• Man butt-dials 911 and accidentally gets his murder plot recorded
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[url]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2013/05/florida_man_butt-dials_911_his.php[/url] [quote]At 6:41 a.m. on May 5, "a man who orchestrated a murder on Interstate 95 'pocket dialed' 911 just before [a] fatal shooting. On a recorded line, Scott Simon can be heard telling someone else that he's going to follow the victim home and kill him. Minutes later, 33-year-old Nicholas Walker was shot and killed while driving his car onto the highway."[/quote]
Sucks that the guy still died
How is that even possible?
[QUOTE=DaMoggen;40745804]How is that even possible?[/QUOTE] A million asses banging on a million keyboards will eventually dial 911. I think that's how the phrase goes.
What are the odds on this, goddamn
I'm so paranoid about 911 butt dials that I keep my dialer app in a folder along with contacts and messaging to add an extra click to get at it
I butt dialed 911 once, they send a cop no matter how many times you say "I'm sorry I butt-dialed you".
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40745926]I'm so paranoid about 911 butt dials that I keep my dialer app in a folder along with contacts and messaging to add an extra click to get at it[/QUOTE] i accidentally butt dialed 911 and butt-hung up. They called me back, I answered, and asked me if everything was okay. well, at the same time some people were screaming in the hall about something, and the 911 operator asked what that was about. i think they asked what the address i was at was. iirc i ended the conversation saying that it was just some people yelling about a game or something. i don't remember seeing any police car drive by but i wouldn't be surprised tbh
[QUOTE=BrownTown;40745982]I butt dialed 911 once, they send a cop no matter how many times you say "I'm sorry I butt-dialed you".[/QUOTE] Well, they gotta make sure. Anybody can say "i butt-dialed you ignore this"
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40745926]I'm so paranoid about 911 butt dials that I keep my dialer app in a folder along with contacts and messaging to add an extra click to get at it[/QUOTE] It's just a matter of time before your butt evolves the ability of double-click.
They have to show up. What if you are being held at gun point and you would obviously say everything is alright.
What if our butts have become sentient to try and take down the rest of our bodies?
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[QUOTE=The DooD;40746125]What if our butts have become sentient to try and take down the rest of our bodies?[/QUOTE] I read a book like that once as a kid.
[QUOTE=The DooD;40746125]What if our butts have become sentient to try and take down the rest of our bodies?[/QUOTE] dont scare me like this
how to prevent butt dials: step 1: don't put your phone in your back pocket. why would you even do that when you're about to sit down?
[QUOTE=Mr, Jukebox;40747045]how to prevent butt dials: step 1: don't put your phone in your back pocket. why would you even do that when you're about to sit down?[/QUOTE] My phone has a feature that even though it's locked, it'll dial certain numbers if clicked ie 911
[QUOTE=Derposaurus;40747215]My phone has a feature that even though it's locked, it'll dial certain numbers if clicked ie 911[/QUOTE] He didn't mention locks. He said [I]don't sit on your damn phone[/I].
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;40746157]I read a book like that once as a kid.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, and they made a game!
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;40746048]It's just a matter of time before your butt evolves the ability of double-click.[/QUOTE] Well when the folder opens the messaging app will be the one in the same place I should be fine until my butt gets really smart
[QUOTE=Mr, Jukebox;40747045]how to prevent butt dials: step 1: don't put your phone in your back pocket. why would you even do that when you're about to sit down?[/QUOTE] I've butt-dialed before and I keep my phone in my front pocket.
[IMG]http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/assets_c/2013/05/simon_scott-thumb-250x312.jpg[/IMG] Who puts their phone in their back pocket? This man does look innocent though.
then it's not butt-dialing....
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;40747343]I've butt-dialed before and I keep my phone in my front pocket.[/QUOTE] Wow that's a large butt.
Okay, "pocket-dialing", my bad
[QUOTE=The DooD;40746125]What if our butts have become sentient to try and take down the rest of our bodies?[/QUOTE] I need to find a doctor ASAP.
[QUOTE=Mr, Jukebox;40747362]then it's not butt-dialing....[/QUOTE] Dick dialing?
Reminds me of a story I heard where a dude got arrested because he was at a football game, he had his cell phone in his back pocket, and he butt dialed 911 over 80-some times because he was bouncing up and down on the stands.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;40746157]I read a book like that once as a kid.[/QUOTE] I tried searching for a book that I only remember seeing the cover of in a library at school. Instead I discovered the bizaro genre, which is bizarre.
[QUOTE=helpiminabox;40746157]I read a book like that once as a kid.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_My_Bum_Went_Psycho[/url]
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