Think the Bible's rape laws were too confusing? Don't worry, there's a flowchart now!
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tl;dr - you're probably getting stoned.
I honestly don't understand how anyone in 2010, but especially women, can be religious when just about all the religions treat women as property. Any former theists want to chime in?
Things don't work out for you unless your aren't raped.
Wtf
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;26542933]Things don't work out for you unless your aren't raped.
Wtf[/QUOTE]
And this doesn't even cover if its your husband who rapes you!
In before religion shitstorm
oh wait religion is fucking retarded ..carry on
:wtc:
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
Get it? :rimshot:
Too bad we don't follow the bible enough. Them women folk should learn their place and be stoned.
must be why they're called christians not biblists
thanks mane i'll put this info to good use
hello reddit
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
i need one for slavery, i don't understand that one too well either! help!
yeah, this is the old testament
old testament has lots of messed up shit in it
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;26543051]must be why they're called christians not biblists[/QUOTE]
dude im a fuckin citizen of the united states not some constitutionalist
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26543073]yeah, this is the old testament
old testament has lots of messed up shit in it[/QUOTE]
oh yeah the first amendment well that was just crazy stuff made up while on hashish we can disregard that shit
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;26543076]oh yeah the first amendment well that was just crazy stuff made up while on hashish we can disregard that shit[/QUOTE]
i was just stating the fact that the old testament is considerably more fucked up than the new testament
That must of been a bitch to be in a situation like that
She BETTER bleed!
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26543090]i was just stating the fact that the old testament is considerably more fucked up than the new testament[/QUOTE]
Ima make a new NEW testament then
Hey guys who's up for a few drinks at mine, we're gonna do the weekly rapeathon at mine
Ye olde times must have sucked when the rapist gets off scot-free(if he wasn't caught) and the victim gets stoned.
[QUOTE=Mane;26542948]And this doesn't even cover if its your husband who rapes you![/QUOTE]
because that's not rape in the bible!
The punishment doesn't sound too bad
[IMG]http://www.merryswankster.com/images/duncan%20oh%20so%20stoned.JPG[/IMG]
Wonder what the rules about cumming are.
Under 2 minutes: Stoned to death.
Under 10 minutes: Stoned to death with smaller rocks.
Over 10 Minutes: Stoned to death with pebbles.
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;26543090]i was just stating the fact that the old testament is considerably more fucked up than the new testament[/QUOTE]
True, but how can one pick and choose what to believe when it's all the infallible word of God?
Gotta take it all or none of it!
[QUOTE=Mane;26543356]True, but how can one pick and choose what to believe when it's all the infallible word of God?
Gotta take it all or none of it![/QUOTE]
oh my gosh you're right lol praize jezuz!!!! ^_^~~~~~~
snip - this might have been racist
[QUOTE=Mane;26543356]True, but how can one pick and choose what to believe when it's all the infallible word of God?
Gotta take it all or none of it![/QUOTE]
god didnt write the bible
God please forgive me for something I was unable to control and could not resist
"[B]FUCK THAT[/B]"
[QUOTE=mini me;26542949]In before religion shitstorm
oh wait religion is fucking retarded ..carry on[/QUOTE]
This should be bannable already.
Snide little posts that purposely try to brew a shit storm.
