North Korea confirms it has successfully landed man on the sun in only 4 hours.

[Prospect_2]

[QUOTE]A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: [I]"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening"[/I].
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
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Source:[URL]http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html#QFHtZLq7XMdmWYMF.99[/URL]

Just if anyone's wondering. That's .014 the speed of light. Or 4 million m/s without speeding up or slowing down.

[Singo]

I am very eager to see these sun spot samples, they should be very interesting!

[Dacheet]

Hate to burst the Korean Kerbal bubble, but it's from [url=http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/]Waterford[/url] which is [url=http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/disclaimer/]satire.[/url]
I wanted this to be so true.

[Blazyd]

This is probably a really hot topic for North Koreans right now.

[Explosions]

Yeah, I just checked all the sources I could find and they all link back to a satirical report.

[Camundongo]

Snip, I'm late.

[Jebus]

Aw, I had to look this up to see if it was satirical. I'm disappointed.

[Lt_C]

ah damn it's fake.

[Jebus]

gang-ninja'd

[Prospect_2]

Yep, I'm an idiot. Probably should of tried to find other sources before posting this.

[blacksam]

I really hope the footage is on a crappy vcr camera and with the guy sitting in a laundry basket with a cardboard cutout of the sun. He scoots behind the cardboard cutout sun.
"Why haven't we done this sooner? " says a dubbed Obama.