U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes On Saturdays, Citing Budgetary Concerns..

[Bradyns]

[QUOTE][IMG]http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/borowitz-drones.jpg[/IMG]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing budgetary concerns, the United States announced today that it would discontinue regular Saturday drone strikes on U.S. citizens, beginning in 2014.

Source: [URL]http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/us-cancels-regular-drone-strikes-on-saturdays.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz+(78)[/URL][/QUOTE]

At least they are giving them one day a week to rebuild their lives..

[CubeManv2]

Thought this was another thread on the U.S Mail, Well this story is dumb

[Zezibesh]

How will parents explain this to their children? "No, Tommy, the drone won't be flying over the neighborhood and we won't be covering under the table and praying together as a family on Saturdays".

[Jomali]

Thanks, Obama.

[ExplodingGuy]

As if enough Americans were out of a job already.

[EmperorKabuto]

Isn't this literally just satire

You can post satire in SH?

[Elfy]

[QUOTE=CubeManv2;39505459]Thought this was another thread on the U.S Mail, Well this story is dumb[/QUOTE]

YOR DUM

[editline]7th February 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;39505792]Isn't this literally just satire

You can post satire in SH?[/QUOTE]

The whole idea behind this forum is to take the piss out of the news.

[EmperorKabuto]

It still has to..be news though.

[Raidyr]

[QUOTE=Jomali;39505466]Thanks, Obama.[/QUOTE]

If Romney had won the election every drone would have a job to feed their drone-family.

[dass]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;39505462]How will parents explain this to their children? "No, Tommy, the drone won't be flying over the neighborhood and we won't be covering under the table and praying together as a family on Saturdays".[/QUOTE]

"No Tommy, the soldiers didn't reach a 5 kill streak yet."

[Banned?]

That's the first time I've ever seen a drone next to people. I didn't think it was that big for some reason...