Mai new fanfiction ^_^ Hoep u guys enjoi!
AN: i luv twilite tho i havnt actuly watched film or red buk so sum thins wont match up, k? i have read sum harry potter buks and watched all te filmz apart frum the 5th one and i havnt read all of fifth book ore 7th bk coz thay are BORING lololol. i hav watched twilite trailer tho, but we r 2 por 4 mom 2 let me go to sinma k
hai my naem isEdwud Culen i am 16 y old and i lived in fork in america but my mom says i have to move to englund . i dun want to go so i decided to turn emo. i slit both my rists and it really hurt. i decided to do it in my mom'z room all over the bed. it looked like she had her woman thing!
but mom said we hav 2 move anyway. parenyts don' understand anyfing! i decided 2 wear my new MCR t shirt, and i comed my hair over my eyes and died it pruble. tjhat made me look more emo tanh before, but it wosnt enough. i broke into my moms room (she has a lock on the door so i cant get in but i stole the key) amd i stole her eyelinger and put it on. then i stole her lipstic and puttin on as well. that would be enough.
ehem my mom saw me she was like
"OMG! WTF r u doing?"
and I said "itsz who I am you wloudnt undersnatd." amd she said there would be serios conseeqenses but 1st we had to go to englund. so we got in the car (there are only 2 of us so we only hav small car) and set off to englund. about 1 hour in we had got to moscow (we drov north thru canada and alaska inro russya) from america and I was hungry.
"mom I am hungry"
"well you can't have any"
"why"
"because your emo" my jaw dropped. how can she sai such an thing? that is wurse than racism!10
"but mom itz hu i am"
"well emos are dumb"
"no i am clevur"
"than don't be emo"
"but i am hungry!
"k we'll stop at next food shop"
we pulled the car over at a food shop in moscow. mom thawt I wuz going to by a sandwich. she didnt no ov my secret. I am actully.................................................................................................... A VAMPIRE!
we went into the food shop. I would hav 2 think ov a way 2 get rid ov my mom! how cud i drink their blud with her there? I went over to shop man
"hello"
"bonjour" wtf he was talking in russian how am I ment 2 talk russian i'm american ffs!
"can i has sanwich?"
"oui" oh well he seemed to understand me. he pulled out a load of sandwiches and garbled something more in russian. i looked over to mom. ahah she was looking the other way! i jumped on2 the desk and sunk my teeth itno hs joosy neck, mmm tasty. i quiclke sucked all the blood out, took a sandwich (prawn), hid the body in my vampire cloke (u'll find out later!!!) and saed "mum can we go now?" to my mum.
I'll do part 2 if u want!
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That was an interesting read.
A++ story, would read again
What is this i dont even
Thanx for the compliements gies!
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TROLL
riveting tale chap
This makes me want to kill myself.
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