Humans no longer the only species with necrophiliacs...

[Wizards Court]

who masturbate to necrophilia that is.

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/dolphin-masturbates-dead-fish-video_n_4268961.html[/url]

[QUOTE]This dolphin's lover is a real cold fish.

Early Wednesday, io9 posted a video of a dolphin purportedly masturbating with a headless fish. The video -- uploaded by YouTube user alexandros malikides in December -- is old, but the waves (get it?) of shock and horror you're sure to feel will be new and fresh.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;TvLZxG6pB6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U[/video]

[MrShark]

So this is like a Fish Light?

[Aircraft]

dontrel

[Curls]

[video=youtube;vfPZu5RbKM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0[/video]

[pentium]

Dammit, I thought we buried this in LMAO Pics.

[Killer900]

Woah, that's pretty crazy if you think about it

[Hollywood SN]

Its always the fucking dolphins.

[TheDecryptor]

It turns out Otters (everyone's favourite sea creature) [URL="http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm"]do this as well[/URL], although it starts with the "partner" alive.

[Zenreon]

Ha! Ha! The argument that it is not natural cannot be used anymore! Corpse-Sex HO!

[Grindigo]

Reminds me of this video where chimp humps a frog.

[video=youtube;qVE60zwXx1k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k[/video]

Froglight

[Noss]

don't seals and penguins fuck the dead too?

[RoastedSagets]

What the fuck is that music

[Pardalis]

I had no clue who it could be, I opened the thread and literally said "Dolphins, of course it's the fucking dolphins" out loud.

Goddamned freaks.

[viper__]

Truly they are our aquatic brothers.

[Gook Nukem]

Well, since the dolphins are doing it, I might as well start.

[Wingz]

So, does this mean necrophilia is natural too?

[fudge blood]

that motherfucking dolphin's smug-ass shit eating grin what a cocky mammalfish

[Whiterabbit]

[QUOTE=Wingz;42856712]So, does this mean necrophilia is natural too?[/QUOTE]

No, but masturbating with a dead fish is :v:

[MeesterJawn]

I fucking knew this was going to be a dolphin thing

Someone post the king of the hill dolphin video now and it's complete

[Disgruntled]

[QUOTE=TheDecryptor;42856307]It turns out Otters (everyone's favourite sea creature) [URL="http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm"]do this as well[/URL], although it starts with the "partner" alive.[/QUOTE]

Sea otters are rapists.
Shit, now there's one I didn't see coming.

[The Maestro]

It's natural. That's why we like vaginas so much - Because they smell like dead fish.

[Plucky]

Before i looked inside the thread, i thought of dolphins, apparantly they rape other types of fish, humans and even does stuff such as kill baby porpoises.

Just a little NSFW warning, just a crude drawing, but i think it might be slightly related. [url]http://i.imgur.com/CwnIiIQ.jpg[/url]

[Dr.C]

The look on that fuckers face gets me. He's completely shameless and has clearly lost his sanity

[:smugspike:]

What's insane about the dolphin AWWW YUEAEEE face?

[Dilbert]

Self masturbates... a little redundant don't you think?

Animals have a lot more in common with us than we think. Look up the behaviors of animals like great apes, elephants, dolphins, and a few others. It's amazing what they're capable of.

[Judas]

[QUOTE=Wingz;42856712]So, does this mean necrophilia is natural too?[/QUOTE]

[i]finally[/i]

[paramud]

[QUOTE=Wingz;42856712]So, does this mean necrophilia is natural too?[/QUOTE]

Pretty much every vile act you can think of is natural, to be honest. Doesn't mean that natural:good::unnatural:bad, though.

[Ninja Duck]

A hole's a hole, bro.

[shian]

The video itself was hilarious enough, but the music completes it :v: