Man accused of wasabi sauce assault - Polidicks

[TABLE] [TR] [TD][release]MASSACHUSETTS - [B]Man accused of wasabi sauce assault [/B] A Barnstable man has been charged with assault for allegedly [I][U]hitting his girlfriend in the face with a pair of designer jeans he had doused in wasabi sauce.[/U][/I] John McGuinness was arraigned in Barnstable District Court last week on charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon for allegedly attacking his girlfriend because she had received a text message from another man as they drove home from a bar. Police tell the Cape Cod Times ([URL]http://bit.ly/KpQG4b[/URL] ) the 22-year-old McGuinness doused the woman's[B] [I]$200 jeans [/I][/B]in the pungent Japanese sauce and threw them outside. When she went to his home to recover the jeans, he allegedly [B]struck her in the face with them, getting sauce in her eyes, then poured more sauce in her car.[/B][/release] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zJ3pB.png[/IMG][/TD] [TD][release][img_thumb]http://wfxt.images.worldnow.com/images/18776012_BG1.jpg[/img_thumb] Wasabi McGuinness[/release][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

Augh! I don't know how badly that would hurt to get in your eyes, but it's like an Inferno in my sinuses.

[quote]hitting his girlfriend in the face with a pair of designer jeans he had doused in wasabi sauce.[/quote] That's so unnecessarily complex

Wasabi is some bad shit

I don't know which is more ridiculous, that a guy coated a pair of jeans in wasabi and beat his girlfriend with them, or that said jeans cost $200. And why exactly did he even have enough wasabi to coat a pair of jeans, and then still have some left over?

It's like the start of some crazy [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit]Xanatos Gambit[/url]!

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36319774]I don't know which is more ridiculous, that a guy coated a pair of jeans in wasabi and beat his girlfriend with them, or that said jeans cost $200. And why exactly did he even have enough wasabi to coat a pair of jeans, and then still have some left over?[/QUOTE] and why would he put wasabi on $200 jeans

death sentence for him

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36319684]Wasabi is some bad shit[/QUOTE] It's not as bad as capsaicin-based compounds. Wasabi is a dry heat and dissipates somewhat quickly, whereas capsaicin is an oil that's really hard to get out of your mucous membranes.

Yep, that might be enough Internet for me tonight.

I remember sneaking in some wasabi in my sister and dads food. And they would try to do the same

[QUOTE=Roof;36319999]and why would he put wasabi on $200 jeans[/QUOTE] By the sound of it his girlfriend bought them and she was cheating on him.

"hey" "do you know anything about bei?" "whats a bei?" "oh not much, you?"

Absolutely lost it after reading the underlined part. That is so ridiculous. I'll think twice before slinging condiment-soaked trousers at people now.

:v:

[quote]pungent Japanese sauce[/quote]

This could be an art house film

He must have had to make the wasabi into a more saucey consistency, because it's usually just a clump that cant really be used to douse something. Did he wipe it all over her pants?

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36320698]By the sound of it his girlfriend bought them and she was cheating on him.[/QUOTE] [quote]On the way home, the victim received a text message from a male friend.[/quote] cheating on him is another thing completely, this is a grade-a sociopath

[QUOTE=thisispain;36323433]cheating on him is another thing completely, this is a grade-a sociopath[/QUOTE]I am sorry, but how is it sociopathic to attack someone with wasabi jeans? I bet he felt a lot of emotions while doing so.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;36323505]I am sorry, but how is it sociopathic to attack someone with wasabi jeans? I bet he felt a lot of emotions while doing so.[/QUOTE] it's sociopathic to attack someone with wasabi jeans just because they got a text from another man

[QUOTE=Taggart;36323550]it's sociopathic to attack someone with wasabi jeans just because they got a text from another man[/QUOTE]Is it now?

[QUOTE=ShaunOfTheLive;36320131]It's not as bad as capsaicin-based compounds. Wasabi is a dry heat and dissipates somewhat quickly, whereas capsaicin is an oil that's really hard to get out of your mucous membranes.[/QUOTE] I thought the capsacin was what made horseradish hot. Is that only for peppers?

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;36323738]I thought the capsacin was what made horseradish hot. Is that only for peppers?[/QUOTE] Yeah, only peppers contain capsaicin. Horseradish and wasabi are "spicy" (pungent) due to allyl isothiocyanate.