• Meeting Bill Gates
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I have a chance to meet bill gates this upcoming Thursday. If I do get a chance to meet him and ask him questions, does anybody have any questions they want answered from him?
Ask him what would happen if windows 7 combined with windows xp with the RAM of windows 1 and the screen of a Windows 98 with the internet of Windows 2000
what was he thinking when he made windows me
Ask him if he wants to stick his penis in your USB port
He made windows deggemannen?
what was he thinking when he made windows vista
ask him for a million dollars
My dad works in the Bill and Melinda gates Foundation... So I have already heard this story before.
Oh, you best be trolling. I have always wanted to meet the guy. ASk him what he does when he's not running his foundation now that he's retired.
Kick him in the balls.:clint:
"Whens windows 8"
Ask him how his gay sex with Steve jobs was
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21566946]Ask him what would happen if windows 7 combined with windows xp with the RAM of windows 1 and the screen of a Windows 98 with the internet of Windows 2000[/QUOTE] What the fuck is that supposed to even mean?
[QUOTE=Linµx;21567068]What the fuck is that supposed to even mean?[/QUOTE] I just want him confused
throw a cream pie at his face
Say "Hey, your good with tech. Can you help me on my iPhone? "
just like the old days
[QUOTE=gol4z03;21566991]My dad works in the Bill and Melinda gates Foundation... So I have already heard this story before.[/QUOTE] Thanks for sharing that with us. Anyway, ask him if he remembers that DOOM commercial from way back.
my dad works for microsoft i have windows 8
[QUOTE=Xeloo;21567337]my dad works for microsoft i have windows 8[/QUOTE] How did they make it worse this time? By completley disabling the desktop, icons, text and invert the mouse cursor?
[QUOTE=Xeloo;21567337]my dad works for microsoft i have windows 8[/QUOTE] You're supposed to tell everyone how much you enjoy the product.
Tell him that because of him, you use Linux.
Ask him for some money, rich bastard.
[QUOTE=Vinze;21567514]How did they make it worse this time? By completley disabling the desktop, icons, text and invert the mouse cursor?[/QUOTE] So what's it like not playing video games on that mac of yours?
[QUOTE=JamesFoil;21567021]"Whens windows 8"[/QUOTE] I'll jokingly ask him that if I get the chance. [QUOTE=pentium;21567005]Oh, you best be trolling. I have always wanted to meet the guy. ASk him what he does when he's not running his foundation now that he's retired.[/QUOTE] Bill gates is coming to Philadelphia, PA to the Ben Franklin Institute to except an award for something, and due to the Ben Franklin Institute sponsoring and in partnerships with my school, he wants to come check it out, because the school he funded is failing horrible opposed to our school being successful. So it's pretty cool that he's coming. I'll ask that question too.
[QUOTE=WelshTed;21567175]Say "Hey, your good with tech. Can you help me on my iPhone? "[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE[/media] Do this
[QUOTE=Vinze;21567514]How did they make it worse this time? By completley disabling the desktop, icons, text and invert the mouse cursor?[/QUOTE] sorry that is classified
[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;21567772]So what's it like not playing video games on that mac of yours?[/QUOTE] No, I love Windows in general, just, most updates have been annoying since XP, like unable to change the extensions, what's that all about? Do you have any idea how annoying it suddenly got to make a lua file? Or the user account control thing, it was pretty annoying since most viruses can bypass it anyways. It just feels like they make it less user-friendly, and more idiot proof, and it sucks if it keeps going down that track.
Ask him if he owns a mac
[QUOTE=WelshTed;21567175]Say "Hey, your good with tech. Can you help me on my iPhone? "[/QUOTE] Best joke of the year.
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