• Woman Seeks Divorce Because Husband Thought Frozen Wasn't That Great
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[quote] Financial difficulties, and the stress associated with them, are a common cause of marital strife, but between his regular salary and rental properties he owns, the man makes a comfortable annual income of roughly 11 million yen (US $108,900). He and his wife own their own home, have no outstanding debts, and apparently live well enough within their means that the 29-year-old wife has no need to work outside the home. Like many people around the world, she’s recently become a huge fan of Frozen. Although she initially got into the smash hit musical through a friend, the wife has become so enthralled with it that she’s since made multiple trips to the theatre to watch it over and over again on the big screen. Although Disney made several tweaks in developing Frozen, the film was originally inspired by The Snow Queen, a story by Danish author Hans Christian Anderson. Disney even gives a nod to this in Japan, where the animated film is titled Anna and the Snow Queen. FD 4 As fate would have it, the Frozen-loving woman’s husband majored in Danish literature while in college, even doing a research project on the film’s source material. ▼ Before everyone with an arts degree starts filling out their Japanese work visa application, we should point out that when job-hunting in Japan, the reputation of the college you graduated from is often more important than what you actually studied, and that 10-figure salaries for holders of a degree in literature are not the norm here. FD 1 At his wife’s recommendation, the man decided to watch Frozen and see what all the fuss was about. Unfortunately, he only succeeded in the first half. “It’s an OK movie, I guess, ^but I didn’t really care for it personally.” Unable to grasp just what made the movie so captivating in her eyes, the man asked his spouse, “Do you really think it’s that good?” ▼ A similar question comes to mind every time I see a pancake restaurant in Tokyo with a 45-minute wait. FD 2 The man claims he asked the question offhandedly, with no intention of offending his wife. She, however, took issue with the inquiry, ironically shocked at what she saw as a cold-hearted betrayal by the man who she believed should be her Prince Charming. “If you can’t understand what makes this movie great, there’s something wrong with you as a human being!” she declared. ▼ It seems her recent appreciation of cinema has given her a flair for dramatic dialogue. FD 3 Calling your conversational counterpart a defective human being isn’t generally the best way to show you’re receptive towards his or her ideas and beliefs, and since the couple lives in Japan and not Opposite Land, things only got worse from there. In the end, the woman shouted “I want a divorce!” and stormed out of their home. She’s since been staying at her parents’ home, and by the time the husband posted his story to Kikonsha no Hakaba, a week had passed, with the wife’s parents serving as intermediaries for all communication between the feuding, childless couple. The sudden development has put the husband in a bit of a quandary. He doesn’t mention any preexisting issues between him and his wife of six years, and he’s understandably resistant to ending what, as far as he indicates, has been an otherwise happy marriage over such a trivial matter. The issue of trivialness cuts both ways, though, and it’s also no surprise that the husband is now unsure if he can be happy sharing a home, and life, with someone who jumps to such biting rhetoric over his inability to get swept in one particular pop culture phenomenon. His fellow Kikonsha no Hakaba users, on the other hand, showed far less wavering in how they’d handle the situation. Get divorced. You don’t want that kind of POS woman raising your future kids. It’s really strange that she’d go hide out at her parents’ house just over that. That’s just weird. Do you think there’s some other reason she ran out that she’s not telling you about? If you’ve got that much money, you should hire a private investigator to look into what she’s been up to. I bet she’s seeing some guy on the side. The husband responded that his wife hasn’t done anything to make him doubt her fidelity, though, so for now it seems to truly be a simple case of her faithfulness to Frozen. Given the severity of the wife’s reaction, it looks like working out some sort of mutually amicable resolution is going to take a very long time.[/quote] [url]http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/05/29/frozen-fan-gets-hot-under-collar-when-husband-asks-what-the-big-deal-is-asks-for-divorce/[/url] I'm sorry what
First world problems: the prototype.
im just gonna get this joke out of the way she should let it go divorcing over a movie is stupid
[QUOTE=Wii60;44998825]im just gonna get this joke out of the way she should let it go[/QUOTE] Thank you for shouldering this burden.
Well at least she gave a warning to the husband.
incoming frozen avatars
Sounds like he is better off without her
Wreck-It Ralph was better anyway tho.
Fucking...of course Japan has this happen.
Is this movie still a thing? I mean it was good but god damn not divorce husband good.
To be honest the movie was cliched, boring and predictable. I had to skip through half the musical scenes because they just dragged on and on. I can't imagine why someone would watch that over and over again.. And this is coming from a guy who loved Les Miserables.
[QUOTE=mchapra;44998911]Is this movie still a thing? I mean it was good but god damn not divorce husband good.[/QUOTE] Unfortunatly yes,The throw away singers and severe fanboys/girls still lurk around to this day, clearly after many reports saying its in the top 10 charts of box office hits, clearly society has created the beast... :suicide: WHY?!?!
[QUOTE]If you can’t understand what makes this movie great, there’s something wrong with you as a human being![/QUOTE] And what makes this movie great? I'm just asking since I've seen Shrek and Finding Nemo. Edited: Oops typo
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;44998887]Sounds like he is better off without her[/QUOTE] Not if he has to give her half of his stuff And Wall-E is a much better movie.
[QUOTE=Rossy167;44998992]And what makes this movie great? I'm just asking since I've Shrek and Finding Nemo.[/QUOTE] I've Shrek and Finding Nemo too, but I still love those movies.
[QUOTE=sambooo;44998872]incoming frozen avatars[/QUOTE] you rang?
I'm sure he's fine with it. This dude could get by single waking up in bed every morning without someone there. 'Cause the cold never bothered him anyway.
totally justified now she can marry her copy of the dvd and everything is as it should be
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;44999447]totally justified now she can marry her copy of the dvd and everything is as it should be[/QUOTE] In a hilarious twist, he's taking the copy of frozen with him.
[QUOTE=Mitsudigi;44998928]To be honest the movie was cliched, boring and predictable. I had to skip through half the musical scenes because they just dragged on and on. I can't imagine why someone would watch that over and over again.. And this is coming from a guy who loved Les Miserables.[/QUOTE] That much musical scene? Yep, not gonna see it then.
I've never watched frozen, does that make me special because I feel like everyone else has.
[QUOTE=Whyt546;44999580]I've never watched frozen, does that make me special because I feel like everyone else has.[/QUOTE] You should, it's the best movie mankind has ever created. EDIDT: WOW IM DUMB FOR HAVING AN OPINION THAT IS A FACT. WOW
the only reason i watched frozen is because the sole teaser i saw of it featured the snowman and the reindeer. nothing else or even related to the movie was in the teaser. imagine my disappointment when it was a musical disney princess movie (that wasn't even that good aside from the animation).
[QUOTE=Wingz;44999628]the only reason i watched frozen is because the sole teaser i saw of it featured the snowman and the reindeer. nothing else or even related to the movie was in the teaser. imagine my disappointment when it was a musical disney princess movie (that wasn't even that good aside from the animation).[/QUOTE] It's like every single thing people say about it containing the word "musical" just keeps telling me "go away and never come back" like some kind of haunted house where a shitload of people died due to an ACTUAL DEMON. Goddamn, and it looked like such a nice movie...
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;44999646]It's like every single thing people say about it containing the word "musical" just keeps telling me "go away and never come back" like some kind of haunted house where a shitload of people died due to an ACTUAL DEMON. Goddamn, and it looked like such a nice movie...[/QUOTE] dont not want to watch it because its a musical lion king is and always will be a masterpiece, even though its a musical frozen just doesnt cut it tho
[QUOTE=Wingz;44999661]dont not want to watch it because its a musical lion king is and always will be a masterpiece, even though its a musical frozen just doesnt cut it tho[/QUOTE] Lion King was a musical? My god, how long ago I saw it... I say that because I [b]cannot stand musicals[/b]. I start to cringe and yawn at them whenever they show up in movies or series, along with the thought of "oh, its one of those kinds of movies/episodes... Ruined." I'd rather see Alone (korean horror movie with a few but imo powerful ghastly faces) with my eyes uncovered and have those ooga boogas engraved in my mind for 2 weeks before going to bed than watch another musical in my life. Better yet, I think I could deny a request for sex from a hot girl if it implyed that I had to watch a musical with her. And this guy wants some. It's how much I hate musicals. Unimaginative scourge of entertainment media. Shove a musical act in it so we just have to sing and dance for a bunch of minutes, and fuck the plot and fuck the acting. /rant
Women like it because singing princess. Men like it because animated tit jiggle. The husband was clearly an ass man.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;44999726]Lion King was a musical? My god, how long ago I saw it... I say that because I [b]cannot stand musicals[/b]. I start to cringe and yawn at them whenever they show up in movies or series, along with the thought of "oh, its one of those kinds of movies/episodes... Ruined." I'd rather see Alone (korean horror movie with a few but imo powerful ghastly faces) with my eyes uncovered and have those ooga boogas engraved in my mind for 2 weeks before going to bed than watch another musical in my life. Better yet, I think I could deny a request for sex from a hot girl if it implyed that I had to watch a musical with her. And this guy wants some. It's how much I hate musicals. Unimaginative scourge of entertainment media. Shove a musical act in it so we just have to sing and dance for a bunch of minutes, and fuck the plot and fuck the acting. /rant[/QUOTE] I hate musicals too, and I quite enjoyed it.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;44999788]I hate musicals too, and I quite enjoyed it.[/QUOTE] Well, you're a lucky person, because I believe I'm losing a nice piece of animation, but I just can't stand musicals to see it.
I liked Frozen.
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