• Old people are racist.
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I was talking with my father and one of his old friends (Rubin) recently. They were recollecting funny college stories, and catching up with each other. Eventually, Rubin asked about one of his old friends, (something) Dubois. Dad started laughing his ass off and told him about how Dubois' great grandmother ruined his (Dubois') wedding. When the old lady showed up to the wedding, [U][B]she had no clue that the groom was black[/B][/U]. I guess she thought the black people across from her were caterers or something. She realized what was going on when she saw one of the "caterers" standing next to her great granddaughter. The old lady immediately started screaming "C'est noir! C'est noir!" and wouldn't stop. She had to be taken out of the church.
no shit
Non, je suis blanc.
that's nice, what the hell is "C'est noir!"
maybe she was talking about the suit
Wait, dubois married a man?
Right.. Maybe not all old people because that old lady seems like a hag
maybe just french people
[QUOTE=Jag;21679110]that's nice, what the hell is "C'est noir!"[/QUOTE] It's french for "It's Black!"
I remember when a selfish small dicked Arab broke up with my cousine my grandma said `` Never trust dem blacks! ``
[img]http://www.newton.k12.ma.us/bigelow/classroom/moore/harlem/images/dubois285.jpg[/img] Dubois? My grandparents generally aren't racist at all, except when my grandpa does an impression of Chinese, that's kind of embarrassing. He's still awesome though.
[QUOTE=Jag;21679110]that's nice, what the hell is "C'est noir!"[/QUOTE] That is black! That is what it means in French.
Just like from a classic film noir.
Man old people are so damn cool man. Some day I hope to be old and get away with racism dude.
Some of them don't even know it, it's just the way they grew up.
alot of old people i know are racist, funny sometimes, but awkward most of the time!
Old racist people are awesome.
They grew up in a different time with different ideals. It's all about surroundings. :v:
Old people can be racist because they're old.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;21679203][img]http://www.newton.k12.ma.us/bigelow/classroom/moore/harlem/images/dubois285.jpg[/img] Dubois? [/QUOTE] That's actually the first thing I thought of..
Old people aren't racists, they are old.
That's cause old people have life experience, and have seen how terrible people can be. It seems that when you get to that age, its alot easier to keep on hating than simply forgive.
I once knew an older guy that trained his dog to bark whenever he said "Indian".
UH, HELLO? Most of the old people today grew up with segregation. My grandmother said that she wouldn't be surprised if Obama would be assassinated soon.
I can't wait till I get old. I can get away with racism and driving my car into a crowded supermarket
Not all old people are racist.
God is a black woman.
My Granddad is more racist than Nick Griffin. He also kills Magpies in his spare time and refuses to be served by non-whites in shops.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;21680857]God is a black woman.[/QUOTE] Because only a black woman would have THAT much to say to her kids.
[QUOTE=StormHammer;21679513]That's cause old people have life experience, and have seen how terrible people can be. It seems that when you get to that age, its alot easier to keep on hating than simply forgive.[/QUOTE] Uh no they aren't racist because they have "life experience" they're racist because they grew up when everyone was racist except Mark Twain
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