Japan Gives Birth - Polidicks

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32814946/dnews-files-2013-11-japan-volcano-island-2-jpg.jpg[/img] [quote]Japan today announced the birth of a new baby island in the south of the nation’s territorial waters.[/quote] [url]http://news.discovery.com/earth/oceans/volcanic-eruption-births-new-japanese-island-131121.htm[/url]

Is it a boy or a girl?

Then it turns out it was the back of a kaiju. Japan was never heard from again.

[QUOTE=pentium;42941437]Is it a boy or a girl?[/QUOTE] don't press your gender roles on this poor baby island

who's the father?

Better than any lighthouse.

[QUOTE=No_0ne;42941458]who's the father?[/QUOTE] Hawaii

[QUOTE=No_0ne;42941458]who's the father?[/QUOTE] The results are in! Japan, you are the father! [sp]cue shitloads of screams from the audience, and then the woman starts speaking in the generic 'they said he is the father' language, saying 'fuck' and 'shit' at least 100 times in a sentence.[/sp]

This is the same volcano on Kyushu that erupted in September, right? Does Japan have summer in our winter?

[QUOTE=Xakoro;42941530]This is the same volcano on Kyushu that erupted in September, right? Does Japan have summer in our winter?[/QUOTE] Japan is in the northern hemisphere

Don't be fooled, Japan. Its those pesky catfish again! Though its pretty cool seeing this happen.

Dibs!

Don't get too comfy Japan. Historically this land belongs to China.

[QUOTE=Cmx;42941578]Japan is in the northern hemisphere[/QUOTE] Oh yeah cause it's same longitude as Seattle. Thanks!

Saw this on the news this morning. Apparently these little volcano islands pop up all the time and eventually sink back into the sea, so Japan ends up not giving a shit about them.

wonder how long till' china claims it's theirs

First baby to be born in japan in a while probably!

[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;42941442]Then it turns out it was the back of a kaiju. Japan was never heard from again.[/QUOTE] God, I wish. $30 Billion dollar mecha-suits ftw.

[QUOTE=Laferio;42941710]wonder how long till' china claims it's theirs[/QUOTE] new island [t]http://puu.sh/5pt12.jpg[/t] diaoyu/senkaku islands [t]http://puu.sh/5pt3c.jpg[/t] lol

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;42941511]Hawaii[/QUOTE] Am I hawaii, uguu~

Who knows? Maybe the birth rates will go up and you will have tons of babies named after the island. :v:

[QUOTE=NightmareX91;42941512]cue shitloads of screams from the audience, and then the woman starts speaking in the generic 'they said he is the father' language, saying 'fuck' and 'shit' at least 100 times in a sentence.[/QUOTE] what?

[QUOTE=Disseminate;42941766]new island [t]http://puu.sh/5pt12.jpg[/t] diaoyu/senkaku islands [t]http://puu.sh/5pt3c.jpg[/t] lol[/QUOTE] That island has been part of Korea for generations!

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;42941511]Hawaii[/QUOTE] And then Japan takes Hawai'i on Jeremy Kyle. Calling it.

[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;42941442]Then it turns out it was the back of a kaiju. Japan was never heard from again.[/QUOTE] thread music [video=youtube;o6qAIaqK3_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q[/video]

This is a brilliant plan. The Japanese know North Korea can't hit dirt with their rockets, so they're making Japan bigger so Korea just has more area to miss.

I'm shocked, we're almost done with the front page and no tentacle rape jokes.

*tentacle rape joke*

Nippon strong as fuck.

Japan shall grow larger.