Fordyce Spots, the answer most of you have been waiting for.
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Some of you have been questioning yourselves "Do I have an std possibly, but I am a virgin how can this be possible?". The answer is Fordyce Spots, those bumps that surround your cock. So don't worry In a nut shell Fordyce is a non-contagious skin disorder.
An image of Fordyce:
[media]http://www.penis-website.com/images/fordycez.jpg[/media]
Sadly there is no cure to these spots, but there are several treatments to your disorder. Such as Tretonin Cream, Isotretinoin Cream, Chemical peels, Laser vaporization, Cryosurgery (Freezing), and Electrosurgery.
Although those previous treatments sound fairly painful they are not. So you say to yourself "I'm completely fucked", pretty much yeah. Just kidding there is some still some hope left.
70-80% of men and women have these spots so most likely your partner has them or has heard of them, so if you run into sex one day try to sneak inside or if she/he notices just explain your condition. Although from personal experiences by many, it is really hard to get a blow job. Also thanks to halo guy, he reminded me that these bumps actually add to the pleasure to a woman during intercourse, although how dense the bumps are, vary the amount of added pleasure.
Even so this bonus is negated when wearing a condom.
[b]UPDATE:[/b]
I have figured out a surefire way to get a blowjob or sex. Just tell the girl/guy you are getting a bj from that you get goosebumps on your cock when you get an erection. Problem solved.
Thanks, I guess
Fuck, I have them :ohdear:
Oh well, at least I know what they are now, thanks OP :buddy:
Fuck I didn't even read the title and clicked on the tag.
Here I was thinking I had an STD. Much appreciated, OP. :v:
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ITT: 90% of Facepunch reveals it has fordyce spots
I found this out a while ago. Glad to know they aren't contagious.
I learned about the bastards well over a year ago, I was relieved.
I think i have this too
brb
[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
yup
Aye sir this is a pretty general disorder. I've seen many a dicks in my time, so I would know.
here take a gaybow
huh, now I know, thanks for the information.
It's not like your potential girlfriend (or boyfriend, if that's how you roll) will give a rat's dick when you're both horny as fuck and about to have sex.
Not like she'll/he'll be all like "Hot DAMN bitch! what's up with all those bumps on yo dick!?"
<3
I thought everyone had them not just 80% of people.
[b]Oh and there was me thinking i had genital warts. Thanks OP.[/b]
[editline]10:36PM[/editline]
Not really.
I thought they passed when you get older?
I don't have them :smug:
[editline]04:43PM[/editline]
fuck
[editline]04:44PM[/editline]
i do have them
i don't remember seeing them at all when I was masturbating
[QUOTE=Hamm0;18669299]I thought they passed when you get older?[/QUOTE]
For some they do for others they stay there for eternity :iiam:
After I clicked view image I tried to scroll down and it fucking froze :-(
I actually learned about this while ago after doing some research, it's nice to know there's not something wrong with me but they're still kinda gross.
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18669328]For some they do for others they stay there for eternity :iiam:[/QUOTE]
I hope they pass for me.
Then I can have the perfect penis
[QUOTE=Ryenoru;18669379]I actually learned about this while ago after doing some research, it's nice to know there's not something wrong with me but they're still kinda gross.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I have them too, but later I will be doing a thread on Hirsuties papillaris genitalis
[media][img]http://www.caitlainscorner.com/images/stories/stds/ppp1.jpg[/img][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg/800px-Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg[/img][/media]
But if you have those motherfuckers you have no chances of getting anything, makes me thankful that I got Fordyce instead of that shit.
Lol I have this
[QUOTE=Hamm0;18669458]I hope they pass for me.
Then I can have the perfect penis[/QUOTE]
your penis will never perfect since it's on you
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18669471]Yeah I have them too, but later I will be doing a thread on Hirsuties papillaris genitalis
[media][img]http://www.caitlainscorner.com/images/stories/stds/ppp1.jpg[/img][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg/800px-Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg[/img][/media]
But if you have those motherfuckers you have no chances of getting anything, makes me thankful that I got Fordyce instead of that shit.[/QUOTE]
Why did I click?
That looks like something [I]I'd[/I] draw!
I have these on my dick and balls.
got them, thanks for clearing this up
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18669471]Yeah I have them too, but later I will be doing a thread on Hirsuties papillaris genitalis
[media][img]http://www.caitlainscorner.com/images/stories/stds/ppp1.jpg[/img][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg/800px-Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg[/img][/media]
But if you have those motherfuckers you have no chances of getting anything, makes me thankful that I got Fordyce instead of that shit.[/QUOTE]
I'd honestly imagine something like that would please a woman more than a smoother penis. Imagine the [i]bumpiness![/i]
I mean that shit is on their dildos for Christ's sake
I got them... D:
Hopefully, it doesn't matter and wont affect my future life.
[editline]06:08PM[/editline]
I still got a blow-job once even with this shit
[QUOTE=redBadger;18669789]I got them... D:
Hopefully, it doesn't matter and wont affect my future life.
[editline]06:08PM[/editline]
I still got a blow-job once even with this shit[/QUOTE]
Hey so did I! :v:
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18669471]Yeah I have them too, but later I will be doing a thread on Hirsuties papillaris genitalis
[media][img]http://www.caitlainscorner.com/images/stories/stds/ppp1.jpg[/img][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg/800px-Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis_enlarged.jpg[/img][/media]
But if you have those motherfuckers you have no chances of getting anything, makes me thankful that I got Fordyce instead of that shit.[/QUOTE]
That looks absolutely fucking horrible. If I had that, I would kill myself.
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