Superawesome revelations/benefits from smoking weed. - General

Just smoked a nice joint. Pretty stoned and feeling completely awesome even though I had a rough party fridaynight and 1 hour of sleep. Saturday I slept for about 10 hours. Now to the point. A lot of times when I've smoked I get these awesome revelations or things just seem to go better. Like when I'm stoned and play a videogame, my mind seems to be clear from other concerns and I can fully focus. Now post some awesome revelations/benefits about smoking!

I just realized you were trolling

When I'm really stoned my sub-conscious mind does something amazing things, particularly in games, when I'm not focusing on it myself.

When I'm stoned I get hungry and can eat a lot.

[QUOTE=Lenni;28191079]I just realized you were trolling[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Lenni;28191079]I just realized you were trolling[/QUOTE] I just realized you were shitposting. [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] Wait no I already knew that.

would getting really stoned before something like a hot dog eating contest increase your chances of winning?

Doubt it. It doesn't increase your capacity to eat. Just makes you hungry. I ate so much after getting baked last sunday that I actually vomitted. I didn't whitey. I just vomitted because my stomach was too full.

[QUOTE=BloodStream;28198962]Doubt it. It doesn't increase your capacity to eat. Just makes you hungry. I ate so much after getting baked last sunday that I actually vomitted. I didn't whitey. I just vomitted because my stomach was too full.[/QUOTE] I did the exact same thing a week ago. Damn Kellog's Strawberry Oatmeal Bars, y u so gud?

Smoking allows me to go into 'the zone' which is like my autopilot mode where I robotically kick ass at games and coordination and that kinda stuff. It also allows me to touch the hand of god.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;28200930]Smoking allows me to go into 'the zone' which is like my autopilot mode where I robotically kick ass at games and coordination and that kinda stuff. It also allows me to touch the hand of god.[/QUOTE] i dont know if this is gay or a just a funny pun i give u the benefit of the doubt

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;28200930]Smoking allows me to go into 'the zone' which is like my autopilot mode where I robotically kick ass at games and coordination and that kinda stuff. It also allows me to touch the hand of god.[/QUOTE] i was pretty fucking amazed at how good i was in tf2 when blazed

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[QUOTE=skynrdfan2;28201152]i was pretty fucking amazed at how good i was in tf2 when blazed[/QUOTE] Sometimes realizing it makes me lose it. :(

I practiced with my band high as fuck, I had no idea what was happening but apparently it sounded really good so.. v:v:v [editline]21st February 2011[/editline] Playing videogames is very relaxing too until you decide to play BIT.Trip

It has caused me to realize that I really don't know anybody. Even my close friends and my family. They are simply represented by vague symbols. To elaborate on what a symbol in how I'm using it: it is what your brain's representation something is. It is often unrealistic and vague, but it is what you recognize an object by. There is of course data stored about the symbol, but that is recalled after recognition. What gives a strong illusion that we know someone is a strong emotional response. I've found myself crying upon hearing a relative's death and then wondering to myself "why am I crying, I do not really know them, I am just under the impression that I know them". If I wasn't to be asking these question as to whether I really understand and know the people re-collated in my head, I would have no reason to find any of this odd, especially emotional responses. I would be under the assumption that I do know this person and that would completely justify the action of crying. I don't think many people are going to relate to that or understand what I'm saying. [QUOTE=BloodStream;28198962]Doubt it. It doesn't increase your capacity to eat. Just makes you hungry.[/QUOTE] After a season of diet pills and starvation (from wrestling) I ended up with quite the eating disorder. Found it difficult to eat any decent amount of food at one time. I'd have to stretch it out over a long period of time. I'd just get to a point where food seemed disgusting and I felt really disgusting, and I really wouldn't want to eat anymore. I self medicated with weed to get myself to eat bigger portions. It worked. I think that may be an exception though, can't put my finger on why.

[QUOTE=BloodStream;28198962]Doubt it. It doesn't increase your capacity to eat. Just makes you hungry. I ate so much after getting baked last sunday that I actually vomitted. I didn't whitey. I just vomitted because my stomach was too full.[/QUOTE] It's strange, whenever I eat when stoned, I never feel full, no matter how much I eat, sure I stop feeling hungry, but I feel like I'm able to eat more. Maybe it's just me.

[QUOTE=Pepin;28203109]It has caused me to realize that I really don't know anybody. Even my close friends and my family. They are simply represented by vague symbols. To elaborate on what a symbol in how I'm using it: it is what your brain's representation something is. It is often unrealistic and vague, but it is what you recognize an object by. There is of course data stored about the symbol, but that is recalled after recognition. What gives a strong illusion that we know someone is a strong emotional response. I've found myself crying upon hearing a relative's death and then wondering to myself "why am I crying, I do not really know them, I am just under the impression that I know them". If I wasn't to be asking these question as to whether I really understand and know the people re-collated in my head, I would have no reason to find any of this odd, especially emotional responses. I would be under the assumption that I do know this person and that would completely justify the action of crying. I don't think many people are going to relate to that or understand what I'm saying. After a season of diet pills and starvation (from wrestling) I ended up with quite the eating disorder. Found it difficult to eat any decent amount of food at one time. I'd have to stretch it out over a long period of time. I'd just get to a point where food seemed disgusting and I felt really disgusting, and I really wouldn't want to eat anymore. I self medicated with weed to get myself to eat bigger portions. It worked. I think that may be an exception though, can't put my finger on why.[/QUOTE] yeah I can relate to this. sometimes I'm afraid I'm getting psychosis because I realize how frail a consciousness is and I'll get pretty existentially paranoid. I also realize how little actually constitutes my self image. It's all subconscious. If I try to actually think of who I am in objective terms it's really foggy. [editline]22nd February 2011[/editline] other times I realize how fantastic life is and how I really have no problems - everything's falling into place and all I really have to do is stay calm and be chill and I'll turn out fine those are the best of times. the difference between the two feelings is really just dependent on the strain I have. kind of shitty because I rely on my dealers and they never accurately tell me what strain I'm getting. sometimes I'll get an eighth that makes me feel wired and energized and happy as fuck, other times I'll get one that makes me worried about everything and generally pessimistic about the state of my life to the extreme.

I actually know a lot about astrology when I'm blazed, it's like all those hours of watching Cosmos with Carl Sagan in Physical Science come back to me.

[QUOTE=Euphorium;28205732]I actually know a lot about astrology when I'm blazed, it's like all those hours of watching Cosmos with Carl Sagan in Physical Science come back to me.[/QUOTE] Astrology has nothing to do with science or Carl Sagan :v:

I have had epiphanies about life, but I forget them after the high is gone So sad you can't hold onto that state of mind and thoughts forever. I did however confirm that drugs or conscious altering substances allow use to unlock a part of our brain which affects the cognition of the whole unit. Like a little, tiny piece of a jigsaw that is missing can be plugged in and the picture is complete, whole again. Also I had a more less making sense one how the body is a giant mech nobody can kill or damage in anyway and drugs fuck up the pilot inside meaning that he'll cease to do his job and the other forces will win. Always liked that one

I create the oddest illusions of understanding in my head. That's how I can tell I'm high as shit, my brain just keeps thinking and thinking and I feel like I have no control of the VERY (what I think are) complex thoughts that are just whizzing around in my head. Probably doesn't even make sense, but that's part of how it is for me.

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;28207282]I have had epiphanies about life, but I forget them after the high is gone [/QUOTE] Yeah I forget a lot of them too

A while ago when stoned after a party, I had an epiphany and ended up writing a 5 page essay on what I should do with my life and how to achieve it. Ever since that moment my life perspective has changed for the better

I was just writing mine and I forgot. ¬.¬

created idea of sub belt. belt that is subwoofer. great 4 music and sex biches. never made it, quite sad

I usually think of a lot of smoking devices. I have a decent number of designs drawn out, tried making two of them but couldn't make a good enough piston.

Okay i thought of a game its where at the start, the games menus so fucked up and like just a piece of shit and its in like spanish or some shit so you have to somehow find the play button and then the games like 2d shitty ass black and white sprites. but as you play you "upgrade" the game, making it better. In tell its like something crazy like crysis 2 or whatever

I notice that when watching television shows while stoned, the dialogue occasionally seems out of place. For instance, a character will respond to a question and at the time, their answer sounds really random and I'm thinking "Why would he/she say something like that?" However, when watching the same thing sober, the thought never crosses my mind. Also, I like how you can listen to your ipod while at the same time watching music videos on mute, and the video seems to match up perfectly to whatever you're listening to.

I have alot more fun when I'm stoned.