[quote]
HOLYOKE, Mass.—
A Massachusetts man has been arrested after a kilogram of cocaine hidden inside a hollowed out chunk of bologna was delivered to his home. Holyoke police said they were tipped off by postal inspectors in Puerto Rico who had been investigating similar shipments. A dog confirmed the presence of drugs and the bologna was cut open.
The meat was then repackaged and an undercover postal inspector delivered it to a Holyoke address at about 4:45 p.m. on Thursday where a woman sitting on the front steps signed for it.
Police then executed a search warrant and arrested 30-year-old Juan Rodriguez on a cocaine trafficking charge. He was scheduled to be arraigned Friday. It was not immediately clear if he had a lawyer.
Police said the cocaine had a street value of $100,000. The investigation is ongoing.[/quote]
[url]http://www.wtkr.com/news/offbeat/la-odd-bologna,0,3510183.story[/url]
Let me guess did he try to hide it in his ass..And his cousin ate it and then died
He's going to be facing some meaty charges for that.
Click the link for a picture on how he did it
What a load of bologna.
[QUOTE=RyanH;34216526]Let me guess did he try to hide it in his ass..And his cousin ate it and then died[/QUOTE]
If that's the first thing your mind went to, you should read this
[url]http://ask.metafilter.com/157571/Good-ways-to-come-to-grips-with-ones-sexuality[/url]
and then stay away from your cousins
That was a pretty stupid place to hide it, Because dogs nose are very sensetive, if they didn't have dogs he would have got a free pass.
[QUOTE=Contag;34216535]If that's the first thing your mind went to, you should read this
[URL]http://ask.metafilter.com/157571/Good-ways-to-come-to-grips-with-ones-sexuality[/URL]
and then stay away from your cousins[/QUOTE]
good zing contag but hes talkin about the other article if u remember where the guy had cocaine in hsi ass but it was dripping out and he had his cousim eat it out his ass cause the cops came and he didnt want it to be found then he dead
[QUOTE=Contag;34216535]If that's the first thing your mind went to, you should read this
[url]http://ask.metafilter.com/157571/Good-ways-to-come-to-grips-with-ones-sexuality[/url]
and then stay away from your cousins[/QUOTE]
I was actually Refering to another Article about Cocaine..
[sp]I might take a look at that...:v:[/sp]
As the guy above explained
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;34216558]good zing contag but hes talkin about the other article if u remember where the guy had cocaine in hsi ass but it was dripping out and he had his cousim eat it out his ass cause the cops came and he didnt want it to be found then he dead[/QUOTE]
Was that the one that was outside, or the one that was in the squad car?
[QUOTE=Contag;34216597]Was that the one that was outside, or the one that was in the squad car?[/QUOTE]
If i recall i think it was inside the Squad car. He leaned over and Nom nom...
bologna is spelled so weird.
[QUOTE=Chocolate.;34216633]bologna is spelled so weird.[/QUOTE]
Pronounced bo lo na
Hmm, I thought that stuff had to stay refrigerated but apparently you can send it through the mail.
I'd be hand delivering that shit, $100,000? God damn
I wonder if the dog got to eat the bologna afterwards as his just reward.
They're certainly getting more imaginative.
I FUCKING LOVE BALONEY
This is why I love living just down the road from Holyoke, articles like this are common.
[quote]Police said the cocaine had a street value of $100,000.[/quote]
That actually really sucks
What a fucking waste of bologna, hope this asshole gets the chair.
I wonder if the coke drip down the back of your throat tastes like bologna.
drugs are bad for you
bologna is bad for you
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