rite lads listen to this ive been sitting here naked okay, now bear with me, anyway im sitting naked and browsing facepunch and i feel a little itch on my shoulder, it itch it and it goes away. few seconds later i have another itch similar to the other one but on my neck, same again itch and it goes away, itch on my shoulder I take fuck this and turn on my lamp on my desk I look above and this fucking disgusting spider is 3 inches from my face and is rapidly descending come down for a second attack, i shit the bed and launch myself backwards in shock and fear i remembered my training at caught him
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2qbg0aw.jpg[/IMG]
Im thinking fucken hell why is this spider waging war on me? I get on my bed to have some words with the twat.
First contact: [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/ezl7dj.jpg[/IMG]
i start off the negotiations in typical northern fashion by calling the representative a twat.
he tells me he was promised weetabix shown here: [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2z65pcm.jpg[/IMG]
now im thinking its perfectly vladid point he has so i go up to propose peace talks but the spiders left :(
this is possibly the best troll account I've seen for a while
A++ thread, would read again.
why do you browsing facepunch naked:P?
It's just trying to learn how to kiss you
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