• Boner-Ridding technique (Need Testers)
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God this thread is gonna be catastrophic. Btw, the title says RIDDING not RIDING. This thread is to get rid of your boner. Alright so, I may have found a way to virtually instantly get rid of your boner. Idk if this only works for me, so I'm looking to FP to make sure I'm not fucked up. Just follow the steps below. 1. Get a boner. 2. Get yourself a chair that doesn't go up to your neck, or stand. 3. Tilt your head back to the point where it begins to pull your mouth down. 4. Now open your mouth and your head should tilt back a little more. 5. Attempt to close your mouth. You will feel a tugging on your throat if done correctly. 6. ??? 7. Profit! I'll draw a diagram with my awesome paint skills soon enough. Lemme know FP!
Ride the boner until ejaculation. Boner eliminated.
You are forcing blood to your head and away from your dick. Its science.
[QUOTE=Xelatomis;16450805]God this thread is gonna be catastrophic. Btw, the title says RIDDING not RIDING. This thread is to get rid of your boner. Alright so, I may have found a way to virtually instantly get rid of your boner. Idk if this only works for me, so I'm looking to FP to make sure I'm not fucked up. Just follow the steps below. 1. Get a boner. 2. Get yourself a chair that doesn't go up to your neck, or stand. 3. Tilt your head back to the point where it begins to pull your mouth down. 4. Now open your mouth and your head should tilt back a little more. 5. Attempt to close your mouth. You will feel a tugging on your throat if done correctly. 6. ??? 7. Profit! I'll draw something a diagram with my awesome paint skills soon enough. Lemme know FP![/QUOTE] Well you can't really do that in the middle of Economics 101
hold on testing
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16450819]Well you can't really do that in the middle of Economics 101[/QUOTE] It takes like 3 descrete seconds. If anyone happened to be looking, your neck hurt.
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did not work
Just tested: did not work.
:dong: :fappery: :flashfap: :gizz: :flaccid:
did not work. redtube does though.
I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] :gonk:
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] My blood went cold.
Think about Anne Coulter naked. Bingo you're done.
Another technique is to think of the color green, and nothing else. :cheers:
[QUOTE=Boxbot219;16450815]Ride the boner until ejaculation. Boner eliminated.[/QUOTE] Bloody brilliant my good sir. [img]http://brokenshoestring.com/images/orson%20clapping.gif[/img]
Read the topic title was Boner-Riding techniques. What is wrong with me D:
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] Works great as a spaghetti sauce for friends.
Weird that I come home and this is posted. I just had one for no reason.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;16451108]Weird that I come home and this is posted. I just had one for no reason.[/QUOTE] Test my technique.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;16451138]Test my technique.[/QUOTE] Well I was in the car when it happened. I just walked up to my apartment and it was gone.
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] I can't feel my penis anymore
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] :smithicide:
[QUOTE=chronochicke;16450946]I prefer to cut slits into the sides of my penis so the blood has a place to go[/QUOTE] :gizz:
[QUOTE=Xelatomis;16450842]It takes like 3 descrete seconds. If anyone happened to be looking, your neck hurt.[/QUOTE] Except while you are leaning your head back you are thrusting that monster forward for all to see.
Take a piss.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16451424]Take a piss.[/QUOTE] That doesn't always put it down, especially when you just did.
I heard holding your breath or biting your fist works.
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