123 Cocaine-filled Condoms Found In Smuggler’s Stomach
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It’s certainly a discovery that's hard to swallow.
Put end to end, the condoms would stretch out to a length of 18 feet, according to a border official.
The Nigerian cocaine courier had swallowed the condoms by coating each one with wax, so they slipped down that bit easier.
Yum.
He was dicing with death every step of the way, though. Even a slightly split condom would have led to a fatal overdose.
Border guard spokesman Michel Bachar said: "It was an exceptional find.”
The smuggler was part of a gang of four men who tried to evade security at a border checkpoint near Geneva in a French-registered car.
Another 1.3kg of cocaine was hidden in the stomachs of the other three men.
Talk about having an appetite for crime.[/release]
[url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/814028-weird-x-ray-123-cocaine-filled-condoms-found-in-stomach[/url]
It's like that one movie with those pregnant Cuban women who smuggle in cocaine like that, one of them was on the flight and they took a poop and a condom came out so she had to eat it again :barf:
:wtc:
[QUOTE=lockdown6;20323474]I read the title as "123 Cocaine-filled Condoms Found In Smuggler’s Stash".
Then I clicked on the thread and I was like :byodood:[/QUOTE]
I read your post as "I'm trying to be funny by saying I read the title as x when it's somewhat related to the real thread title in an attempt to get funny ratings"
[QUOTE=lockdown6;20323555]I read your post as "[img]http://cornerstork.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/crying_baby.jpg[/img]"[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
I can only imagine what the police did.
"So, shit all that out and give it to us, ok? When you're done we will be outside ready to take you to jail"
So they stared at an xray and counted out all 123 of them?
Imagine shitting them out
"Sounds like someone had an appetite for crime"
[img]http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/david-caruso-horatio-cain.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;20323886]"Sounds like someone had an appetite for crime"
[img]http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/david-caruso-horatio-cain.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[b][i]YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/i][/b]
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[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;20323886]"Sounds like someone had an appetite for crime"
[img]http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/david-caruso-horatio-cain.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]You stole that pun from another thread
[QUOTE=The mouse;20323981]You stole that pun from another thread[/QUOTE]
he stole the pun from the news article
This stuff happens all the time. It's called body packaging.
[QUOTE=raccoon2112;20324003]he stole the pun from the news article[/QUOTE]
the news article stole the pun from the other thread
1-2-3
Easy as
A-B-C
Or simple as
Do-Re-Mi
A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby you and me girl!
:slick:
Wow, amazing he's not dead.
I wonder if they were already used.
[QUOTE=HiCom Raz;20323886]"Sounds like someone had an appetite for crime"
[img]http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/david-caruso-horatio-cain.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
"Looks like he ate... Wait, where are my glasses?"
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3344508/wat_glasses.jpg[/img]
I read something like this in a book about bizzare medical stories.
The smuggler is gay
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20324746]The smuggler is gay[/QUOTE]
In his stomach. He didn't shove them all up his ass so hard it went into his stomach, he just ate them.
So would he have to shit them out? I dont think the buyers like shitty cocaine.
[QUOTE=Shadowspike;20325453]So would he have to shit them out? I dont think the buyers like shitty cocaine.[/QUOTE]
You've obviously never had a cocaine addiction.
Would've been funny if they popped.
"Hey guys wait up, gonna do some coke!"
*Snorts*
"GAH! What smells like ass?"
The fuck is this shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSC4hJXZMU[/media]
Related.
"Have you seen a yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly"
Hope he was gonna make a lot of money. I'd be very scared carrying those in my stomach. You could DIE at any moment and nobody could do a thing to help you.
his pelvic bones look like they're kissing his stomach
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Anyone else see a face between the pelvic bones?
Well at least it's not a remote control shoved up his ass
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