Cable installer masturbates in woman's living room - Polidicks

[img]http://media.dtsph.com/sites/wtsp.com/files/imagecache/story615/110915094320_shane-wheatley.jpg[/img] [quote] SARASOTA COUNTY, Florida -- A woman waiting for cable installation at home wound up getting a more explicit display -- right in her own living room. The 24-year-old woman told Sarasota County Sheriff's deputies a Comcast cable installer came to her home on July 31 and exposed himself. Tuesday night, deputies tell our news partners WWSB-TV that they tracked down and arrested 31-year-old Shane Wheatley of Port Charlotte for the crime. The woman told deputies Wheatley showed up to install cable service and began touching himself through his shorts. Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her. Wheatley denies any wrong-doing, but deputies charged him with "Exposure of Sexual Organs" anyway. [/quote] [url]http://venice.wtsp.com/news/weird/80552-cable-installer-masturbates-womans-living-room[/url] What a dick. Also, it sounds like those delivery man porn scenarios.

[QUOTE=shian;32321721] What a dick.[/QUOTE] Aha Anyways I hope she got her cable installed.

I can imagine that it was awkward as fuck.

Holy shit that mug shot, I bet that's the face he pulled when he was caught.

She should've just pretended she was in a porno.

*obligatory Portal reference*

This guy must watch too much fantasy porn

Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.

"They told me that if I didn't masturbate regularly, I would die!"

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32321893]Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.[/QUOTE] did he install your cable too

woman shouldve helped him then it wouldve been like a really bad porno

[QUOTE=Andokool12;32321769]Aha Anyways I hope she got her cable installed.[/QUOTE] The cable was installed alright...

How inappropriate. [I]Shane[/I] on him!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32321893]Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.[/QUOTE] For reals lol? Was he desperate?

[QUOTE=Joazzz;32322047]How inappropriate. [I]Shane[/I] on him![/QUOTE] :) I just wonder, with these kind of people, what were they thinking?

At least he smiled. How polite.

Kinky bastard.

is that a tv antenna in your pants or are you just happy to see me

Well he [i]did[/i] say he'd be coming between 8 and 5.

They say cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac... :v:

She should've just sucked him as a thank you for the job well done. And film it of course. And upload it to Megaporn.

[QUOTE=H4wkeye;32322477]She should've just sucked him as a thank you for the job well done. And film it of course. And upload it to Megaporn.[/QUOTE]I'd have fapped to it.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32321893]Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.[/QUOTE] theirs a backstory here and i wanna hear it.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32321893]Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.[/QUOTE] [i]Ist something wrong mit deine kabel?[/i] [img]http://www.kuriren.nu/img/2010/11/4/5635620.jpg[/img]

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I suppose it is pretty hard to do any cabling without stripping a little insulation.

Why are wheatley's evil or moody? i remember last time a guy named wheatley tried to kill someone named chell. and this tried to masturbate in a woman's bedroom? i just cant wait for the next new's concerning another guy named wheatley.

[QUOTE=Zeraxify;32323118][i]Ist something wrong mit deine kabel?[/i] [img]http://www.kuriren.nu/img/2010/11/4/5635620.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ding ding ding We have a winner x 1 (list)

[img]http://blog.scribblelive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cable_guy.jpg[/img] I bet he did something like the cable guy.

[QUOTE=tomatmann;32326605][img]http://blog.scribblelive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cable_guy.jpg[/img] I bet he did something like the cable guy.[/QUOTE]Their faces are very similar.