Expectant father asked internet site "NameMyDaughter.com" to choose name for baby, first place was C - Polidicks

[QUOTE]Unfortunately for those looking to have their faith in humanity restored, “Amelia Savannah Joy” did not technically win the vote. The real first-place name was “Cthulhu All-Spark.” (“Cthulhu” won the vote for first name, and “All-Spark” won the vote for middle name.)[/QUOTE] All hail [url=https://uk.news.yahoo.com/expectant-parents-asked-the-internet-to-name-their-child--and-the-winning-name-is%E2%80%A6-182121077.html#SMMChdK]C'thulu[/url]

What did they expect, this is the internet after all...

They should feel lucky that it didn't wind up as an accidental Mountain Dew tie-in. You know the one.

Had to read the article to find out she wasn't named Cthulu, only to be disappointed and unsurprised. Shame.

[QUOTE=outlawpickle;44645164]Had to read the article to find out she wasn't named Cthulu, only to be disappointed and unsurprised. Shame.[/QUOTE] Would be a bit cruel to actually name her that..

I wouldn't mind being named Cuthulu.

I hope he exercises better judgement and gives her a real name.

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;44645371]I hope he exercises better judgement and gives her a real name.[/QUOTE] Excuse you, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[QUOTE]Kind of sweet, right? Or, sweeter than you might have expected from the feces-hurling cesspool that is the Internet? [/QUOTE] lol

[QUOTE=Computrix;44645108]What did they expect, this is the internet after all...[/QUOTE] If you read the article they said they expected this and would filter any names not suitable, pretty reasonable to do I'd say

would have been better than giving her [I]two[/I] middle names

[QUOTE=St. Burke;44645665]would have been better than giving her [I]two[/I] middle names[/QUOTE] oy that's fucking rude i have two middle names

[QUOTE=St. Burke;44645665]would have been better than giving her [I]two[/I] middle names[/QUOTE] Fuck that, two first names is the way to go

I must apologize for fellow transformers fans having shit taste in macguffins.

[QUOTE=lavacano;44645769]oy that's fucking rude i have two middle names[/QUOTE] Silly Anglos and their middle names.

I am not surprised at all.

[QUOTE=Jodern;44645900]Fuck that, two first names is the way to go[/QUOTE]A lot of people actually have two first names, most of the time they don't sound bad at all.

[QUOTE=St. Burke;44645665]would have been better than giving her [I]two[/I] middle names[/QUOTE] I have four middle names.

[QUOTE=lavacano;44645769]oy that's fucking rude i have two middle names[/QUOTE] do all people with 2 middle names use IE?

They'll probably end up just always calling her Lulu which is a cool name anyways.

[QUOTE=LVL FACTORY;44648646]Silly Anglos and their middle names.[/QUOTE] I thought everyone had middle names :v:

[QUOTE=Ryz0;44648962]do all people with 2 middle names use IE?[/QUOTE] They do when they're the project lead.

At least she didn't end up with the most epic name ever: [img]http://tintin.eugraph.com/tqimgs/tqimgs2/arttca38.jpg[/img]

If I had a kid I'd totally give him cthulhu as a third middle name.

[QUOTE=Lizzrd;44648874]A lot of people actually have two first names, most of the time they don't sound bad at all.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I know. I have two first names myself

Would be strange if she became some sort of figurehead in the future. Like a senator or a famous artist. I understand that our lord and master wouldn't be mad to have things named after himself because our mortal tongues can't even comprehend or come close to pronouncing the ancient scripture of his name, but how annoying would it be to finally rise up from sleeping all those aeons only to find out everyone confuses your name for some girl from Canada.

To be honest I was expecting "Hitler Hitler"

[QUOTE=St. Burke;44645665]would have been better than giving her [I]two[/I] middle names[/QUOTE] Or she could be named Gordon Alistair McCloud the Second Oh wait that's my name.

[QUOTE=Jodern;44645900]Fuck that, two first names is the way to go[/QUOTE] All 4 of my names are first names

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44656001]Or she could be named Gordon Alistair McCloud the Second Oh wait that's my name.[/QUOTE] How common is it for people to make starfox jokes?