• Is it just me or are bottled beverages getting harder to open?
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Just now I was trying to open a bottle of Mountain Dew. Months ago, I never had this problem, It just dawned on me a few weeks ago, that, bottles are getting RIDICULOUSLY hard to open. I squeeze, I turn, and still, the motherfucker just won't open. Anyone else having this problem or is it just me and everyone else in Florida? :v:
You're just becoming weaker because of consuming too much of them :colbert:
Your fucking lucky, you barely find glass bottled drinks anymore in our country (soft drinks) They all come in plastic bottles or served in a glass. Fucking sucks cause Coca-Cola etc tastes better from a bottle :/
They're getting stronger. quick get shelter before they take all over the world.
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Maybe you are thinking too much about it.
The weather is changing to fall and eventually winter, therefore it's colder. When it's colder, the plastic cap compresses, creating a tighter seal.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=jackster137;18008322]Your fucking lucky, you barely find glass bottled drinks anymore in our country (soft drinks) They all come in plastic bottles or served in a glass. Fucking sucks cause Coca-Cola etc tastes better from a bottle :/[/QUOTE] In Egypt, the [I]only[/I] way you can drink coca cola is from a bottle
[QUOTE=b4nny;18008341]The weather is changing to fall and eventually winter, therefore it's colder. When it's colder, the plastic cap compresses, creating a tighter seal.[/QUOTE] This is a logical answer.
In Soviet Russia, Mountain Dew opens you. :smug:
i noticed this with bottled water
I noticed this with a wine.
What b4nny said makes sense, and/or it could be because there's a child-proof cap on? This is related: yesterday I went to open a bottle of root beer (plastic bottle :saddowns:) and it exploded everywhere. :ohdear: I cleaned it up though.
They are being fucking weird and adding less perforation into the cap.
I seem to experience the same problem. I was going to open a OJ package, but I had to put it back into the fridge because I couldn't get it open. And it's very embarrassing to try to open a bottled beverage during a exam, and not getting it open, having to put it back. I was thirsty during the whole thing :frown:
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;18008811]I seem to experience the same problem. I was going to open a OJ package, but I had to put it back into the fridge because I couldn't get it open. And it's very embarrassing to try to open a bottled beverage during a exam, and not getting it open, having to put it back. I was thirsty during the whole thing :frown:[/QUOTE] What kind of pussies you are. It can't be that hard to open up a bottle.
Your muscles are slowly atrophying. Hit the gym or give up on soda for life.
2nd option it's alot easier.
Glass bottles are harder, i prolapsed my anus once trying to open one with a cheap bottle opener
Has anyone tried to open a bottle of Asda brand Coke? I swear they got some kind of superman to screw that on. I'm completely serious: I actually used [b]a pair of pliers[/b] to open the damn thing.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;18009631]Has anyone tried to open a bottle of Asda brand Coke? I swear they got some kind of superman to screw that on. I'm completely serious: I actually used [b]a pair of pliers[/b] to open the damn thing.[/QUOTE] I sheared that motherfucker off with a bread knife, the knife came out bad, the bottle...it fucking lived...
Break the bottle over your head, and let the Coke drain out of it.
[QUOTE=b4nny;18008341]The weather is changing to fall and eventually winter, therefore it's colder. When it's colder, the plastic cap compresses, creating a tighter seal.[/QUOTE] But they're still stored in room temperatures you dickwad.
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18008349]In Egypt, the [I]only[/I] way you can drink coca cola is from a bottle[/QUOTE] I thought you were from Saudi Arabia
[QUOTE=:smug:;18009944]I thought you were from Saudi Arabia[/QUOTE] wow
yo dawg, i heard you are from colombia
get one of those rubber bottle openers or whatever that wrap around the top and you can get it off real easy, my grandparents use it. Or you could actually get in shape.
Get in shape now!
In alabama is sucks for me cause most the 2 liters i can't open
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