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Can't even go outside in a Cyclone and avoid being bitten.
Okay how can anyone still possibly be alive in Australia at this point
How do you even manage
[QUOTE=Fort83;47180757]Those movies were right.[/QUOTE]
You mean they weren't documentaries?
I really hope they use this in the next Shark Week.
Looking at that photo actually makes me feel really sorry for the shark. It looks so sad/dead.
:(
Bring George and his bar stool! he'll save the day!
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47180739]Can't even [U][B]go outside in a Cyclone[/B][/U] and avoid being bitten.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps the added threat of being mauled by airborne sharks will keep you Australians from being crazy.
Keep an eye out for that statue of liberty head!
[QUOTE=sasherz;47181178]Perhaps the added threat of being mauled by airborne sharks will keep you Australians from being crazy.[/QUOTE]
What else are the kids supposed to do while their parents are working on the boomerang farms?
i just watched sharknado what the f
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47180758]Okay how can anyone still possibly be alive in Australia at this point
How do you even manage[/QUOTE]
Australia is big and we have world class protection
Fyi this current cyclone that swept through Queenslands North as a category 5 and then swept through the south as a category low, not one death recorded as of yet
That's a pretty big achievement, even during our worst floods we only had 30 or so deaths which is sad but not as much as other countries would have if they suffered catastrophic floods that you guys make out as Armageddon
[editline]21st February 2015[/editline]
Btw op it'd help next time if you put where in Australia this thing happened because saying just Australia fuels this dumb overt reaction facepunch gets because "OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY U GUYS SUFFER SO MUCH"
Those poor sharks. Man, that must suck. One minute you're just bloop bloop blooping along and the next you're in Australia. Oh, and you can no longer breath.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47181909]Btw op it'd help next time if you put where in Australia this thing happened because saying just Australia fuels this dumb overt reaction facepunch gets because "OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY U GUYS SUFFER SO MUCH"[/QUOTE]
Well it's in the article. That reaction is pretty much a running joke about Australia, not a serious reaction unless I've been misinterpreting.
Well I'll be damned..
I really wanted to go to the beach today, but it had to get flooded :\
On a serious note, I am glad there haven't been any deaths. Considering the strength of the system, QLD's come through pretty well.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47181909]Australia is big and we have world class protection
Fyi this current cyclone that swept through Queenslands North as a category 5 and then swept through the south as a category low, not one death recorded as of yet
That's a pretty big achievement, even during our worst floods we only had 30 or so deaths which is sad but not as much as other countries would have if they suffered catastrophic floods that you guys make out as Armageddon
[editline]21st February 2015[/editline]
Btw op it'd help next time if you put where in Australia this thing happened because saying just Australia fuels this dumb overt reaction facepunch gets because "OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY U GUYS SUFFER SO MUCH"[/QUOTE]
But I like those dumb overt reactions. Without it I wouldn't have gotten laid nearly as much when I went on my euroasia trip.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47181909]
[editline]21st February 2015[/editline]
Btw op it'd help next time if you put where in Australia this thing happened because saying just Australia fuels this dumb overt reaction facepunch gets because "OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY U GUYS SUFFER SO MUCH"[/QUOTE]
lmao it's a joke dude no one actually thinks that living in Australia is literal hell and that it tries to kill you do you really need this spelled out
it's a joke based on a sterotype
you know the kind does in almost every FP thread that involves nationality?
calm down no one is being serious or cares as much as you do about jokes jeez
[QUOTE=evilweazel;47181975]lmao it's a joke dude no one actually thinks that living in Australia is literal hell and that it tries to kill you do you really need this spelled out
it's a joke based on a sterotype
you know the kind does in almost every FP thread that involves nationality?
calm down no one is being serious or cares as much as you do about jokes jeez[/QUOTE]
I like to think you saw his comment and just flipped the eff out that he said that and after you posted someone next to you was like: "Dude... are you ok? You look like you're really freaking out over there"
[QUOTE=gerbe1;47181998]I like to think you saw his comment and just flipped the eff out that he said that and after you posted someone next to you was like: "Dude... are you ok? You look like you're really freaking out over there"[/QUOTE]
i am frothing at the mouth
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47180758]Okay how can anyone still possibly be alive in Australia at this point
How do you even manage[/QUOTE]
Well I use an umbrella for falling sharks.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47180758]Okay how can anyone still possibly be alive in Australia at this point
How do you even manage[/QUOTE]I don't live in Queensland?
What a strange thing to say.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;47181975]lmao it's a joke dude no one actually thinks that living in Australia is literal hell and that it tries to kill you do you really need this spelled out
it's a joke based on a sterotype
you know the kind does in almost every FP thread that involves nationality?
calm down no one is being serious or cares as much as you do about jokes jeez[/QUOTE]
it gets pretty repetitive after the 500th time I read it, nothing new or original just a recycled rubbish generalisation
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47183398]it gets pretty repetitive after the 500th time I read it, nothing new or original just a recycled rubbish generalisation[/QUOTE]
Well other people like the overreactions. At least most of them are more original than the other jokes such as 'FLORIDA MAN' and so on.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47183398]it gets pretty repetitive after the 500th time I read it, nothing new or original just a recycled rubbish generalisation[/QUOTE]
chill out dude
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47180758]Okay how can anyone still possibly be alive in Australia at this point
How do you even manage[/QUOTE]
truefact: in WW2 the Australian defense plan in case of japanese invasion was basically to abandon everything north of brisbane and let the invaders try to deal with it
fuck asia, imagine trying to fight a land war in australia
[video=youtube;0fCaU6bV3PI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCaU6bV3PI[/video]
Good luck, Aussies.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47183398]it gets pretty repetitive after the 500th time I read it, nothing new or original just a recycled rubbish generalisation[/QUOTE]
Well if people find it funny why can't they? It's just a harmless joke, you can just ignore it, or does it really upset you that much that people can somehow be amused by something you don't find funny?
I think you need to remove the stick from your rectum and just let people have their fun, regardless of if you think it's repetitive.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47183398]it gets pretty repetitive after the 500th time I read it, nothing new or original just a recycled rubbish generalisation[/QUOTE]
is it true Vegemite is a dietary staple?
[QUOTE=stupid10er;47188683]is it true Vegemite is a dietary staple?[/QUOTE]
Ask him if he rides a kangaroo or a crocodile to school.
That poor shark
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