I found a website which getthoizes webpages. I present to you "Little Red Ridin' Hood".
96 replies, posted
[Original one for reference: [url]http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0333.html#perrault[/url]]
Back up in tha dizzle there lived up in a cold-ass lil certain hood a lil ghetto girl, the prettiest creature whoz ass was eva seen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Her mutha was excessively fond of her; n' her grandmutha doted on her still mo'. Put yo muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel this!This phat biatch had a lil red ridin hood done cooked up fo' her muthafuckin ass. It suited tha ho so mad well that all y'all called her Little Red Ridin Hood.
One dizzle her mutha, havin done cooked up some cakes, holla'd ta her, "Go, mah dear, and peep how tha fuck yo' grandmutha is bustin, fo' I hear her ass has been straight-up ill. Take her a cold-ass lil cake, n' dis lil pot of butter."
Little Red Ridin Hood set up immediately ta go ta her grandmutha, who lived up in another hood.
As her ass was goin all up in tha wood, her ass kicked it wit wit a wolf, whoz ass had a hella pimped out mind ta smoke her up yo, but he dared not, cuz of some woodcutters makin moves nearby up in tha forest yo. Dude axed her where her ass was going. Da poor child, whoz ass did not know dat it was dangerous ta stay n' rap ta a wolf, holla'd ta him, "I be goin ta peep mah grandmutha n' carry her a cold-ass lil cake n' a lil pot of butter from mah mutha."
"Does her ass live far off?" holla'd tha wolf
"Oh I say," answered Little Red Ridin Hood; "it is beyond dat mill you peep there, all up in tha straight-up original gangsta doggy den up in tha hood."
"Well," holla'd tha wolf, "and I be bout ta go n' peep her too. I be bout ta go dis way and go you that, n' our crazy-ass asses shall peep whoz ass is ghon be there first."
Da wolf ran as fast as he could, takin tha shortest path, n' the lil ho took a roundabout way, entertainin her muthafuckin ass by gatherin nuts, hustlin afta butterflies, n' gatherin bouquetz of lil flowers. It was not long before tha wolf arrived all up in tha oldschool biatchz crib yo. Dude knocked at tha door: tap, tap.
"Whoz there?"
"Yo Crazy-Ass grandchild, Little Red Ridin Hood," replied tha wolf, counterfeitin her voice; "who has brought you a cold-ass lil cake n' a lil pot of butter busted you by mutha."
Da phat grandmutha, whoz ass was up in bed, cuz her ass was somewhat ill, cried out, "Pull tha bobbin, n' tha latch will go up."
Da wolf pulled tha bobbin, n' tha door opened, n' then he immediately fell upon tha phat biatch n' ate her up up in a moment, fo' it been mo' than three days since he had eaten. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude then shut tha door and got tha fuck into tha grandmuthaz bed, expectin Little Red Ridin Hood, whoz ass came some time afterwardz n' knocked all up in tha door: tap, tap.
"Whoz there?"
Little Red Ridin Hood, hearin tha big-ass voice of tha wolf, was at first afraid; but believin her grandmutha had a cold-ass lil cold n' was hoarse, answered, "It be yo' grandchild Little Red Ridin Hood, whoz ass has brought you a cold-ass lil cake and a lil pot of butter mutha sendz yo thugged-out ass."
Da wolf cried up ta her, softenin his voice as much as he could, "Pull tha bobbin, n' tha latch will go up."
Little Red Ridin Hood pulled tha bobbin, n' tha door opened.
Da wolf, seein her come in, holla'd ta her, hidin his dirty ass under the bedclothes, "Put tha cake n' tha lil pot of butter upon tha stool, and come git tha fuck into bed wit mah dirty ass."
Little Red Ridin Hood took off her threadz n' gots tha fuck into bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch was pimped outly amazed ta peep how tha fuck her grandmutha looked up in her nightclothes, and holla'd ta her, "Grandmutha, what tha fuck big-ass arms you have!"
"All tha mo' betta ta hug you with, mah dear."
"Grandmutha, what tha fuck big-ass legs you have!"
"All tha mo' betta ta run with, mah child."
"Grandmutha, what tha fuck big-ass ears you have!"
"All tha mo' betta ta hear with, mah child."
"Grandmutha, what tha fuck big-ass eyes you have!"
"All tha mo' betta ta peep with, mah child."
"Grandmutha, what tha fuck big-ass teeth you have got!"
"All tha mo' betta ta smoke you up with."
And, sayin these lyrics, dis wicked wolf fell upon Little Red Riding Hood, n' ate her all up.
Moral: Children, especially bangin, well bred lil' ladies, should never rap ta strangers, fo' if they should do so, they may well provide dinner fo' a wolf. I say "wolf," but there is various kinds of wolves. There is also em whoz ass is charming, on tha fuckin' down-low, polite, unassuming, complacent, n' sweet, whoz ass pursue lil' dem hoes up in da crib n' in the streets fo' realz. And unfortunately, it is these gentle wolves whoz ass is da most thugged-out dangerous onez of all.
It's called [url]www.gizoogle.net[/url]. It's amazing.
From the "quantum mechanics" Wikipedia page:
[quote]uantum mechanics (QM ��" also known as quantum physics, and quantum theory) be a funky-ass branch of physics dealin wit physical phenomena at microscopic scales, where tha action is on tha order of tha Planck constant. Quantum mechanics departs from classical mechanics primarily all up in tha quantum realm of atomic n' subatomic length scales. Quantum mechanics provides a mathematical description of much of tha dual particle-like n' wave-like behavior n' interactionz of juice n' matter.
In advizzled topicz of quantum mechanics, a shitload of these behaviors is macroscopic n' only emerge at off tha hook (i.e., straight-up low and straight-up high) energies and temperatures. Da name quantum mechanics derives from tha observation dat some physical quantitizzles can chizzle only up in discrete amounts (Latin quanta), n' not up in a cold-ass lil continuous (cf. analog) way. For example, tha angular momentum of a electron bound ta a atom and molecule is quantized.[1] In tha context of quantum mechanics, tha wave��"particle duality of juice n' matter n' tha uncertainty principle provide a unified view of tha behavior of photons, electrons, n' other atomic-scale objects.[/quote]
Shihhh dawg dat is sum deep stuff yo
Oh Im going to have SO much fun with this.
This makes the Rational Wiki amazing.
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page[/url]
"A logical fallacy is, fundamentally, a error up in logic. This means dat a argument dat uses one certainly don't hold if yo ass is rockin logic n' reason as yo' source of decision bustin - although it don't quit gangstas from rockin em and bein swayed by them. Muthafuckas whoz ass wanna sound smart-ass tend ta bust tha Latin (or some cases, Dog-Latin) names ta refer ta them. Others, whoz ass couldn't give a fuckin shizzle bout bein too diplomatic when brangin em up, will just cry bullshit n' carry on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There is two formz of a logical fallacy, formal n' informal."
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/39O4v.jpg[/thumb]
Has anyone visited ''ghetto'' facepunch? :v:
[editline]15th January 2013[/editline]
ninjad
[quote]Has every last muthafuckin muthafucka hit up ''ghetto'' facepunch, biatch?
Edited:
ninjad [/quote]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aFik8.png[/IMG]
This is AMAZING
My favorite part is the name of the author of "5 So-Called Signz of Genius That Any Idiot Can Peep"
Quote sites are fun...
“Pain don’t make anythang, nor do poverty. Da artist is there first. What becomez of his ass dependz upon his fuckin luck. If his fuckin luck is phat (ghettoly-bustin lyrics) he becomes a funky-ass bad artist. If his fuckin luck is bad, he becomes a phat one.”
~ Charlez Bukowski
News sites are the best
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.bbc.com/news/&sa=U&ei=5GX1UJabBYmx0QWflYGwCQ&ved=0CCUQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNEBZvE25oJ8wwZ5fvhmBf3NL6DuCw[/url]
I looked up an interview with the wankiest person I could think of and it's hilarious.
[quote]PLAYBOY: What tha fuck iz tha A pin you’re bustin?
RICKY DAWKINS: It standz fo' “atheist.”
PLAYBOY: Like a scarlet letter?
DAWKINS: It’s not meant ta reflect dat shit. It’s part of mah foundation’s Out Campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It means stand up n' reach out, as well as come up fo' tha beliefs you hold, n' give tha reasons. It’s a funky-ass bit analogous ta gay gangstas comin out.
PLAYBOY: Although atheists can marry one another.
DAWKINS: True.
PLAYBOY: Is there a funky-ass mo' betta word fo' a nonbeliever than atheist, biatch? Darwin preferred agnostic. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some have suggested humanist, naturalist, nontheist.
DAWKINS: Darwin chose agnostic fo' tactical reasons yo. Dude holla'd tha common playa was not locked n loaded fo' atheism. There’s a ghettofab rap tha funny-ass muthafucka Julia Sweeney drops some lyrics ta bout her own journey from devout Catholicizzle ta atheizzle fo' realz. After she’d finally decided her ass was a atheist, somethang rocked up bout it up in tha newspaper yo. Her mutha phoned her up in hysterics n' holla'd somethang like “I don’t mind you not believin up in Dogg yo, but a atheist?” [laughs] Da word bright was suggested by a California couple. I be thinkin it’s rather a phat word, though most of mah atheist playaz be thinkin it suggests religious gangstas is dims. I say, “What’s wrong wit that?” [laughs]
PLAYBOY: You’ve busted lyrics bout yo ass as a “tooth fairy” agnostic. What tha fuck iz that?
DAWKINS: Rather than say he’s a atheist, a gangbangin' playa of mine says, “I’m a tooth fairy agnostic,” meanin he can’t disprove Dogg but be thinkin Dogg be bout as likely as tha tooth fairy.[/quote]
[b]Dope Quotations by Hyped Muthafuckas:[/b]
"I have not failed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I've just found 10,000 ways dat won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison
"There is gangstas up in tha ghetto so hungry, dat Dogg cannot step tha fuck up ta em except up in tha form of bread."
- Mahatma Gandhi
"My fuckin lyrics ta you is git hooked up: if you find a phat ho you'll be aiiight; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/quotes.html&sa=U&ei=sYP1UJi_CuSq0QXMjYDQBA&ved=0CC0QFjAC&usg=AFQjCNES-_u3qC1mU3MinCNwidwqniKeOw[/url]
Oh god you can translate this thread again and it makes it even harder to read. :v:
[QUOTE=kitthehacker;39227835]I looked up an interview with the wankiest person I could think of and it's hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I looked up a rap battle wit tha wankiest thug I could be thinkin of n' itz hilarious.
This is great, did it on one of my box standard terms of service:
[quote]
Traffic Usage
All account plans come wit a predetermined amount of traffic allowizzle. Our thugged-out asses monitor all accounts n' skillz n' VPS skillz will maintain tha bandwidth cap on yo' service.
IRC
Our thugged-out asses currently do not allow IRC and IRC bots ta be operated on our servers/network.
Server Abuse
Any attempt ta undermine and cause harm ta a server and hustla of Site is strictly prohibited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As our hustla yo ass is responsible fo' all yo' accounts. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Should you violate tha Termz of Skillz outlined within, yo' account is ghon be cizzlelled without chizzle of refund. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Refusal of Service
Our thugged-out asses reserve tha muthafuckin right ta refuse, cizzlel and suspend service, at our sole discretion.
All sub-networks, distributizzle hostin cribs n' dedicated serverz of Site must adhere ta tha above policies, wit tha exception of system resources up in respect ta dedicated servers.
[/quote]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zMeFP.png[/IMG]
OK so i translated front page of reddit, this is what one of the titles read:
"Sandy Hook mutha: "His jaw was blown away. I just want gangstas ta know tha uglinizz of it so our crazy-ass asses don’t rap bout it abstractly, like these lil angels just went ta heaven. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. No. They was butchered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They was brutalized. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "
Oh god I died
[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/138/capturefhw.jpg/][IMG]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2551/capturefhw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Wow. Hot new internet discoveries. What other secrets does it hide.
A truly incredible scene from Taxi Driver:
[quote]Yeah yo. Huh, biatch? Huh, biatch? Huh, biatch? (I be) fasta than you, you fuckin' lil hustla of a...I saw you comin', you fuck, shit-heel. I be standin' here. Yo ass make tha move. Yo ass make tha move. It aint nuthin but yo' move. [Dude draws his stupid-ass glock from his concealed forearm holster] Don't try it, you fucker. Yo ass talkin' ta me? Yo ass talkin' ta me, biatch? Yo ass talkin' ta me, biatch? [Dude turns around ta look behind him] Well, whoz ass tha hell else is you talkin' to, biatch? Yo ass talkin' ta me, biatch? Well, I be tha only one here. Who tha fuck do you be thinkin yo ass is talkin' to, biatch? Oh yeah, biatch? Huh, biatch? OK. [Dude whips up his stupid-ass glock again] Huh?[/quote]
geez i remember this from like 2003 or something. old gold.
Wow, Gizoogle is still around? It's been like 8 or 10 years since I last saw it
Haha, this is hilarious
The beginning of Nyarlathotep:
[quote]Nyarlathotep . . . tha crawlin chaos . . . I be tha last . . . I will tell tha audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it fuckin started yo, but it was months ago. Da general tension was horrible. To a season of polistical n' hood upheaval was added a strange n' brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a thugged-out danger widespread n' all-embracing, such a thugged-out danger as may be imagined only up in da most thugged-out terrible phantazzlez of tha night.[/quote]
"It aint nuthin but time fo' mah crazy ass ta live up ta mah gang name n' grill FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!"
— Jizzy Freeman
sex wit dolphins
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facepunch.com%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D1215125&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit[/url]
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://shakespeare.mit.edu/romeo_juliet/full.html[/url]
oh my god
"Our thugged-out asses shall not flag and fail. Our thugged-out asses shall go on ta tha end. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses shall fight up in Frizzle, our crazy-ass asses shall fight on tha seas n' oceans, our crazy-ass asses shall fight wit growin confidence n' growin strength up in tha air. Our thugged-out asses shall defend our island, whatever tha cost may be. Our thugged-out asses shall fight on tha beaches, our crazy-ass asses shall fight on tha landing-grounds, our crazy-ass asses shall fight up in tha fieldz n' up in tha streets, our crazy-ass asses shall fight up in tha hills. Our thugged-out asses shall never surrender!"
- Winston Churchill
I remember playing around with this site in 8th grade. That and blackle.
Usually in computer labs kids would try to outdo each other with weird but still appropriate websites.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
