hello fashion fuckers
it's time again for a new thread
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now if you're here, i'm assuming you're either a regular, or someone who needs help
i'll try to cater to those of you who need help
we'll start with tips
1. no fedoras unless you're humphrey fucking bogart
2. try to avoid loose jeans
3. never wear trench coats
4. don't wear obnoxious shirts
5. get rid of that goddamn acne
6. taper your jeans based on your build, if you're tiny you'd get away with skinny jeans easier than if you're large, etc
try and improvise from there
grooming tips
1. unless you think you can pull it off, i'd advise you shave that stubble, you hobo
[URL]http://www.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip_300/367_fashion_advice.html[/URL]
2. keep your hair short
that doesn't necessarily mean buzz cut, but try to keep your greasy locks short, you have no idea how much nicer you'll look
[URL]http://www.askmen.com/fashion/trends_600/632_mens-hairstyles-2011.html[/URL]
3. smell nice, shower often
people will really want to be around you more if you don't smell like a fucking ogre
if you're poor try old spice
if you're not then i don't know, because i'm poor so that's what i do
here use this
[URL]http://www.askmen.com/fashion/trends/17_fashion_men.html[/URL]
shops n' shit
[URL]http://www.forever21.com/21men/default.asp[/URL] one of my personal favorites
[URL]http://www.karmaloop.com/[/URL] alt
[URL]http://dustylumber.com/[/URL] by the people, for the people
[URL]http://www.fly53store.com/[/URL] shitloads of nice shirts
[URL]http://shop.pacsun.com/home.jsp[/URL] surf brahs
[URL]http://www.drjays.com/[/URL] black
[URL]http://americanapparel.net/[/URL] porn
[URL="http://www.topman.com/"]http://www.topman.com[/URL] fruit loops
[URL]http://www.hm.com/us/[/URL] cheap, high quality
[URL]http://www.zara.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/worldwide[/URL] if you like putting your hands in your pockets, shop here
that's about it
my personal favorite brands are levi and adidas
if you think i forgot anything, post yo
New thread, I'm going to post my ugly face later on.
[QUOTE=FlippR;30132184]Don't forget [URL]https://www.jackthreads.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]
didn't include it, too exclusive
OH hey new thread!
Fix me up!
hip advice man reporting in
Fuck.
too late~
[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]
if you want, i could incorporate your OP into mine
We'll just see how it plays out.
Whichever one stays, can get the other's OP content.
[editline]29th May 2011[/editline]
Although it's looking to be yours, at the moment.
question, may or may not be dumb.
If you plan on wearing cologne do you use shower gel or just normal soap so that the scents don't conflict with each other? It may not even be an issue (shower gel isn't incredibly strong most of the time) but it just occurred to me.
i don't usually wear cologne, but if you're willing to go that distance just for it, i'd say use bar soap
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;30132128]
[URL]http://dustylumber.com/[/URL] by the people, for the people
[/QUOTE]
Thanks for posting us!
Sorry we haven't updated the storefront for so long, me and my friend are busy finishing up high school but we have good things coming during the summer!
Rusty is sexy please have my babies.
First page. I don't need this thread, I know I've got swag.
[QUOTE=Tomaster;30132923]First page. I don't need this thread, I know I'm a fag.[/QUOTE]
ftfy
[QUOTE=locojaws;30132552]Thanks for posting us!
Sorry we haven't updated the storefront for so long, me and my friend are busy finishing up high school but we have good things coming during the summer![/QUOTE]
i eagerly await your updates, sirrah
why come its me edition
[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]
am i the benchmark of 'what to look like' ???????????
I liked your hair.
Teach me.
other thread had better content
comb it back
metro thread
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30137241]other thread had better content[/QUOTE]
this one was made first so
(nobody reads ops anyway)
[QUOTE=Rusty100;30137248]this one was made first so
(nobody reads ops anyway)[/QUOTE]
I read ops
I wear a beige blazer, with either a Lacoste polo (i really like their polos. good proportions) or some t-shirt, blue regular fit Levi's jeans and a pair of white adidas superstar sneakers.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30137259]I read ops[/QUOTE]
no u dont
[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]
dont u know that moderators have lie-o-meters so we can check if ur post is a lie
[QUOTE=Rusty100;30137127]why come its me edition
[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]
am i the benchmark of 'what to look like' ???????????[/QUOTE]
you know it babe
I skimmed the OP, but I am a bit peeved that I have to reexplain my interesting pant predicament!
Summary: can't find properly fitting pants in stores because I'm not grossly overweight. "Big and Tall" section is apparently just a polite way of saying, "Big 'n Fat" section, so that the tubbies who shop there don't lose self-esteem. I'm skinny and tall, and my pant size doesn't actually seem to exist in any colors or cuts except "beige" and "flappy."
What are some good online retailers for finding inexpensive pants in uncommon sizes with a wide variety of colors and styles?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;30137344]I skimmed the OP, but I am a bit peeved that I have to reexplain my interesting pant predicament!
Summary: can't find properly fitting pants in stores because I'm not grossly overweight. "Big and Tall" section is apparently just a polite way of saying, "Big 'n Fat" section, so that the tubbies who shop there don't lose self-esteem. I'm skinny and tall, and my pant size doesn't actually seem to exist in any colors or cuts except "beige" and "flappy."
What are some good online retailers for finding inexpensive pants in uncommon sizes with a wide variety of colors and styles?[/QUOTE]
offtopic but, now you're a mod apparently, but your name is sort of cut.
just in case you didn't notice :v:
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