Sucking lips in Dubai potentionaly leads to sucking dicks in jail - Polidicks

[quote] (March 15) -- In Dubai, public displays of affection are not only frowned upon. They might even land you in jail. That's what happened to a British woman and her boyfriend who kissed each other at a public restaurant, only to be promptly reported to the police and then arrested. Meeting at Bob's Easy Diner, a seaside restaurant in Dubai, 25-year-old Charlotte Adams greeted 24-year-old Ayman Najafi with what the couple describes as a harmless exchange of cheek kisses. "We kissed each other on the cheek as a greeting, nothing more," Najafi said at a court hearing on Sunday. Sitting at a nearby table, however, were an Emirati woman's two daughters, who told their mother that the couple had kissed on the lips. The mother called the police, and Adams and Najafi were arrested on charges of public indecency and drinking alcohol. "My daughter told me that the accused were kissing on the mouth. Then I spotted them doing so myself. I also saw them touching each other, and they were seated two to three meters away from our table. A number of customers witnessed the scene as well," the Emirati woman who filed the complaint testified in a court appearance Sunday. Their passports confiscated, the couple now face the prospect of one month in jail and subsequent deportation from Dubai. According to ABC News, employees at the restaurant said they saw no signs of inappropriate behavior from the couple. "They said they were just sitting, laughing like everyone else," the restaurant's manager told ABC News. "The managers wouldn't let it happen -- we know the culture of the country, and we wouldn't allow this at all." While alcohol is sold at hotels and bars in Dubai, technically it is against the law to drink without a liquor permit from the Ministry of the Interior. At their discretion, police can impose fines or imprisonment, especially in cases involving public drunkenness. On its Web site, the U.S. Department of State warns travelers from the U.S. about the strict nature of Dubai's legal code. Americans have been arrested in the past for obscene hand gestures, using inappropriate (foul) language with a police official, and for making public displays of affection, such as kissing. Adams, a real estate agent who came to Dubai for a vacation, and Najafi, a marketing consultant based in Dubai, are free on bail pending an April 4 court date, ABC reported.[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/british-tourist-jailed-for-kissing-in-dubai/19399956[/url] Oh well, that place is going to be the biggest and most glamourus ghost town in the world soon enough.

Whoever does that is a [i]dick[/i] xD

Sounds like North Korea. tons of buildings to show power, just to end up not being powered.

A giant orgy should be staged there just to mess with the authorities.

Wasn't this posted already?

I'm pretty sure prison rape is an American phenomenon.

Wtf... :smithicide:

[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;20772708]Wasn't this posted already?[/QUOTE] Searched, found nothing. [QUOTE=Zeke129;20772737]I'm pretty sure prison rape is an American phenomenon.[/QUOTE] Either that's a clever GTA IV reference or just the truth, most likely so but the "sucking dicks" part of the thread title was just thrown in there because I couldn't think of anything else. inb4 Sucking lips in Dubai leads to jail fuck you I'm not some unoriginal fuck that makes mundane titles :colbert:

The pun in the title is somewhat stretched. Stretched like your asshole in a Dubai prison hey-oooooo Fucking Dubai. Bunch of tightwad fucknuggets. They can take their slave labor and shove it up their ugly asses.

Wow

[QUOTE=PermabannedGuy;20772665]Whoever does that is a [I]dick[/I] xD[/QUOTE] Well this pun sucked.

[QUOTE=Valdor;20773102]Well this pun sucked.[/QUOTE] Not as much as the people in jail XD SO RANDUM!

I guess they [I]pun relating to the story![/I] XD [editline]08:28AM[/editline] These puns get shitter everyday. They need to be bannable again.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20772673]Sounds like North Korea. tons of buildings to show power, just to end up not being powered.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this

Once you realize how shitty Dubai is they try to arrest you and keep you there as long as possible.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20772737]I'm pretty sure prison rape is an American phenomenon.[/QUOTE] Rape someone and you'll find out in jail. :buddy:

Best thread title '10

Oh shit, they are showing much they love another, arrest them. Love is now banned in Australia.

Ahhh, good ol' Dubai.

And I though China and N. Korea were bad... Some parts of Asia have become pretty dangerous and crappy places in the last decade.

[QUOTE=benos;20777243]Oh shit, they are showing much they love another, arrest them. Love is now banned in Australia.[/QUOTE] I know you're trying to be funny but I also want to point out that Dubai isn't in Australia, just in case you're unsure. That seems like a very strange law, I hope the couple aren't punished.

This is just plain silly.

[QUOTE=angrykid8;20777656]This is just plain silly.[/QUOTE] No, not really. Dubai tries to uphold strict standards of decency. It's the main reason it go rich because kids went to school instead of being twats and learnt how to make money. Disadvantage was they finished education, let their creativity go wild and designed things that were completely stupid and/or failures. End result, debt.

Dubai is not [I]that much[/I] into debt. First, Dubai is a city not a country, if Dubai somehow is in debt, then the UAE will always be there to support them. 2nd, UAE is #43 in the highest debt. You must realize Dubai's debt is extremely small relativity compared to the other nations. [IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5028/dubai.png[/IMG] So really, compared to the aforementioned nations, Dubai is not that much into debt.

What the fuck, UK is 9 million million dollars in debt? Holy shit. Time to abandon ship for me.

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;20778099]What the fuck, UK is 9 million million dollars in debt? Holy shit. Time to abandon ship for me.[/QUOTE] 9 trillion.

[QUOTE=Sparkwire;20778139]9 trillion.[/QUOTE] Oh dear. :aaa:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20772737]I'm pretty sure prison rape is an American phenomenon.[/QUOTE] It's far worse in Russia and other countries that have no finance for their prisons. Beheadings are frequent also in other prisons outside of America. [editline]09:19AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sparkwire;20778139]9 trillion.[/QUOTE] 12.5 Billion deficit is the actual figure.

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;20777747]No, not really. Dubai tries to uphold strict standards of decency. It's the main reason it go rich because kids went to school instead of being twats and learnt how to make money. [/QUOTE] Because kissing and cuddling is evidence of complete moral decay.

Guess they [i]were caught kissing in public[/i]