• If you visit Sydney Australia, some tips.
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This isn't too detailed as it's like midnight here and I got to go to bed but anyway here they are. If you come to the city and would like to go places, [b]don't catch the bus[/b]. They are unreliable and slow, especially a bus called the 413. It comes unnecessarily early which I guess could be fine unless it GETS THERE BEFORE YOU!!! It does, or sometimes it gets there like 10 minutes late. I got unlucky once, first bus got there early before me and the next two didn't arrive and then the one after that was a few minutes late. I wanted to get to school early at the time because I had an exam, of course the teachers wouldn't hear my story which I guess is fair enough as they hear that shit all the time. But yeah, other buses do it too. What you will find is a phenomena I call 'The Public Tranny' phenomena which is basically when the buses you want to get on don't arrive and the one regardless of what bus constantly arrives that you actually don't want to get. If you're visiting places be careful of where you go. Stay in the city and in popular country areas, in the city don't go into redfern or glebe. Housing commission bogans live there with a ridiculous entitlement complex despite that they do nothing to show for it. Bogans in these areas have very retarded elitist views often thinking they are smarter than you, stronger than you and better in some other way than you even though these dicks can't even say their alphabets without raging it over how dumb they are and how much smarter than them you are. These fuckers unfortunately live all over the country so there really is no method of avoiding them. However there are some dumbshit bogan places you can avoid, these include Taree, Mt. Druitt, Campbelltown and practically the rest of the south west of Sydney. These are people you don't want to ask for directions as they barely know their own towns and pretty much anything because of all the dope they smoke. The local fuckwits in places like this no matter where you're looking will always try to start you over the accusation of you staring at their Manbeast-like ugly human walruses which are their girlfriends or "Their Missus mate" despite the fact that in reality even you could get a better looking girl than theirs. This thread is more of an overall rant on shit I hate about where I live but I hope you found this insightful/funny/informative or something else etc.
I was expecting some tourist information or something, not a rant on buses and dumb people
Why would I want to go to Australia, nothing but twisted people and kangaroos.
Where the fuck is the number 413 from? My brain keeps telling me it's a movie or something.
Sounds like you missed your bus and got beat up, I just wouldn't go to Sydney at all. There's not really anything of value there.
I swear I read this like a year ago
[QUOTE=Armotekma;16517440]I swear I read this like a year ago[/QUOTE] You sir have traveled through time. It's obvious.
[QUOTE=Strongside;16517408]Why would I want to go to Australia, nothing but twisted people and kangaroos.[/QUOTE] Typical americans
[QUOTE=Armotekma;16517440]I swear I read this like a year ago[/QUOTE] Yeah Sydney hasn't changed, it's still just a fucking ditch you have to pass to get to Melbourne.
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[QUOTE=ReznorT;16517455]Ahahaha get out dumb american Ye olde wollop[/QUOTE]How do you know I'm from America?
Sydney is shithouse. Go to Melbourne instead.
[QUOTE=Strongside;16517475]How do you know I'm from America?[/QUOTE] Most americans have that attitude to us :smile:
[QUOTE=ReznorT;16517493]Most americans have that attitude to us :smile:[/QUOTE]Well it's a boring place, you should probably move.
[QUOTE=Strongside;16517513]Well it's a boring place, you should probably move.[/QUOTE] It's cool not having to worry about getting shot walking up to 7-11.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;16517546]It's cool not having to worry about getting shot walking up to 7-11.[/QUOTE]You make that sound like it's a bad thing, sounds exciting to me.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16517323]Public Tranny[/QUOTE] Ha! [editline]11:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=jusmumbo;16517323]This isn't too detailed as it's like midnight here and I got to go to bed but anyway here they are. If you come to the city and would like to go places, [b]don't catch the bus[/b]. They are unreliable and slow, especially a bus called the 413. It comes unnecessarily early which I guess could be fine unless it GETS THERE BEFORE YOU!!! It does, or sometimes it gets there like 10 minutes late. I got unlucky once, first bus got there early before me and the next two didn't arrive and then the one after that was a few minutes late. I wanted to get to school early at the time because I had an exam, of course the teachers wouldn't hear my story which I guess is fair enough as they hear that shit all the time. But yeah, other buses do it too. What you will find is a phenomena I call 'The Public Tranny' phenomena which is basically when the buses you want to get on don't arrive and the one regardless of what bus constantly arrives that you actually don't want to get. If you're visiting places be careful of where you go. Stay in the city and in popular country areas, in the city don't go into redfern or glebe. Housing commission bogans live there with a ridiculous entitlement complex despite that they do nothing to show for it. Bogans in these areas have very retarded elitist views often thinking they are smarter than you, stronger than you and better in some other way than you even though these dicks can't even say their alphabets without raging it over how dumb they are and how much smarter than them you are. These fuckers unfortunately live all over the country so there really is no method of avoiding them. However there are some dumbshit bogan places you can avoid, these include Taree, Mt. Druitt, Campbelltown and practically the rest of the south west of Sydney. These are people you don't want to ask for directions as they barely know their own towns and pretty much anything because of all the dope they smoke. The local fuckwits in places like this no matter where you're looking will always try to start you over the accusation of you staring at their Manbeast-like ugly human walruses which are their girlfriends or "Their Missus mate" despite the fact that in reality even you could get a better looking girl than theirs. This thread is more of an overall rant on shit I hate about where I live but I hope you found this insightful/funny/informative or something else etc.[/QUOTE] Also, move to a third world country if you don't like it in Sydney. Maybe then you'll realise you have got it pretty good.
If you visit Sydney, immediate make your way to Melbourne, it's better.
Sydneys public transport is shit you'd be lucky if the trains came within 5 minutes of the stated times...
Perth's got good public transport in my opinion. Except it's ridiculously expensive if you don't get a Smartrider. And bogans are in every city. Worse is the AbboBogans.
[QUOTE=Strongside;16517408]Why would I want to go to Australia, nothing but twisted people and kangaroos.[/QUOTE] actually that's what I hear from america minus kangaroos... I've been to Australia and I loved it. I went to Sunshine Coast in Queensland and visited friends in Brisbane. The Australian people were the most friendly people I ever met. (plus I love the accent)
Make sure you hold your belongings close, never forget that they are all criminals over there.
The only thing bad about Australia is that we get stuff later than other countries.
[QUOTE=Khaos23;16517931]The only thing bad about Australia is that we get stuff later than other countries.[/QUOTE] Agreed. Had to wait a whole month to see Public Enemies at the movies. Also Sydney sucks. Come to Brisbane or go to Melbourne = our transport is right on time all time.
A sucky public transportation? You got to be shitting me
[QUOTE=ReznorT;16517455]Typical americans[/QUOTE] Just like you, we dislike stereotypes seeing how most of them are just down right stupid.
Australia has big spiders, one of the reasons I'm not going there.
I want to go to Australia. :sigh:
Well, If you're going to sydney, some things you might not want to do. Don't kill the guy who you thought was responsible for your mother and fathers death. Don't pick up the casket of your father. Don't try to find out what the numbers meant. Don't try to frame your friend and convince him to do a suicide bombing. Don't flee to Sydney and meet a farmer. Don't plan to pretend to get kidnapped at the airport to leave your husband Don't deliver a watch to a friend of your boss. Don't visit your brother while you're addicted to drugs Don't take custody of your son and bring him back home with you Don't leave sydney to give your baby up Don't rescue your step sister from abusive relationships Don't scandal your brother who's trying to rescue you. Don't try to do a mararthan while confined on a wheel chair. And most importantly, do NO go to the airport and board flight 815 to Los Angelous.
[QUOTE=Jeremyc428;16522792]Well, If you're going to sydney, some things you might not want to do. Don't kill the guy who you thought was responsible for your mother and fathers death. Don't pick up the casket of your father. Don't try to find out what the numbers meant. Don't try to frame your friend and convince him to do a suicide bombing. Don't flee to Sydney and meet a farmer. Don't plan to pretend to get kidnapped at the airport to leave your husband Don't deliver a watch to a friend of your boss. Don't visit your brother while you're addicted to drugs Don't take custody of your son and bring him back home with you Don't leave sydney to give your baby up Don't rescue your step sister from abusive relationships Don't scandal your brother who's trying to rescue you. Don't try to do a mararthan while confined on a wheel chair. And most importantly, do NO go to the airport and board flight 815 to Los Angelous.[/QUOTE] I have no idea what you're on about.
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