DickPunch- A literal dick waving contest

[meharryp]

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;52269902]This reminds me of a forum idea I had ages ago

The post counter should be replaced with a 3 part image.

Base: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XsgxKHP.gif[/IMG]
Middle: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG]
End: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TCpSpgR.gif[/IMG]

Every 500 posts or something like that gives you a middle segment.

So 0 posts starts you with [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XsgxKHP.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TCpSpgR.gif[/IMG]

10,000 posts gives you a [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XsgxKHP.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tRkaOA3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TCpSpgR.gif[/IMG]

And so on[/QUOTE]

So 1 hour later, I produced this abomination.
[t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-30.png[/t][t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-45.png[/t][t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-56.png[/t]

[url=https://github.com/meharryp/dickpunch]Download it here[/url]

[Nookyava]

[QUOTE=meharryp;52277901]So 1 hour later, I produced this abomination.
[t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-30.png[/t][t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-45.png[/t][t]http://meharryp.xyz/s/chrome_2017-05-26_19-05-56.png[/t]

[url=https://github.com/meharryp/dickpunch]Download it here[/url][/QUOTE]

You are doing God's work.

[vnc]

checking in

[editline]26 May 2017[/editline]
this is inaccurate I demand a refund

[Curls]

[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q"]I am a god[/URL]

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

noodle more like it

[Nitronik]

Ｄ Ｉ Ｑ Ｑ

[The_J_Hat]

Sorry, I'm just too self conscious

[Yoke]

i can't look at myself the same anymore

[Snickerdoodle]

You're the fucking greatest

Also I just realized I accidentally made all three parts a GIF and there's a flashing pixel on the base

[EcksDee]

Bigger than my real penis

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Yoke;52278052]i can't look at myself the same anymore[/QUOTE]

it doesn't even work for you
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9suwyHa.png[/IMG]

[meharryp]

[QUOTE=QUILTBAG;52278069]it doesn't even work for you
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9suwyHa.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

his dick is so small it cannot be seen

[Paul-Simon]

finally

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

[img]http://puu.sh/w1Vmi.png[/img]

uhhh :v:

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Paul-Simon;52278073]finally

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

[img]http://puu.sh/w1Vmi.png[/img]

uhhh :v:[/QUOTE]

he is compensating in reality so don't worry its actually like 1/2 posts in length

[Scratch]

[QUOTE=Teddybeer;52278116]

                for (var i=0; i < dickSize; i++){
                    cockHTML += `<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAAPCAYAAAAlH6X5AAAAMklEQVQImTXLsRHAIAwEMHn/3SATAJP4U3A06iRSQBFZ43Fm6zUie7acrxVN3nBvSqgfC1Ue/3J6nsQAAAAASUVORK5CYII=" border="0" alt="" title="${match1[1]} Posts">`;
                }

                cockHTML += `<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAAPCAYAAAAlH6X5AAAAMklEQVQImTXLsRHAIAwEMHn/3SATAJP4U3A06iRSQBFZ43Fm6zUie7acrxVN3nBvSqgfC1Ue/3J6nsQAAAAASUVORK5CYII=" style="width:${dickSize}px;height:15px" border="0" alt="" title="${match1[1]} Posts">`;

:thinking:[/QUOTE]

[url]https://github.com/meharryp/dickpunch/pull/1/files[/url]
Hi

[Curls]

I'm not compensating or anything though

I'm totally perfect

IM PERFECT

STOP QUESTIONING ME

[Zelpa]

if us small-cocked posters band together we can form a bigger cock like voltron

[FFStudios]

holy shit i need to see how big my weener is

[Rats808]

:thinking:

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

Yeah, that's about what I expected.

[Timidity]

i don't even think this is longer than a vienna sausage

[ROFLBURGER]

Now calculate girth via joindate

[Nightfury Treann]

[QUOTE=Paul-Simon;52278073]finally

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

[img]http://puu.sh/w1Vmi.png[/img]

uhhh :v:[/QUOTE]

It's chopped off, that's not healthy.

[Ott]

Probably pretty average

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

Better than the guy above me :smug:

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=Nightfury;52279034]It's chopped off, that's not healthy.[/QUOTE]

That's just foreskin.

[Ott]

merge

[DokVis]

I need to post more.

[Rævskjegg]

I want to check my length

[Rusty100]

[QUOTE=J!NX;52277995][URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q"]I am a god[/URL]

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

noodle more like it[/QUOTE]
you wish

[editline]27th May 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Paul-Simon;52278073]finally

[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]

[img]http://puu.sh/w1Vmi.png[/img]

uhhh :v:[/QUOTE]

nice

[Xanadu]

Size isn't everything.

[LordMoldyButt]

[QUOTE=Xanadu;52281266]Size isn't everything.[/QUOTE]

Some people like big dicks. Having a small one is just humiliating

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Xanadu;52281266]Size isn't everything.[/QUOTE]

Of course you'd say that