks like the woman went berserk over a hamburger
I would've tried to subdue her until the police got there once she started throwing shit and became a danger to those around her.
What's her beef with McDonalds, jeez.
[QUOTE=Omali;19467665]I would've tried to subdue her until the police got there once she started throwing shit and became a danger to those around her.[/QUOTE] You can actually get fired for that, and become personally liable for any injuries she suffers, or pretends to suffer. That's why companies don't let you chase robbers out of a store.
I guess she got mad cow disease
I guess she wasn't luvin it.
Now people are going to sue McDonalds for turning them batshit fucking insane, and win.
I think she was... ...[B]FAT![/B]
[QUOTE=DrLuke;19468286]I think she was... ...[B]FAT![/B][/QUOTE] And crazy.
I guess she was just hamkering for a hamburger.
She sounds like a rage-prone asshat.
She was just another raging fat crazy person.
Was she fat?
[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;19469181]Was she fat?[/QUOTE] Probably.
Looks like she didn't like her fake meat, it just wasn't good enough.
Eat it, fattie.
[QUOTE=faze;19467678]You can actually get fired for that, and become personally liable for any injuries she suffers, or pretends to suffer. That's why companies don't let you chase robbers out of a store.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth. Seriously guys, it's not worth it to chase robbers unless the property belongs to a person. If it's store property, let the police and insurance company deal with it, ESPECIALLY if you work there. One person was fired from my grocery store for stopping a shoplifting attempt, even though he was successful.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19469283]This man speaks the truth. Seriously guys, it's not worth it to chase robbers unless the property belongs to a person. If it's store property, let the police and insurance company deal with it, ESPECIALLY if you work there. One person was fired from my grocery store for stopping a shoplifting attempt, even though he was successful.[/QUOTE] Well put, sir.
Quick facepunch, Find that video!
Sounds like she :black101: his :butt: like a :chef:. Seriously, who goes berserk over McDonalds.
It wasn't a happy meal for her.
She was [B]grimmace[/B]d by the presentation of her meal.
Did you ordered the MC Fury!!!!!!!!!!
What a chicken McBitch. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=faze;19469192]Probably.[/QUOTE] She was overweight and black.
[QUOTE=General Stanley;19470028]It wasn't a happy meal for her.[/QUOTE] And there it is...
*takes bite of burger* [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2wnsdbn.jpg[/IMG] I WANTED CHEEEEEESE, RAAAAAAAAAAGE
I was going to make a FFFFFFFUUUUUU- comic for this, but one, I can't draw for shit in MS Paint, and two, I'd probably get banned for memeshit.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19467749]I guess she wasn't luvin it.[/QUOTE] No; but I bet she was [I]lugging[/I] it.
People who do these things shouldn't be allowed to sue.
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