[QUOTE=butre;48993876]I love the bent screwdriver one[/QUOTE]
That's one I might genuinely do myself. The others ones seemed kind of unnecessary (obviously that's the point) but I could totally see myself using that cool ass looking screwdriver one
I like the Wrench one.
I don't trust that rusty-ass shovel to be near my foodstuffs.
The only bottle opener I need. Always with me too.
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I just punch the bottle cap off on the edge of a hard surface
Only have fucked my hand up a couple times so its all good
Ruining perfectly good and possibly expensive tools in the name of opening beer bottles that could have been opened with said same tools without modification.
This man committed crimes against toolkind.
My swizz knife has a bottle opener that I can also use to open cans with, stuff tobacco hanging out of my homeroll back in, and much more, without any modification that makes the thing useless for its original purpose.
[QUOTE=Buck.;48994132]The only bottle opener I need. Always with me too.
[IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/BIC_lighter_2008-12-31.jpg/220px-BIC_lighter_2008-12-31.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
yeah but then you get those nasty rough marks on the lighter. doesn't work with tighter caps like lazy magnolia either
[QUOTE=butre;48994187]yeah but then you get those nasty rough marks on the lighter. doesn't work with tighter caps like lazy magnolia either[/QUOTE]
Well lighters are pretty dispensable anyway, constantly getting new ones because they get stolen or lost or run out so who cares about a few marks. I'm yet to find a beer I couldn't open with a lighter yet, some are a bit harder and you have to try a couple of points and peel it off though.
Really anything with at least a 90° angle can be used by a man if he wants beer.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48994156]Ruining perfectly good and possibly expensive tools in the name of opening beer bottles that could have been opened with said same tools without modification.
This man committed crimes against toolkind.
My swizz knife has a bottle opener that I can also use to open cans with, stuff tobacco hanging out of my homeroll back in, and much more, without any modification that makes the thing useless for its original purpose.[/QUOTE]
Yeah perfectly good tools like a rusty spade
[QUOTE=KorJax;48994497]Yeah perfectly good tools like a rusty spade[/QUOTE]
1 rusty old spade among a perfectly fine screwdriver, a perfectly fine wrench, a perfectly fine axe.
Point is moot.
[QUOTE=KorJax;48994497]Yeah perfectly good tools like a rusty spade[/QUOTE]
a rusty spade is still useful for digging stuff you know
[QUOTE=Glitchman;48994149]I just punch the bottle cap off on the edge of a hard surface
Only have fucked my hand up a couple times so its all good[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/loeakyn.gif[/img]
Seriously though the ax would be fucking cool to have hanging on a wall in the kitchen
anything tht isnt a vagina is a beer opener
[QUOTE=KorJax;48994497]Yeah perfectly good tools like a rusty spade[/QUOTE]
I can't decide what's worse; calling a trowel a spade, or thinking a bit of surface rust makes it a bad tool.
i just use a sak
Anyone else feels this is a waste of useful tools?
The kitchen counter drawer handles were perfectly sized to open bottles at my apartment. It was so fucking convenient too. We had a bottle opener, stuck to the fridge, but it was literally never used because of that.
[QUOTE=vodka quest;48994615]anything tht isnt a vagina is a beer opener[/QUOTE]
So, an ass hole?
[QUOTE=Buck.;48994281]Well lighters are pretty dispensable anyway, constantly getting new ones because they get stolen or lost or run out so who cares about a few marks. I'm yet to find a beer I couldn't open with a lighter yet, some are a bit harder and you have to try a couple of points and peel it off though.
Really anything with at least a 90° angle can be used by a man if he wants beer.[/QUOTE]
you never had lazy mag then. I tried opening that with a lighter once and just cracked the plastic
I'd love to get that axe one and mount it on my living room wall.
I can imagine this guy at parties
"Man I need a beer... Where's the bottle opener?"
"Oh shoot, I don't know where it is. But it's alright, I can pop it on the balco-"
"I NEED TOOLS ASAP!"
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AXkmZUx.png[/IMG]
He was just showing off his tools.
And I love it. It was really entertaining to watch.
[QUOTE=vodka quest;48994615]anything tht isnt a vagina is a beer opener[/QUOTE]
I have heard of women that actually can open beer bottles with their vagina.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;48994149]I just punch the bottle cap off on the edge of a hard surface
Only have fucked my hand up a couple times so its all good[/QUOTE]
One time I tried that and I broke the top of the bottle off and ended up with a shard of glass in my drink.
[QUOTE=Carlito;48999269]One time I tried that and I broke the top of the bottle off and ended up with a shard of glass in my drink.[/QUOTE]
only a real man bleeds in his own drink just opening and drinks it anyways
[QUOTE=butre;48993876]I love the bent screwdriver one[/QUOTE]
Screwdrivers are more expensive than bottle openers, so it's pointless
[QUOTE=Carlito;48999269]One time I tried that and I broke the top of the bottle off and ended up with a shard of glass in my drink.[/QUOTE]
Best way to get a bottle cap off without a proper opener is to grasp the neck of the bottle and use your hand as a base to lever the cap off with any long-ish rigid object you've got laying about, like a spoon or w/e.
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