Brazilian women can now masturbate at work legally.
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[Quote="http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/"]Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.
Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."
Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.
Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.
Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.[/quote]
[img]http://barbara.guanabee.com/media/uploads/ana_catarina_bezerra_brazilian_woman_wins_right_to_masturbate_medium.jpg[/img]
If she was hotter I'd be more happy about this ruling.
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Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.[/quote]
That takes some dexterity.
-snip because for some reason I could see the hotlinked image and everyone else saw the "no hotlinking" image-
[quote]Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.[/quote]
Only?
lol 0.75 times an hour (every 45 minutes). Assuming she doesn't sleep.
1.125 times an hour (every 53 minutes), assuming she sleeps 8 hours. Must be tricky.
How much time does she get for these "breaks" I wonder.
:smug:
Sweet. I want to work in Brazil now.
Well that's cool I guess.
[QUOTE=Anteep2;29802957]lol 0.75 times an hour (every 45 minutes). Assuming she doesn't sleep.
1.125 times an hour (every 53 minutes), assuming she sleeps 8 hours. Must be tricky.[/QUOTE]
Might wanna check your math there.
brb moving to Brazil.
My mom takes trips to Brazil... can't wait for her reaction after the next one :q:
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[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;29803176]Chicks masturbate everywhere and all the time here!
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Visit Brazil [B]TODAY!![/B][/QUOTE]
Too bad it sucks down here.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29802919]brb walking to brazil
[img_thumb]http://www.public-domain-image.com/cache/flora-plants-public-domain-images-pictures/bushes-and-shrubs-public-domain-images-pictures/hedge-bush-plant_w725_h544.jpg[/img_thumb]
brb staying here
why the dumbs[/QUOTE]
that's the hottest link I've ever seen
It's not brazilian women that are allowed to masturbate at work, it's a brazilian woman.
Most I've ever done was like, 7 times in a day. Even by then my dick was sore.
How can someone manage to do 47 a day, At work no less?
[QUOTE=macdoo999;29803565]It's not brazilian women that are allowed to masturbate at work, it's a brazilian woman.[/QUOTE]
no 1 is above the law therefore it is all women that work there
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;29803588]
How can someone manage to do 47 a day, At work no less?[/QUOTE]
Chemical imbalance.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed either. I wish America allowed us this kind of freedom. Work would be more fun.
[QUOTE=NeuFeX;29803602]no 1 is above the law therefore it is all women that work there[/QUOTE]
It's all women who suffer from the same thing. But only by precedent.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;29803614]I wouldn't kick her out of bed either. I wish America allowed us this kind of freedom. Work would be more fun.[/QUOTE]
My automerge! You fiend!
[QUOTE=TH89;29803521]that's the hottest link I've ever seen[/QUOTE]
i don't get it
[quote]Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.[/quote]
And here I thought masturbating 23 times a day was too little
I dont know if I would want to be in the cubicle next to hers, you would have some really odd phone conversations.
"What? No, that is just my coworker masturbating..."
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;29803620]i don't get it[/QUOTE]
Your image is broken, all we can see is "HOTLINK" in bright red letters.
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;29803588]Most I've ever done was like, 7 times in a day. Even by then my dick was sore.
How can someone manage to do 47 a day, At work no less?[/QUOTE]
She's a woman, idiot.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;29803651]Your image is broken, all we can see is "HOTLINK" in bright red letters.[/QUOTE]
I can see the image, I'm sorry
brb going to brazil and getting a job
where have those fingers [i]been[/i]
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