Surprisingly Handsome Gorilla Gets Attention In Japan
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[quote]Tokyo (CNN)Who could resist that striking countenance, that chiseled brow -- and that toned, furry butt?
A surprisingly hunky male gorilla, Shabani, has female humans going ape after mugshots of the 18-year-old animal began going viral on Twitter.
Zoo officials tell CNN that young women have been flocking to see the pretty primate, who lives at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya.
Want to catch a glimpse of Shabani? Get in line. [B]About 100 admirers constantly surround his exhibit, shouting "Look at me, Shabani!" and "This way, Shabani!" whenever he comes out.[/B]
You could also go on Twitter, where excited users are swapping photos of the hairy heartthrob: Close-up portraits, alluring full-body poses, and sizzling snapshots of Shabani showing off his impressive muscles.
Comments say he's "too handsome."[/quote]
[QUOTE=Exploders;48064508]It's senpai![/QUOTE]
Sorry, I guess I was overcome by how handsome Shabani is.
i wonder if female gorillas find him as handsome as we do
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He's way more alpha than I'll ever be.
I realize a lot of japanese women are mad about the whole "herbivore men" thing, but this seems a tad excessive.
He is pretty hot in that brooding aloof kind of way.
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10 times more handsome than me.
Honestly it just looks like a regular gorilla to me.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;48064577]Honestly it just looks like a regular gorilla to me.[/QUOTE]
"All gorillas look the same to me!"
You speciest bastard, it's sickening that a forum that prides itself on its liberalism still accepts shit like this
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;48064577]Honestly it just looks like a regular gorilla to me.[/QUOTE]
God, you people thinking all gorillas look the same. Horrible.
Hilarious jokes guys.
for some reason i thought this thread would be about hamada
So this is why Japan's population is dwindling, the females are flocking to gorillas.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;48064577]Honestly it just looks like a regular gorilla to me.[/QUOTE]
Yeah it really does look like a regular gorilla, except this one just happens to be calmer whenever you take pictures of it.
I still like most Japanese news better than Florida news. This was interesting.
SEE, this is what happen when you legalize gay marriage. Now we're finding gorillas attractive.
Someone should photoshop this so it's black and white and says Giorgio Armani or something in the corner.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;48064681]Someone should photoshop this so it's black and white and says Giorgio Armani or something in the corner.[/QUOTE]
Give it some boxers.
"Calvin Klein"
[QUOTE=No_0ne;48064600]for some reason i thought this thread would be about hamada[/QUOTE]
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:v:?
ill fight him
[QUOTE=Tone Float;48064507]Probably would be disappointed if they learned about his penis size[/QUOTE]
It's Ok. They're used to Japanese men.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;48064577]Honestly it just looks like a regular gorilla to me.[/QUOTE]
You know, I thought so too until I looked up pictures of other Gorillas.
This one is particularly 'good looking' for a gorilla
Like seriously, go do it. This Gorilla has really good facial symmetry, his brow is shaped more like a humans, his eyes aren't as sunken in, smaller nose, etc
Japanese men are only interested in anime girls, and Japanese women are only interested in gorillas
Oh, Japan!
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