• Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada
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[release] Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state, but none are sci fi-themed, yet. Nevada businessman and documentary star [URL="http://www.time.com/time/quotes/0,26174,2053341,00.html"]Dennis Hof[/URL] just bought a run-down brothel 90 miles from Las Vegas and is planning on turning it into his newest business venture: Alien Cathouse. The brothel will feature girls from around the galaxy for men willing to pay. Hof’s interplanetary vision doesn’t end at the cathouse door, though. According to the [URL="http://www.lvrj.com/news/alien-cathouse-brothel-to-feature-girls-from-another-world-136131043.html"]Las Vegas [I]Review-Journal[/I][/URL], he is looking to transform not only the brothel, but the entire plot of land into an Area 51-themed tourist destination. Fun for the whole family — though perhaps not.Hof is an expert in building buzzworthy brothels – his Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the setting for the HBO reality show called [I]Cathouse[/I] — but when it comes to dreaming up sexy alien girls, he needs a little assistance. The [URL="http://www.lvrj.com/news/alien-cathouse-brothel-to-feature-girls-from-another-world-136131043.html"]Las Vegas [I]Review-Journal[/I][/URL] explains that as Hof crafts his out-of-this-world bordello filled with girls from other planets, he is getting some help from one one of earth’s experts, the infamous madam Heidi Fleiss. “She’s the chief alien design queen,” Hof told the paper. The old friends are working together to plan the costumes and decor for the sci fi-themed brothel and are hoping to open their doors in a month. Start planning your intergalactic travel plans now, guys.[/release] Read more: [URL]http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/01/sci-fi-brothel-to-open-in-nevada/#ixzz1iVG4I09j[/URL] Perfect location as well, near Area 51
The people you'd meet...
[QUOTE=Andokool12;34047492]The people you'd meet...[/QUOTE] Upon imagining the sorts of people that would patronize such an establishment, I have a newfound respect for prostitutes.
If they have Daleks, count me in.
[QUOTE=BudakCiner;34047520]If they have Daleks, count me in.[/QUOTE] Oh hot that's what I want
[QUOTE=BudakCiner;34047520]If they have Daleks, count me in.[/QUOTE] FORNICATE FORNICATE FORNICATE
Na'vi? yes, please. I'll take 3.
capitalism loves niche market bitches love niche markets? nah
[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;34047583]FORNICATE FORNICATE FORNICATE[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA[/media] :v:
Sounds like that place is [i]out of this world[/i] [sp]that was awful[/sp]
[QUOTE=Radley;34047587]Na'vi? yes, please. I'll take 3.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/657hqb.png[/IMG] Whatever gets you off, man.
But will there be Garrus?
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;34047769]But will there be Garrus?[/QUOTE] Oh god, I hope there isn't Tali.
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ugh the name brothel just makes me think theyre all fat dykes with prolapsed genitals that ooze smegma
I'm fine with Miranda.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;34047835]ugh the name brothel just makes me think theyre all fat dykes with prolapsed genitals that ooze smegma[/QUOTE] That's nothing in comparison to the people who will actually go there.
If there's no tentacles it's not going to be worth my money.
There better be tentacles.
[QUOTE=Radley;34047587]Na'vi? yes, please. I'll take 3.[/QUOTE] [img]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/eve-worlds-tallest-model_342x501.jpg[/img] 205cm (6'9") Just throw some blue paint and leather at her.
so this is the American exceptionalism the republicans talk about.
There better be some robot strippers [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/stripperbot_move.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/roboboobies.gif[/IMG] [sp]robot strippers (c) galactopticon team[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rents;34047987]If there's no tentacles it's not going to be worth my money.[/QUOTE] I'm looking forward to the probing.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;34047947]That's nothing in comparison to the people who will actually go there.[/QUOTE] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;34048157]I'm looking forward to the probing.[/QUOTE] They'll probably charge double if you want a shape shifting alien too.
So I can bang my plutonians?
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;34048132]There better be some robot strippers [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/stripperbot_move.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/roboboobies.gif[/IMG] [sp]robot strippers (c) galactopticon team[/sp][/QUOTE] That has far too many uncovered joints where things could get caught and pinched that I'd really rather not be.
It's always Nevada.
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;34048132]There better be some robot strippers [editline]4th January 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/stripperbot_move.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://fedorafellows.com/screenshots/roboboobies.gif[/IMG] [sp]robot strippers (c) galactopticon team[/sp][/QUOTE] I don't know but I seriously wouldn't have a problem with something like this [img_thumb]http://img2.gelbooru.com//images/659/7fce5cda18ce139c0be906ca2552711366a0a741.jpg?825952[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;34048804]So I can bang my plutonians?[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.wikia.com/athfwiki/images/b/b5/AquaTeen_vol2_plutonians.jpg[/img] Suuuuuuuure, if you want to.
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