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Anyone have tips on how to stretch to be able to suck your own dick? Please help, and don't say: Get a girl friend, it will hurt, or WTF! Why?. Thanks :3: [editline]woops[/editline] Woops spelled stretch wrong. [editline]-.-[/editline] For the record I said stretching, not removing bones... [editline]For PETE FUCKING SAKE[/editline] STRETCHING PEOPLE NOT CUTTING,CHOPPING,REMOVING BONES,or DISLOCATING!. Thanks much appreciated. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Undescriptive thread title" - Gurant))[/highlight]
remove your ribcage [editline]05:56PM[/editline] no wait remove all your bones
Well, I'd start by doing yoga or something, as that'll help getting you more stretchy in general. Have you tried Googling? You probably never really be able to suck it, but you could give it a try.
[QUOTE=Urog;22908750]remove your ribcage [editline]05:56PM[/editline] no wait remove all your bones[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be able to move...
You need to dislocate both shoulders and get rid of your lower two ribs. To do this you can either: Piss off your local hoodlums or, jump off a building. Whatever floats your boat.
You can if you remove two of your lower rib bones like Marylin Manson.
Get a girlfriend.
WTF! Why?
Cut off your dick, then proceed to suck.
I can do it easily, who can self suck or not just depends on body structure and flexibility. Basically idk try warming up with gymnastics or something.
Take some scissors Cut penis off Insert into mouth Accomplish your goal No need to waste your time stretching with this 4 step process.
Get a boyfriend.
Train a dog? That way you won't have to pay for Yoga classes.
Getting a girlfriend doesn't hurt fyi Also [URL="http://www.autoanal.com"]www.autoanal.com[/URL] :siren:NSFW obviously:siren: try that instead if you're so intent on it
[QUOTE=tob;22908975]Train a dog? That way you won't have to pay for Yoga classes.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://dsfv.schnuerpel.eu/statement/what-the-fuck-man.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;22909013]<lolimagemarco>[/QUOTE] This thread is full of that anyway.
lol
At first I thought this was some kind of physical exercise thread. But then... Oh god... Just... Do stretches until you can reach it...
Get exposed to a lethal dose of radiation and gain the ability to stretch like M. Fantastic [img]http://graphicnovelty.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/107506-108430-mr-fantastic_super.jpg[/img] you could live out any autoerotic fantasy you want
bend down and try to suck your dick, you'll notice you can't reach. Do this every day until you can reach.
[QUOTE=dass;22909227]At first I thought this was some kind of physical exercise thread. But then... Oh god... Just... Do stretches until you can reach it...[/QUOTE] Ok. Can someone lock the thread now?
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