So I was swimming and stuff, and got out. The next thing I know the back of my ear pains, but only when I turn it to the left hand side. (Right ear) And I decide to touch it. I feel that usual ball of swelling behind my ear, you know like in Tom and Jerry when they hit their heads? Yeah, except ball form. Does anyone know of anything I can put on it to reduce swelling? Anyone had similar swellings after hitting their heads on god knows what? Any homemade cures I.e. 'Sleep on ... Side' 'Eat ... Food'? Please? It fucking hurts like hell and I have to go to school tomorrow.
Uhhh, Ice... or a frozen pack of peas.
Eat....Food
sleep on a container full of hot rocks.
Trust me
Ask a doctor or go to [url]http://www.nih.gov/[/url]
No one here is actually going to help (apart from me I guess)
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;20346802]sleep on a container full of hot rocks.
Trust me[/QUOTE]
Tried that after getting soap in penis...
So much for my happy ending.
[QUOTE=Sickle;20346855]getting soap in penis...[/QUOTE]
*cringe*
Ill try asking a doctor tomorrow. Fucking ow.
[url]http://www.webmd.com/[/url]
that may help
Are you sure you hit anything? Because it might not actually be because you bumped into something if you don't ever recall doing so. Might wanna check with a doctor ASAP.
It's a tumor. You're actually dead. You haven't accepted it yet so you're like, a zombie now go eat brains.
Just put ice on it.
have an adult kiss it
Its not a tumor or anything, just an ouchie. Gonna ice it.
And thus, this story is happy end.
[QUOTE=Sickle;20346780]So I was swimming and stuff, and got out. The next thing I know the back of my ear pains, but only when I turn it to the left hand side. (Right ear) And I decide to touch it. I feel that usual ball of swelling behind my ear, you know like in Tom and Jerry when they hit their heads? Yeah, except ball form. Does anyone know of anything I can put on it to reduce swelling? Anyone had similar swellings after hitting their heads on god knows what? Any homemade cures I.e. 'Sleep on ... Side' 'Eat ... Food'? Please? It fucking hurts like hell and I have to go to school tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
You have cancer
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;20346802]sleep on a container full of hot rocks.
Trust me[/QUOTE]
This.
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Steamin' lava.
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